("Mutation" from Minecraft plays)
Hugh Jacob: (sighs) (sings) I'm just a man in my early 20s selling my redstone gears. Year after year after year, I'm not rich or average teenager size. I'm poor and I'm average 23-year-old size. But who cares? I live in the best city of all: Steamhoma City! ("camera" zooms out onto aerial view of Steamhoma City, and the big words "STEAMHOMA CITY!" appears.)
Male Announcer: STEAMHOMA CITY!
Hugh Jacob: (continues to sing) Every piece of redstone dust, and redstone block. And yes, every repeater, and cauldron, and I happen to like every redstone item and block oh, so dearest. Even my mustache and every single other mustache in this town seem to have a smile, 'cause in Steamhoma City, you can't just help and be happy and so giddy and so excited! All the stuff that's worth your while, there's redstone gears, so many goggles to put in the helmet slot and another pair goggles and more redstone gears and plus six more pairs of goggles and even more redstone gears. And, oh, look there's a redstone robot on the sidewalk over there! (points to the redstone robot on his right) And also, it's carcass is diamond blocks! Awesome! That's very, very, very cool. This is a marvelous place where I belong. As long as I can stay here. Nothing will ever go wrong, ever! And also, nothing's gonna stop me, nothing's gonna stop me, nothing's stop me, nothing's gonna stop me now! You, the viewer or viewers might say this genre is totally lame. But the steam finally calls my name!
Man (whispering): Psst, hey, HJ.
Hugh Jacob (to the man): Oh, hello. (to himself) And today, Steamhoma City is gonna fly-y-y-y-y-y, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
(HJ walks to the center of town of hears conversations overlapping)
Narrator: Meanwhile when HJ heard Mayor Austin's conversation with his butler, Chase...
Chase: Are you ready and excited for the big day, sir?
Matt: Why, yes, of course. Thank you, steam butler. (to himself) Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi. (clears his throat)
Chase: Would like me to leave you be while you sing, sir?
Matt: Yes, this is a private ballad. You may go.
Chase: Yes, sir.
Narrator: HJ walked to the front row of the audience.
Matt: (clears throat, to the citizens) As mayor of Steamhoma City, I have done quite a lot of stuff. Built up this wonderful city and it's true. And now thanks to my friend and butler, Chase the Inventor, I finally have got the power to fly Steamhoma City into the big, blue sky. And when you're all living here in Steamhoma City...