How to annoy Stefan Salvatore Trick #1:

Prank call Stefan with HIS PHONE calling Damon's phone telling Stefan that the POUND found his lost crow in Alaska.

Stefan sat at his desk with his journal out in front of him. His room was dark and quiet. Luckily for Stefan this silence in the Salvatore boarding house was only due to the fact that Damon was out somewhere else. Where? Oh, well he will defiantly find out later. If Stefan knew anything about his brother it was that Damon can never keep his tracks covered up forever. Though he did keep them hidden before for hmm an approximate of 145 years once before, but I'm sure ill be able to figure Damon out now, Stefan thought.

Stefan went back to writing in his journal. A few seconds later Stefan's phone rang. It wasn't his ring tone though. The song that was playing was "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake.

Stefan gave his phone a look as he picked it up. No...this was Damon's phone, Stefan thought. Why would Damon leave his phone on MY desk? And is he SO self centered now that he is constantly reminding himself that he's sexy?

Stefan glanced around wondering if Damon was doing this on purpose. Then he shrugged and answered the pitch black iPhone. "Hello?"

"Hello this is the pound reporting that we found your pet." said a gruff voice over the phone.

Stefan furrowed his brow a bit. Was this what Damon was up to? Did he lose an animal or something? Wait no that's not right. This was the pound calling and Damon doesn't have a dog. Hmm or does he…Stefan shrugged the thought off. "Are you sure you have the right number sir?"

"Oh yes you told us your number. Now we would really appreciate if you came and picked up your crow."

Stefan gave the phone a look. "What? Crow? Why would the pound have a crow?"

"Sir you told us that your crow was going to explode if we didn't find it."

"What!"

"Yes sir you told us that the crow would explode destroying the entire state of Alaska if we didn't find it."

Stefan's face twisted in shock, confusion, and uh more shock. What the! Alaska? Is this what Damon does in his free time! ?

"Alaska!" Stefan finally chocked out.

"Yes sir this place our home town of Sitka, Alaska."

"...What? No I live in Mystic Falls, Virginia not Sitka, Alaska!"

"Oh, but isn't your name ah..." the rustling of a piece of paper sounds over the phone. "Ah Mr. Damon Salvatore?"

Stefan's mouth dropped. Damon went all the way to Alaska just to compel a man to go find a crow! ? Why in the world did he go do that! ?

"Uh...you know I think I have the wrong number."

"Uh huh."

"Ok bye." the phone clicked. Stefan put down Damon's phone his mouth still open wide.

Little did Stefan know that actually only a few miles away two girls were laughing their heads off in the front seats of a van parked over on the side of the road. Inside the dark blue Volvo two teens of 17 were dying of laughter.

"Nyx! I can't breath! HAHAHAHA!" Nyx laughed even harder in the passenger seat next to Chewy.

"We are so bad Chewbacca, so bad!" Chewy growled at Nyx. "Hey! Don't call me that!" Nyx kept laughing next to her now irritated friend. Finally Nyx took notice and slowed her laughs to an almost complete stop. "Come on Chewy I'm just kidding." Chewy glared at her. Nyx rolled her eyes then threw Stefan's phone at her. "Catch Chewbacca!" Chewy squealed in terror. "Ew no! I love Damon not stupid Steffi!" Chewy then accidentally flung the phone out of the driver's seat window. The two girls gasped and peered over the edge of the window sill. The iPhone tumbled the hill braking apart until it hit the water. The two of them sat frozen at the open car window.

"Nyx?"

"Uh huh?"

"Please tell me that iPhones are water proof."

"Uh uh."

"We're dead."

Nyx glared over at Chewy, "Na, really!"

Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries. All rights to it go to L. J. Smith and The CW. The only part of this story I own is the character Chewy. I don't actually own Nyx though because she's my friend, and if I owned her that would be really werid...lol :)

So what do ya'll think? It's longer than the first chapter that's one thing i'm sure of. I personally think the other one was a bit more funny, but that's just me. Please review and tell me what you think!