== be karkat's 3rd person pov

Karkat slumped into his chair, eyes still stuck on his computer's screen. Trollian had relatively quiet that day, and the John Egbert human was not answer his trolling.

carcinoGenetist[CG] began trolling ectoBiologist[EB]

CG: JOHN HUMAN, YOUR CREATOR WANTS SOMETHING FROM YOU

CG: JOHN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
CG: I NEED A DAMN QUESTION THAT NEEDS ANSWERING
CG: HEY
CG: SERIOUSLY WHY AREN'T YOU ON?

He tapped his fingers impatiently and traced the doodles that Terezi had scrawled onto his desk.
Why wont that human get on?
He almost considered getting Vriska to force Egbert on, but she was nowhere to be found. As well as Terezi.
"FUCK DAMMIT"
He let out a snarl as well as a string of profanities to no one in particular when an arm suddenly wrapped around Karkat's shoulders and squeezed him warmly.
"HeY tHeRe MoThErFuCkEr :o)" a pleasant voice said.
Karkat responded with flailing his arms around and whacked his offender.

"GAMZEE MAKARA YOU BETTER GET YOUR JUGGALO ASS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I GO BATSHIT CRAZY ON YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW"
Gamzee just chuckled and backed away from the upset troll, who was seething in his direction.
"SoRry MaN, jUsT wAnTeD tO hElP aNoThEr BrO oUt" he sat down in his chair with a mirthful smile, and glanced at Karkat.
"YkNoW, YoU sOuNdEd A lItTlE uPsEt ThErE"
"I DON'T NEED ANY HELP, FUCKASS." He snarled, and watched his juggalo friend set a sopor pie on his lap.
" 'CoUrSe, MoThErFuCkEr" he dipped his fingers into the pie and slipped it into his mouth after.
Karkat scowled at the Capricorn and glanced at his pie.
"HOW IS THAT PILE OF GREEN SHIT SO DELICIOUS?" he snapped.
The juggalo shrugged and lazily sucked some remains off of his fingers. Well, Karkat really shouldn't care since Gamzee could make his own choices, but still...
"WHERE IN THE NAME OF GOG DID YOU FIND THAT IN FIRST PLACE?" he demanded unpleasantly.
Gamzee grinned and twirled his fingers in it before scooping out a large chunk and eating it.
"I gUeSs It WaS hErE bEfOrE I CaMe AlOnG, bRo" He chuckled.
the cancer troll's scowl went deeper at that.
"LIKE HELL."
The juggalo just grinned and slowly drained the pie.
"YOU DO KNOW WHAT'S THAT'S USED FOR, RIGHT?"
"HoNk"
"YOU DO KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO EAT IT, RIGHT?"
"HoONk"
"... YOU'RE IGNORING ME AREN'T YOU?"
"HoOoOnK ;o)" oh Gog he was.
"FINE, WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. JUST TELL ME WHY YOU INSIST ON EATING THAT."
The capricorn responded to that with a large cool smile.
"miRaClEs, BrO"
no, Karkat doesn't think that it was the reason why.
"GIVE ME THAT" he lurched forward and grabbed the almost empty tray of pie from Gamzee. The juggalo just laughed and wrenched it from the cancer troll's grip with surprising strength, and held the pie above and out of his reach.
He tilted it forward and the sopor slid out and into his mouth.
Karkat snarled and attempted to grab it again, but seeing as Gamzee was much taller, he just ended up crashing into him.
"SHIT FUCK!" he gasped, and pulled himself away from the obviously amused Capricorn.
He turned to lean on gamzee's desk, with his back to the juggalo himself.
"CmOn MoThErFuCkEr, YoU dOnE nOw?" Gamzee teased.
"FUCK YOU" Karkat mumbled.
"HaHa, I kNoW wE aInT dOnE yEt :o)" The cancer troll was about to say something snarky back, when his hand fell into something.
Long, deep gashes were drawn out onto the side of the desk, where Gamzee usually sat.
Like something - or someone - had repeatedly scratched that one section over and over again.
He swallowed hard, his mouth suddenly very dry.
"SoMeThInG wRoNg, BeSt FrIeNd?" A voice whispered straight into Karkat's ear, tickling the hair around it.
"N-NO. NOTHINGS WRONG. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE." he paused, taking a long shaky breath and said quietly

"I THINK THAT I'M GOING TO GO CHECK UP ON TEREZI"
he jerkily walked to the transporter, his head down with his eyes on the floor, angled so that he couldn't see the juggalo.

He never once looked back to view the Capricorn's expression.

== author, write something more personal.

a shudder ripples down your back, a glint shimmering in your hand.
Its waiting for you, it knows that eventually you'll come to it... in your own time, but it can wait. It has patience.
You look over a corner, your eyes landing on it.
You shudder again,
algebra homework

haha ok, nothing much to update on, but I'll keep making the chapters quickly, depending on what's going on. I sorta wanted to show that gamzee's dark side was still there, even while he was intoxicated.

Written on my kindle fire AGAIN! i lost the first version to having no connection while driving (duh) and personally I liked that one better, but i tried to make this one like it.

btw I'll try to include other trolls, but ugh... i just dont feel like it right now.

anyway, another threat to do:
REVIEW OR GAMZEE WILL MAKE A MOVE ON TAVROS AND WILL BE REJECTED PITIFULLY AND CRUELLY.

:,o( wHy WoUlD yOu Do ThAt? }:,(