Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto, not me.

Chapter 2 : Reading partner and Puppy

Kakashi's POV :

I've regretted a lot of stuff in my life, like not being able to save Sensei, Rin and Obito..., starting the really annoying contests with Gai, and... letting Stephanie use my bathroom.

I let her use my bathroom and what do I get, not even a thank you. All I get is a bold spot on my head, some bruises, a complaint from Sasuke and a really good beating.

As some of you know, I found a lady ( later found out her name is Alice ) in my bathtub... naked, not that I mind. She was sleeping, I guess, when Stephanie went to the bathroom.

Stephanie left alone, and came back with a still naked Alice 'insert nosebleed'.She then ratted us ( me & Sasuke ) out on how we tortured her with peanut butter, Alice beat the shit out of us and plucked some of my hair out.

" Oww... that hurts" I said as Alice applied some disinfecting crap on my messed up arm.

" That's your freakin' problem " she said applying even more of that stinging crap "Done... so where am I going to stay, since I apparently can't leave this freaky place"

" I don't know, we have to see the Hokage about that"

I got up and went to the bathroom. I shut the door, sat down and cried, ' that medicine she has got from Yumi is painful man'

Alice's POV :

" Slow down ! " Kakashi was dragging me to see the Hokage, and I don't have my glasses on so I can't see a thing.

" We're here" the old pervert then turned around to look at me " Alice ? Where are you ?"

" Right here you freakin' old pervert " I said grabbing his damn book. "What's so good about this book ?" I opened it and read the first pages. Nothing happened.

"So what do you think ?" he asked me with a hint of amusement in his voice.

" It's ok for now, it could get interesting " I said in a calm voice

' insert wide eye' " THAT'S IT ! NO SCREAMING ! NO NOSEBLEED !" he screamed in my ear a little too loud

" Nope, everything's fine. I have no problem with it."

" Aw, man finally..." he said to himself

" Finally what ?" What did I do to deserve being with this old man

" I finally found a girl, that can stand this book..." 'insert anime stream of tears'

I ignored that comment and stepped on his foot.

"Let's go old man, I want to read the rest after." As I finished my sentence, he pulled me to see the Hokage.

Knock knock

" Come in" the huge chested Hokage said. We entered her office, to find her sitting behind a pile a papers.

" What do you want Kakashi ?" we could honestly hear she was PISSED

" Well, I found another one."

" AGAIN ! Do you know how much trouble we have with just 2, and a visiting one ! We just finished repairing the building Stephanie blew up last month."

" I know, but she needs a place to stay "

I wasn't even listening, I was busy staring at her chest, her huge chest. Something was bothering me a lot since I first saw her in Naruto. Why is it so much bigger than mine ?

After a while, I notice that they were done talking.

" So, where am I going to stay ?" anywhere is fine as long as I'm away from him, 'scoots away from kakashi'

" With Kakashi." she gave me the worst possible answer.

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !" I have to live with him. Dear lord, why are you picking on me ?

Kakashi's POV :

She wasn't talking to me. She was silently walking next to me, we were going to the store. She somehow ate all my food. Her once gloomy face turned brightened up when we walked passed a pet store.

She kept staring at a puppy Labrador, I have to admit it's cute, chasing it's own tail, I was temped but stopped when I remembered I already had 8 dogs.

"KAKASHI, get me this dog, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee !" she was acting like a kid... no really she doing the puppy eyes and her sticking her lower lip out. "Pwease, I won't ask for anything else"

" No, there are 8 dogs at home, I don't need another one "

" Please, I'll read you your stupid book as a bedtime story " Now that spiked my attention. I was very temped. And in the end, I finally gave in.

We got the food, the dog and went home. Where they ( Alice and the dog ) made a mess. Alice tried giving a bath to him and ended up chasing him through the whole apartment. Knocking over my FIRST EDITION MAKEOUT PARADISE and Mr. Ukki. I had to make a choice. Mr. Ukki or my books ? I don't know what made me choose Mr. Ukki but I sacrificed my first edition books. I grew A-N-G-R-Y. ROARRRRR ( pissed of Kakashi )

Alice's Pov :

I was chasing after Mochi (my new puppy) when Kakashi grabbed us and glared at us.

" WHAT ! " I yelled trying to break free from him. He put Mochi in his room and glared at me while pointing at his books. O.O - wide eyes

" WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOKS ! " I said running over to pick them up. He glared at me again and said :

" You knocked them over, when you r- " I cut him off with

" I'm hungry, is there any ramen ? "

He let out an angry sigh and went to the kitchen.

A couple of minutes after eating my ramen, I went to take a shower and headed for bed.

Kakashi's Pov :

She was driving me NUTS. Sure, I got her a dog, and not even half a day later, I end up taking care of it. While she was in the shower, I ate, changed into my pajamas and got in bed.

Ready to read my book, I pulled it out and sadly for me, Alice came in. When she saw my book, she ran over to the bed and literally jumped on me.

" Let me read ! " she said pulling the book closer to her. Not wanting to pick a fight with her. I got up, took my pillow and went to sleep on the couch. Apparently she wasn't going to let me do that, she grabbed my arm and pulled me down. Using me as a pillow. GRRRRRRR SHE IS DRIVING ME NUTS !

Too be continued