Peridirt and Lapiss where eating cheetos but then jaspur did the thing, where he jumed out of the cheeto bag because he was a cheeto but not the good type of cheeto, he was a cheeto that tasted like yuck. "OMF PERIDIRT WHY U ABANDON ME SENPAII-CHAN" jaspur wailed "FUK UUUUU JASPUUUUR" peridirt then proceeded to slap the shet outta jaspur. "PERIDIRT SENPAII-CHAN WAII U DO DIS TO MEEEEH" jaspur did the other thing where he made his big cheese leggie's flop around so he could escape but he couldn't ecape because lapis grabbed his cheeto hairs "WHERE DAF U GOIN MUDDAFUKA?" peridirt and lapis then proceeded to perform da graceful dance of lief where they fuzed and made PORL. PORL was special because she was a fuzon PORL loved Cheetos and viewed jaspur as a cheeto but not any cheeto, a big cheeto and not one that tasted like yuck. Jaspur flopped out of teh place leaving PORL to be loneleh.
Jaspur didn't get his vengeance, but he will soon. he had a plan, but not any plan a fabulous plan… find out what the plan is in the next chapter.
To be continued…