Bikini Wax
The guys all huddled under the small makeshift shelter they had been able to throw together with what little they had available. It wasn't much, but with the back of the shelter being a reminant of an old bear cave, they at least, had a little room to spread. The lone tarp did little to stop the wind from whipping through the area, but managed to keep most of the rain out. Cal and Hal struggled to start a small fire, just large enough to boil water for them to drink and stay warm.
"Fuck man. You got any embers yet?" Bones whined, as he furiously rubbed his hands together to stay warm.
"We're trying." Cal growled, giving Bones a hard look. "You want a crack at it, genius?" A shake of his head was Cal's only response.
With a small grunt, Hal was releaved to finally have a tiny flame licking at the diminuitive pile of dry twigs the guys had managed to gather. As it grew, it was apparent that they were going to have to suck it up and hand over their cornchips as fuel for their tiny fire. "Alright. Someone fork over their chips."
"What the fuck man?! They're all we got." Les whined, trying not to get any more of his leg wet from the rain.
"I don't care. Cornchips are cooked in oil. Oil will fuel the fire. Hand 'em over." Hal held out his hand and waited patiently for them. After a loud sigh and a lot of loud crinkling, every man handed over four chips, including Hal, who fed them into the fire allowing the flames to grow. After the large logs caught, he sighed a breath of relief and sat back, allowing the fire to begin to warm his tired and achy body.
"It's gonna be a long night Gentlemen. Seeing as we're in what looks to be the Appalachin Mountains, it'll be a little while before we can find a town and make our way home. We will be dealing with a seriously pissed off Ranger, once we get back." Lester announced, giving the group a pissed off look. "And the next time someone mentions about Beautiful walking funny, I'm gonna rip your head off."
Hal nodded and then glared at Bones, "And the next time someone asks if it's from a good shagging, I'm gonna make you wish Santos was the one metting out the punishment."
Bones sighed as he rubbed the top of his head with one of his hands. "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was from getting a bikini wax?"
A/N: I'm still working on getting the creative juices flowing still. What do you all think? R&R please!