Here is the second Chapter of Good UniGod! :D I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed! *tear* I read and reply to all of my reviews.
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Marcus and I were walking through the streets at night. It was dark. Very dark. There was no sound. Just the crunch of my boots on the gravel and Marcus's hooves as he walked by me. "It's very dark. I don't like it." Marcus said in his deep old man voice. "I agree." I said. Then I felt something grab my leg and arm. I screamed looking at Marcus. He was opening his mouth to say something but I couldn't hear anything over my screams. I looked behind only to see Emmett pulling me back with a dark look on his face.
I jolted awake, to the feeling of something tapping my arm. I swung my arm hard trying to hit whoever was tapping me. "Ow!" A smooth voice said.
I opened my eyes to see Rich Man rubbing his chest. I frowned. "Sorry. Am I late? My alarm clock didn't go off."
He raised a brow and looked around. I was sleeping behind the dumpster at the cafe. He shook his head. "It's fine. You ready?" I nodded standing up and followed him to a very nice looking car. It was black and shiny and smooth.
He opened the door for me and smiled when I raised my brow. I shrugged and sat in the passenger seat. He walked around to the driver's side and got in. It was very warm in the car. Very clean and soft and just amazing.
"I'm sorry about the dirt." I gestured to my clothes. He waved a hand. "Not a problem. Are you excited?" He asked. I thought about saying something sarcastic but he was being really nice for a rich man. Plus I was alone with him. I didn't want to piss him off. He wasn't as big as his son but he was still a man. "I guess." I said. "It's the first job I've had in a while." I smiled.
He smiled back at me as we drove onto a deserted road leading to a wooded area. Oh God he's going to kill me. I started to panic. I stuck my hand in my pocket and held to Marcus for dear life. I've got to distract him. "So what do you do?" I asked in a desperate voice.
He looked at me strangely. "I'm a doctor. Are you ok?"
I was sweating now. He's a doctor. He can do things to me and no one would know. I swallowed. "I'm a little warm." I rasped out. He looked at me worriedly and turned the heat down.
We drove on and on. I was wondering when he was going to pull over to kill me, but we pulled up in front of a huge house instead. It was white with a huge wrap around porch. "We're here." He stepped out of the car and ran around to open the door for me. Always so proper.
I stepped out of the car and felt a million times better. I breathed a sigh of relief when the door to the house opened and Esme flew out. "You're here!" She exclaimed. "I told you I would do it." I said.
She smiled and tugged on my arm. "Come dear. We have to get ready for work."
We heard a throat clear behind us. "Oh Carlisle! Thank you for going dear. Have good day at work." She said kissing him on the cheek. I smiled at him. "Uh yeah. Thanks for the ride." I said awkwardly. He smiled and nodded getting back into his car.
Esme tugged on my arm again. "I'm so excited! Alice has already got some clothes out for you. You two are about the same size. She and Edward are excited to meet you. They have to get to work soon." She said all of this in one breath.
I stepped into the house and immediately heard squealing. I jumped back. I looked up to see a very small girl with short black hair. She kind of looked like a sprite. Next to her was a lanky looking man with crazy looking hair. He looked like a gay vampire.
The squealing was coming from Gaypire.
"Oh my gawd! Alice look at her. She is so pretty!" He said. The sprite squealed then. "I know!" She jumped up and down clapping her hands.
I was very confused. "Bella these are my other children. Alice and Edward." Esme said.
"Uh. Hi." I said. They both squealed again. What the hell? Did I get famous over night? Esme raised her hand for them both to calm down. "I'm taking Bella to the guest room. You two need to get to work. You will see her again tonight."
They nodded. "We'll see you soon Bella." The sprite said. "Yes! And I'm giving you a haircut tonight." The Gaypire said. Alice clapped her hands jumping up and down. "We can do a whole makeover." She said as they walked out of the door.
I raised my hands to my hair. What wrong with my hair? I got a couple of split ends and it's dirty but that's about it.
"Come, come. We have to get you ready." Esme said ushering me up the stairs. When we reached the top Meat Head walked out of a room. He was decked out in a blue jump suit. Name tag and everything.
"Morning Ma. Bella." He kissed her on the cheek as we passed him. We kept walking until we reached the last door. She opened it and ushered me in. I didn't get much time to look before she had me in the bathroom. From what I did see, it was nice.
"Ok. I sat your clothes on the counter top. Everything you should need is in here." She said. "I'll leave you to it." She smiled as she walked out.
I turned around and looked at the big shower. I stepped out of my clothes and turned on the water to heat up. I looked around at all of the products. Who uses all of this? I stepped into the shower and Sweet Mother of All things Holy! The best freaking shower in the world.
I scrubbed and scrubbed. I shaved and shaved. When I was finally squeaky clean I stepped out. I felt much better. I dried and brushed. Then I found a new toothbrush lying on the counter. "Sweet!" I brushed my teeth twice.
