'Next round!' boomed the voice of Master Hand. 'Falco vs Jigglypuff, on the Pyrosphere stage!'

The two fighters took a pose as they were transported to a bleak stage.

'3…2…1…GO!'

Jigglypuff instantly used Rollout, breaking through Falco's Blaster.

'That's not fair!' cried the Star Fox member. Then, he thought, 'I'm the king of the air. I'd better take this fight sky-high!'

Jiggs flew around the stage just to mock Falco, then jumped in the air as well and used Pound on him.

'Why, Master Hand? Why did I forget that Jigglypuff has a great airgame too?' muttered Falco.

'Come on, Lombardi! You're better than that!' yelled Fox.

At this point the Space Pirate dragon Ridley appeared on the stage, screeching and attacking. Falco made a futile attempt at getting Ridley on his side, but Jiggs made it first, with a smug grin on her face. Ridley desperately attempted to resist, but Master Hand's magic brought it to Jiggs's side.

'I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face, you little punk!' scowled Falco.

The bird, with a bit of effort and Falco Phantasms, dodged all of Ridley's fireballs. The trouble came when Ridley absorbed energy to transform into Meta Ridley. Meta Ridley, with a demonic look on his face, slashed at Falco, knocking him down and throwing his blaster into the air. Jiggs caught it and fired at Falco, the shot mixing with Meta Ridley's fireballs and wounding Falco. Then, with a sadistic smirk on her face, Jiggs ripped the blaster in half.

'NO! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST?' screamed Falco.

Despite his injuries, he pulled himself up and mercilessly spammed his strongest non-blaster attacks at Jiggs. But the Pokémon had one last trick. With just a bit of eye contact, Jiggs ordered Meta Ridley to pin down Falco just as the Smash Ball appeared.

'No!' Falco struggled as Jiggs used Puff Up, killing Meta Ridley and pushing Falco to the edge. He hung on to the platform, but, with a triumphant grin, Jiggs stamped on his hands and defeated him.

'And Jigglypuff is the winner!' announced Master Hand.

Meanwhile, under WFT's guidance, King Dedede was standing on a Wii Balance Board, pulling various yoga poses, such as the Palm Tree, the Bridge, and the Spinal Twist.

'Keep it up!' shouted WFT.

'I am! This is actually fun!' proclaimed Dedede.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

'That'll be Wario.' said WFT.

Sure enough, the rival of Mario was at the door.

'What did you want?' he yelled rudely. Then he saw the Balance Board, and vociferated,

'I'm out of here!'

Wario brought out his bike, but WFT picked it up, saying,

'Not so fast! Proper exercise!' Then he threw the bike out the window.

'Hey! That cost £1,000,000!'

'Then you were ripped off.' deadpanned WFT.

'Anyway, I ride my bike! That's proper exercise!'

'Yes, but you only ride it for a few seconds, and you spend plenty of time in the food court.'

So, against his will, Wario was standing on a second board, doing Deep Breathing and the plank.

Whilst this was happening, Bowser was teaching Little Mac how to control his Giga Mac form.

'Back when I first accessed it, I was the same. It took me years to learn how to control it.'

'So how did you control it?' asked Mac.

'1 years' worth of chicken soup. Very good for the soul and gives it a little more control over that form. And frequent exercise.'

'No problem on that latter point then.' mused Mac.

'Of course, the Wii Fit Trainer can offer you extra assistance. After he taught the dance and the single-arm stand to me, it was certainly easier to control Giga Bowser. But don't ask the quack for assistance.'

'I've certainly learnt that lesson.' snarked Little Mac.