Bella saw a bear and thought 'where's Emmett?' then she opened a door and saw Edward and he said 'C-c-coffee' Edward was shaking and had a coffee mug in his hand and was spilling it all over the place 'But you're a vampire you can't drink coffee' Bella wined 'So' Edward said slamming down the rest of the coffee then Alice walked in and Bella was cowering whining about coffee and then Rose walked in and yelled 'I'm still not sleeping around!' Then steaks fell out of the sky then everyone died.
The End.