Eyo little Fandigos (that is the name I am addressing you guys now. I hope you like it! I'll probably change it...xD)! It's Indigo here, with another Danmachi/Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? fanfiction! I originally wanted to update it every Tuesday, but I had tons of ideas, so I decided to jot them down.

Quick Note: Ryuu addresses Bell as 'Cranel-san'. It's because it doesn't sound right for me to just put 'Cranel', so this'll be one of the rare times I use a Japanese suffix in this story (I used 'Kami-sama' for Bell to address Hestia). Just thought it may cause some confusion.

Quick Note #2: Actually, I think Ryuuu will address most people formally...so adding '-san' at the end of most people's names. However, since Syr has been a close friend to her for ages, she addresses her as just 'Syr'.

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'You FIEND! Absolute fiend!'

'Eating...with her? Lowlife! Nobody should eat with her! Nobody is worth enough for her!'

'I'm jealous.'

That's what Bell felt people were trying to convey (through their harsh gazes) when he and Aiz entered the Mistress of Abundance and settled at a four-seat table. That's what Bell felt people were trying to convey when he and Aiz ordered food from Syr and Ryuu. That's what Bell felt people were trying to convey when he and Aiz took their food from the two waitresses and invited Syr plus Ryuu to join them. That's what Bell felt when he and Aiz and Ryuu and Syr all sat at one table, eating food...wait, nope. The messages changed. Instead, they were:

'You CHEATER! You absolute fiendish cheater!'

'Eating with all three?! What a three-timer! Disgusting! I want to puke!'

'I'm even more jealous.'

Trying to ignore the angry men, Bell asked, "Syr, Ryuu, we aren't disturbing your work, are we?"

Syr shook her head, and patted at her mouth with a handkerchief. "Mm, no, Bell."

"Mama Mia said we could be borrowed every time you visit - it doesn't seem very often," said Ryuu, putting down a knife and fork.

"Ryuu! Shh, you can't be that full on!" hissed Syr, nudging Ryuu. She then faced Aiz and Bell once again. "Sorry...Ryuu's just being truthful. I have to admit, though; you don't come here as much as I want you to...!" Syr blushed bright red, covering her mouth. She then carried on, in a muffled voice, "I-I meant...um...you came here quickly after I asked you to! Aiz, you came too? I didn't notice...you...for the...last...ten minutes..." Syr's voice turned quieter and quieter, until it was barely audible. She hung her head, embarrassed.

Aiz stopped cutting all her fish into small squares that were all equal in size. She looked up from her plate. "Ah...yes. Dinner."

"Dinner," echoed Bell absently.

For a long while, there was silence on that small, rectangular table.

Syr got up suddenly. "Well, we should start cleaning up." Her face was still faintly red, but she smiled as though nothing had happened. "Bell, can you pay now? I have a feeling you may be busy..."

"Oh! Payment! Yep, here..." Bell grabbed a bag out of his backpack. It was the exact amount of valis needed to pay for the dinner. Syr accepted it by first thoroughly deciding what angle she should hold the bag from, and obviously avoiding Bell's hand.

"Um...bye," stuttered Syr. She then quickly walked away.

"Cranel-san, Wallenstein-san, it was lovely to join you," informed Ryuu very formally, before following Syr with a pile of plates. It left Bell and Aiz just awkwardly sitting next to each other, Aiz still cutting her fish into squares, before eating each one very reluctantly.

"Aiz...you've finished? I can bring it over to Syr," offered Bell, taking the plate and the cutlery.

"...Thank you," replied Aiz.

Another awkward silence.

Bell hastily got up, breaking the silence between him and Aiz. He took the plate before Aiz stood up too, and pushed her chair in. "I'll follow," she said simply.

"Um...okay."

Urgh, thought Bell frustratedly. What he had honestly expected and, dare he say it, wanted, was a nice, romantic meal with just the two of them - him and Aiz. But, it turned into a four-people meal, with jealous men everywhere.

Oh, and a lot of awkwardness.

Welcome back Fandigos! I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It was a bit short, I'm sorry! I'll make it up for you by either posting another chapter or a one-shot/drabble!

For now, see you later!

x Indigo

RevU's (because they're by you/u):

-I muffin derpy : Thank you so much! It wasn't something I was particularly proud of, but the story'll get better...and more cringe-worthy, haha!

-Spartan719 : Well, I'm glad you were the slightest bit entertained, haha! Thank you for wanting to keep an eye on it, though!