I looked at the clothes. Not bad. A pair of boy shorts lay there. Blue. Nice. I slid them on with a matching bra. The bra was a little bit small but I made it work. I picked up the jeans. Although they looked designer, they were still comfortable. Last but not least I picked up the shirt. A regular black t-shirt. 'Esme's Cafe' it read in white letters with a steaming cup of coffee under it. I slipped the shirt on. It was a little tight in the bust area. Oh well. I tucked my shirt in and turned around to pick up my dirty clothes.
They were gone. I looked everywhere, starting to panic. "Marcus!"
I opened the door and ran into the room. No one was there. I ran down stairs looking for Esme. "Esme!" She met me at the bottom of the stairs.
"What's wrong Bella?" She asked taking in my stricken expression.
"My clothes! Where are my clothes?" I begged. She looked a little confused. "I put them in the wash for you. I hope that's ok? You will get them back tonight." She said.
I sank down on the stairs and put my face in my hands. "Marcus." I mumbled.
"I'm sorry?" She asked. "Marcus is in my pocket. I hope he is ok." I said.
She really looked confused. "Marcus?"
"Yes. Please, don't dry him. If he's alive." I mumbled. "Uh, ok." She said.
I took a deep breath and stood up. "When do we leave?" I asked.
"How about some breakfast first?" She asked. She still seemed a little confused.
"Sure." I said. She walked us into the kitchen. It was huge! I sat at a counter and she brought over a bowl of fruit salad and a bottle of water. I dug in. She smiled at me and began to eat.
"Alice used to work with me. That's why she had that shirt." She smiled.
"What does she do now?" I asked. "Oh, she and Edward went to cosmetology school. They opened up a beauty shop. Alice does nails and Edward hair." Esme said.
I nodded. "And Emmett? What does he do?" I asked. "Emmett works at an auto-repair shop." She said. I nodded again and ate the rest of my food. Esme stood up and put our dishes in the dish washer. "Ok. I'm just going to go put your clothes in the dryer and then we will leave."
"Marcus." I gasped. I had almost forgotten about him. Esme looked at me worriedly but walked into the laundry room. I followed behind her and pulled my jacket out of the wash. I sighed in relief when I pulled Marcus out of the pocket.
"Oh Marcus! I'm so sorry." I hugged him. "Oh!" Esme exclaimed when she saw him. She sighed. "A stuffed animal." She smiled.
I glared. "Marcus is not just a stuffed animal! He is a stuffed Unicorn, and he is my best friend." I said.
She giggled. "Of course. Sorry Marcus, for putting you in the wash."
"Marcus forgives you." I said. "He also says thank you for making him smell so nice."
She laughed again and put my clothes in the dryer. I stuffed wet Marcus in the pocket of my jeans. He was very small. About three inches tall. He was white with a blue horn and hooves.
"You will be taking orders. Write them down on the note pad in your apron. Then take the order to the kitchen where I will be working." June Cleaver explained. Not hard stuff. I can do this.
The door dinged and a young blond boy walked in. "Mike! I'd like you to meet Bella, our new waitress. Bella this is Mike. He works the cash register."
The boy walked over smiling at me and stuck his hand out. "Nice to meet you Bella." I shook his hand trying not to laugh. He had a lisp. A very very bad lisp. It sounded like he said 'Nishe to meet chu Belya'.
"You too." I said a little strained. Esme gave me a stern look. I got the hint. No laughing at lisp boy.
June Cleaver made me tie my hair up, something about hairy food or some shiz, and we got to work. I smiled at people and took orders. I cleaned up spills and listened to people complain and baby's cry. I only screwed up a couple of times. It wasn't my fault though. Both times it was a huge man. I was nervous. They forgave me easily enough. I think it was the tight shirt.
It was almost closing time and I was dead on my feet when the door dinged and someone walked in. I groaned to myself and turned around, but stopped quickly when I seen the chief of police.
Charlie sat at a booth and looked over the menu. I liked Charlie. He was a very nice man. It wasn't him I was afraid of. It's just the only time I ever see Charlie is when something bad happens. He has arrested me a few times. That wasn't so bad. No, that bad stuff is when he arrested the men. I shuddered and walked to his table.
"Hi Chief." I mumbled. His head snapped up and his eyes widened before they crinkled with a smile.
"Bella Dwyer." He smiled at me. "Yes sir. What can I get you?" I gulped. He placed his order smiling at me the whole time. I quickly brought the order to Esme in the kitchen.
She looked up at me and ran to me. "Bella? What's wrong? You're as white as a sheet."
I shook my head and handed her Charlie's order. "I'm fine. Just tired." I turned around and began pouring Charlie's coffee. Esme looked at me a few more seconds then got to work on the order.
I brought the coffee to Charlie and sat it in front of him. "Your order will be ready soon. Is there anything else I can get you?" I asked. He shook his head no and I turned to walk away when he spoke again.
"How are you Bella?" I looked back at him. "Better." I said.
He nodded his head. "You look good. I'm happy for you." He said gesturing to me then around the cafe. I smiled timidly in return. "Thanks chief Swan."
"Please, I've told you. Call me Charlie." His eyes crinkled again. "You've been staying out of trouble?" He asked. "Yes sir. I mean I guess. I haven't seen you, have I?" I laughed.
