Greta (Holding Liam up by the neck in front of Ferris wheel): LIAM WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY TO YOU? I ASK FOR 70 degree bottled water, AND YOU GIVE ME 70.00000000000001? I OUGHTA-

Intern: Greta?

Greta: WHAT?

Intern: *sighs* Camera's on.

Greta: ….. *drops Liam* Hey loyal viewers! Today, I am gonna tell you who got accepted on TOTAL. DRAMA. THRILLER. Here's the list! *rips open envelope*

…Marcus Stray! The PRANKSTER. Better watch out people!

…Reina Tanaka! She's a sensitive one! Be niiiiice!

..Abigail and Gilligan Conners! They're both okay, but one thinks I'm crazy…

…Juliette Delilah St. John! A popular girl that's NOT a b-…..moving on!

…Kristen Hayes! Awwww…I had to choose her…poor thing…

…Mason Tanner! Watch out peepy guys, she's available!

…Tonia Hart! The beauty queen! Mason might have some competition!

…Damien Ramirez! I have a feeling he's not gonna be the nicest competitor…

…Carmen Watz! A gay guy ALWAYS makes things more interesting!

…Sophia Hernandez! The punk girl! The fat in a doughnut!

…Kimberly Sanders! Described in one word…..a bitch. She lives on 8291 Lenin Street, Ontario Canada, next to the elementary school by the way! *giggles evilly*

…Gigi Sanderson! She's a little psycho. Heh! A friend for Izzy then!

…Newen Scotland! The computer whiz! Let's see if he gets far in this place!

…Ashley Jeanette Duncan! Another non-bitchy popular girl!

…Iris Vogele! A dancer! THE dancer! She might just dance her way through, or fall and break her ankle.

…Steven Coronile! He….scares me slightly..

…Cindy Pelot! This girl is a klutz. She can trip on WIND.

…Lina Luna! Our environmentalist!

…Saleisha McKay! Our FIERCE FASHIONISTA. She is a bitch though…

Greta: OKAY! You will see them make their grand entrance to this place next time on Total. Drama. THRILLER!

Okay, so, CONGRATS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GOT IN! And for you, I have a second thing for you to fill out please!

How do they act on arrival:

How do they act around Greta:

How do they act around Chef:

Okay, I hope you can join us! And….REEEEVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!