Just Keep Digging
Warnings: This is my (bad) attempt at humour
BETA: I forgot to add that any mistakes are mine on both ficlets
This won Best Humour in the AG Fics Mini Challenge 5
"You are treading on very thin ice Arthur Pendragon...very thin Ice"
"What? All I said was..."
"Arthur, you called me fat"
"I didn't call you fat, I said perhaps you should cut down on the ice-cream as you're getting a little tubby..."
"Ooohhhh" came the combined voices of Merlin & Gwaine from the Sofa in the other room, who were, up until that point, trying to watch Cowboys vs Aliens and NOT to overhear the brewing row between Arthur & Gwen in the kitchen.
"Go and watch the film with our friends Arthur, I don't want to talk to you right now"
"Gwen"
"Leave me alone"
"Fine" With that Arthur stomps into the front room and throws himself onto the sofa.
"Seriously, Mate" says Gwaine "Big hole...stop digging"
"Especially when your girlfriend's pregnant" Merlin chimes in innocently.
"WHAT?" the sip of beer Arthur just took, sprays everywhere!