He laughed in return. Then his face got serious. "Have a seat Bella." I knew what was coming. I pulled Marcus out of my pocket and held him tightly as I took a seat.
Charlie looked at Marcus in my hands sadly, and then looked up at me. "Bella, you didn't show up for court." I nodded knowing what he was talking about.
"We had no choice but to let him go." Charlie sighed.
I nodded biting my lip and holding Marcus tighter. "Why Bella? We could have put him in jail for life for what he did to you. Both of them. Why did you let them go free?"
A tear slid down my face. "I was scared." I said in a small voice. Charlie nodded. "I know. But you also know I wouldn't have let him hurt you again, right?" He said.
Esme ringed the bell then letting me know the order was ready. I stood up grateful to get out of this conversation. I wiped my face and rushed to the kitchen. I grabbed the order before Esme could see my face and brought it out to Charlie.
"Let me know if you need anything else." I rushed to say then ran into the restroom locking myself in a stall.
Then I cried. I cried for myself. I cried for all the other girls I could have saved. I cried for being so stupid. Hell I even cried for Marcus.
"Marcus. What am I doing?" I asked him. "Why am I here? I don't deserve this kindness." I cried.
The door opened then and I heard footsteps. They stopped in front of my stall. "Bella?" Esme asked.
"Yeah?" I sniffled. "Oh Bella, honey, what's wrong?" She asked.
"Nothing, I'm fine. Can you give me a minute?" I asked. She didn't say anything for a few seconds then she sighed and walked out of the restroom.
I stuffed Marcus back in my pocket and blew my nose, stepping out of the stall and looking in the mirror. I sighed at my red swollen eyes and splashed cool water on my face. After taking a few deep breaths, I stepped out of the restroom and ran right into a worried looking Esme.
"Oh Bella! What happened?" She hugged me. It was a little uncomfortable so I stepped out of her arms. "Nothing. Just a long day." I said with a poker face. She didn't look convinced.
"Really, I'm ok." I smiled slightly. She sighed but nodded. "Ok. Come on. Let's clean up. Shall we?" She said. I smiled and nodded, glad she dropped the subject.
Everything was clean and Mike was gone, before I finally got to sit down and relax. I sat at the table and put my head in my arms. Esme sat down next to me. "We had a busy day today." She said. "Mm." I hummed.
"Did Marcus dry?" She asked after a few minutes of silence. I raised my head and pulled him from my pocket. "Yeah, He's pretty small." I smiled at him and kissed his nose. "Where did you get him?" She asked.
"I... uh... got him from a friend." I said. She nodded. "Must have been a close friend." She stated. "Yeah." I swallowed thinking about Jessica. She was arrested a while back. I miss that crazy bitch.
I sat there playing with Marcus's horn, when I was startled out of my thoughts by a chair pulling out beside me.
I jumped and looked up to see Meat Head sit down next to me. I stood up quickly, stuffing Marcus back in my pocket and pretended to clean the counter top. He looked a little hurt by my rush to get away from him.
"So how was your day Ma?" He asked Esme. They talked for a while before he turned to me. "How was your day Bella?" He smiled. "Uh. It was ok." I mumbled.
Rich Man walked in then. "Hello everyone." He smiled. My mouth popped open and I quickly shut it before anyone could see. Sweet baby Jesus. He still had on his doctor's coat and he looked like a God.
I shook my head of these thoughts. This whole family had fantastic looks. They were all very different but all attractive. My mind slammed back to the present when Carlisle put his hand on my shoulder. "Bella are you ok? You seem a little pale." He said. I shook his hand off of my shoulder.
"I'm fine. Just tired." Gah. Won't these people just leave me alone? Like Esme, he also didn't look convinced but dropped it anyway.
Esme and I heated up some leftovers and brought them out to a table as Sprite and Gaypire joined us. We all sat at the table. I sat next to Esme and Alice.
They chatted happily and I sat back with a blank look. "Oh Bella, That shirt is a little tight. I will have to get you some new clothes." Sprite said. "Shopping!" Gaypire yelled. "No its fine. This is fine." I said. Meat head rolled his eyes. "There is no way you're going to talk these two out of a shopping trip."
They both grinned and nodded. It was kind of creepy. "Do I have to go?" I asked. They both nodded their heads again still grinning. I shuddered.
"But first we have got to do something with your hair." Edward said wrinkling his nose. Alice nodded. "Yes, and your nails too." I looked down at my nails and frowned.
"Way to make a girl feel beautiful." I grumbled. They both looked regretful. "Oh no Bella, we're sorry." Alice said. "We didn't mean it like that." Edward said at the same time. I held my hand up. "Relax. I was kidding." I sighed.
"When do I go through this torture?" I asked. "Well we are doing your hair and nails tonight." Edward said. "Yes and we will go shopping tomorrow after work." Alice finished for him.
For real. These two are like creepy twins. Cept, you know. They aren't twins.
"Fine." I said. "They both clapped their hands and said "Yay!" At the same time. I shuddered again.
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