*Minutes later in the Court of the Nine Moons in Seanchan*
Rand: You the Empress?
Empress: What is the meaning of this? Guards! Capture them at once.
*Guards close on Rand and Mat. Rand raises his hand. Mat grabs Rand's arm*
Mat: May I?
Rand: By all means.
*Rand steps back behind Mat. Mat takes his Ashandarei in hand dances around and slashes all the guards to the ground*
Mat: There you go all clear.
Rand: Damn man…
Mat: What?
Rand: That was fucking sweet!
Mat: Why, thank you my Lord Dragon
*Mat bows*
*Rand laughs*
*Rand turns to the Empress*
Rand: Oh yeah… almost forgot about you. Congrats on that Return thing. You conquered all of nothing. Is that the Crystal Throne there your sitting on? Very Nice. It's mine now.
Empress: What?
Rand: What you didn't get the memo?
*Empress looks confused*
Rand: Mat, do me a favor and give her the memo.
*Mat Laughs*
Mat: You got it.
*The Empress reads the note*
Empress: This is preposterous!
Rand: Okay… you're new to the new rules of SeanchRand.
Mat: Oh, I like that name.
*Mat chuckles*
Rand: I thought you would Chief, but as I was saying, your new to the rules so I will give you once screw up that was it. Don't screw up again or I'm going to have to put someone else in charge.
Empress: I will not bend knee to you. You're a madman.
Mat: She called you a Madman.
Rand: So I am.
Lews Therin: I am the only Madman here hahahaha.
*Rand hits his head*
Rand: Shut it you little punk.
Lews Therin: Oh, sorry. Carry on.
Rand: Oh well…
*Rand shoots Balefire at the Empress*
Rand: Mat Find a loud speaker or something and get some people in here.
Mat: You got it.
*Mat finds a horn. Mat yells through the horn*
Mat: All residents of SeanchRand within hearing range of this get your asses into the Court of the Nine Moons now.
*Mat puts the horn down*
Rand: Another Horn?
Mat: Hey what can you do? It's my destiny or something.
*A few minutes later*
Rand: Ok people… shut up. Everyone read the stuff I wrote on the wall over there?
*Brief pause*
Rand: Good. Now, anyone have any problems with this?
*Some Seanchan residents step forward*
Seanchan man: I think I speak for the few of us that stepped forward. We will not let you.
*Rand Balefires the man along with all the others that stepped forward, except one*
Another Seanchan man: Wait! I'm not with them.
Rand: Why did you step forward?
ASM: I saw a quarter.
Rand: Oh okay. Well in that case, you will be known as Quartero. You are in charge till I figure out what else to do. Hold up these laws and maybe you can stay in charge when I come back… sound good?
Quartero: Yes, my Lord Dragon.
All SeanchRand Residents: All hail the Lord Dragon!
Rand: Good. Prepare for the last battle I will need good fighters.
Quartero: Yes, my Lord Dragon.
Rand: Let's go Mat. We have shit to do.
*Rand opens a gateway*
Mat: Holy Fuck! Rand, this plan of yours looks like it's gonna work.
Rand: Of course it will.
*Rand Smiles*
Mat: You da man Rand
Rand: I Know.
*Laughing the two step through the gateway*