Me: Good morning Fanfiction

Amber: Anubis, can you write two chapters for today

Me: Maybe if I can hurry up and write this chapter

Alfie: ALIENS! ALIEN!

Me: Let me guess, you forced him to watch Alien last night

Patricia: Yep and he was screaming like a little girl

Me: Jerome will you do the disclaimer

Jerome: Gladly. AnubisO8 does not own House of Anubis. Or anything else.

Me: Alfie just shut up! Bye!

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Elsie Pov

We sat down at supper. Trudy exclaimed that we had a new student here (more or less ME). Everyone stood up and said their names and dates.

"I'm Eddie, I'm roomates with Fabian and Patricia's boyfriend," Eddie said.

"I'm Patrica, I'm roomates with Joy and Mara, and I'm Eddie's girlfriend." Patricia said.

"I'm Fabian, I'm roomates with Eddie, Nina's boyfriend, and I'm your brother," Fabe said.

I rolled my eyes.

"I'm Nina, I'm roomates with Amber and Elsie, and I'm Fabian's girlfriend." Nina said.

"I'm Amber, I'm roomates with Nina and Elsie, and I'm Alfie's girlfriend." Amber said.

"I'm Alfie, I'm roomates with Jerome, and I'm Amber's boyfriend," Alfie said.

"I'm Jerome, I'm roomates with Alfie, and I'm Mara's boyfriend." Jerome said.

"When and how did that happen?" I asked.

Jerome just rolled his eyes and kissed Mara.

"Ew! No PDA at the table!" I said.

"I'm Mara, I'm roomates with Joy and Patricia, and I'm Jerome's girlfriend," Mara said.

"I'm Joy, I'm roomates with Mara and Patricia, and I'm Mick's girlfriend," Joy said.

I looked around. Everyone looked in shock, just not me. Phew!

"I'm Elsie, I'm roomates with Amber and Nina, and I'm not dating anyone right now," I said.

"It'll stay like that until you're 30!" Fabian said.

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I got to my room and changed because Alfie and Jerome had one of their famous food fights. I had spaghetti in my hair, and salad in ...some other areas and I had spaghetti sauce all over my new shirt. Soon I had my hair up in bear ears and I had an Aeropostale long sleeved t-shirt and light blue sparkly jean shorts. I had light make-up on and my reebok shoes were SPARKELY! I also slid the ring on my finger. Time to go up!

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Me: That's the chappie! Hope you liked it!

Alfie: ALIENS! ALIENS! THEY WANT ME

Agent E: If I give you this one will you SHUT UP!

Alfie: Yes

Agent E: *hands Alfie Alien*

Alfie: My ALIEN! MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!

Patricia: *slaps forehead* Don't forget to suscribe and review