Moshi-moshi and Niha to all I'm back again, and thanks a bunch to all who reviewed which wasn't alot so only 5000 shipents of the worlds most cute and adorible kittens were shipped off to FunnyBunnyWarrior and only one shipment was saved by, the one person you wouldn't believe, FunnyBunnyWarrior! le shock (F.B. quote), well this one get's way funnier (gulp, I hope cuz I only got one review last time (sob,sob, no one cares about us newbies)... well...uh...SPOOFHATS,...damn you Dr.Dumbwitten, but my good Friend F.B. wanted me to help with the dialogue for Dr.Dumbwitten in her story Kingdom Idiots and he kinda hacked his was into my mind to make me look like a complete freak sorry...I'll try and control myself! Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww on to the disclaimer...

(TADA) Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy characters, but I do own (not that anyone cares) Samaru, Rimi, Susan, Stev, and my blueberrry begels, but not the banana nut jiffy muffins those are Susan's! I warn you don't eat them!

I also own a copy of every (english translated) version of Kingdom Hearts games (K.H.1, K.H. Chain of Memories, and K.H. II) not trying brag or anything just trying to claim stuff I feel like I'm a slave (to Dr.Dumb, and Fanfic) so it's nice to own something! well that's all for now on to the story would anyone like to say the summary?

Selphie: oo-oo can I start?

Chobitsgirl: uh, sure! I'm too lazy to do it!

Selphie: (cough,cough) well we got a new narrator named 'Stev' and he has anger problems and a rotting fish that he likes to beat people with and just resently he knocked Sora unconscious with the dang thing! Kiari began to cry louder until the security guards came while Stev was beating Sora over and over like a mad man!

Chobitsgirl: good job Selph! you get a cookie for that!

Selphie: eh, I don't do cookies only muffins!

Chobitsgirl:(sigh) I'll see what I can do but right now we have to get started with the story m'kay

Selphie: fine!

XXXXXXXXXXX

Chapter 2: Horrid Awakening

As Kiari screetched Stev was beating Sora repeativly with the horrid smelling fish, but now Sora was unconscious, so he didn't feel a thing until he began to dream, and being a complete and total idiot also being a boy (no offence guys, not all of you are stupid, just must) he could not control his thoughts. He began to dream of being in an Japanese brothel and at first he thouht," awesome I can get laid here and not have to worry about small talk!"

Sora then began to walk around and shouted," hello, anyone here I'd... uh.. like to check in please" , then out of nowhere they appeared...Sora's eyes widened and his puples shrank to the size of lemon seeds and his mouth hung down in shock (le shock) as he saw them come forth in a stampede of old hagered women as if going in to war they charged large coy fish, pans, fans in hand as their weapons towards the poor sap...

One, seeming to be the leader of this fleet of hormonaly embalanced hags yelled,"ROYKIN!" (meaning 'charge' in Japanese)

Sora,"oh great they can't speak english, so no sense in trying to talk them out of killing me!", he said making a run for it but the door was blockaded with heavy decoraterative furniture and so he frantically looked around for another exit but to no avail, so he discided that if he couldn't ecape then he would have to fight them off, man fighting old women, it's like trying to fight your own grandmother!

Sora got into battling mode and tried to call forth the keyblade but the only thing that materialized was a little slip of paper that fell on to the ground, when Sora noticed it he picked it up and unfolded the slip of paper.

Sora, puzzled said,"huh, a note?" he then proceeded in reading it, it read: Dear Sora,

I'm kinda in a bind and I need to use the Keyblade, I have to fight off some ex-girlfriends of mine, I'll give back to ya a-sap (as soon as possible) and don't worry this time I won't get peanut butter on it!

Your BestBuddy,

Tidus

Sora,"well great, I'm stuck here and my Keyblade is in the hands of someone who thought that it could help open the peanutbutter jar" The Keyblade is able to unlock any door but not any jars, Tidus learned this the hard way and let's just say that after Tidus attempted to open it, peanutbutter was everywhere! Sora then sqienting said,"no there's only one thing left to do..."

He then began clawing at teh brothel gate walls like a scared animal trying to ecape but when he finally made a tiny hole in the wood of the gate walls they had already proceeded in draging him away into the lobby of the brothel, as he screamed , kicked and tried to claw, but this didn't last long because after about 3 seconds of his screaming they beat him over the head with a pan and continued to drag him in.

When he awoke they were all gathered around him with voodoo stuff all around him on his face was strange war paint and on his chest was some kind of voodoo insiginia and they were all chanting something but it was in Japanese so he didn't pay any attention what he was really worried about was what they were going to do to him and if the war paint was going to affect his acene! Then he noticed that the leader was concealing something in her Kemono and when she pulled it out it was a voodoo dager with the same insiginia that was on his chest, holy shit they were going to cut him open this wasn't a brothel these were sacrifical grounds!

The head-gisha then proceeded into taking the jaged dager into both handsand was about to plunge it into the insignia on Sora's chest when all of a sudden here came Tidus! He was swinging from a string of paper lanturns and swiped Sora from out of their clutches!

You could here them yelling things like,"bakamono, orokana!" and other things that I wouldn't like to state!

As they swung out of there Tidus said Sora,"I wuv you.."

Then Sora looked at him disturbed and said "WHAT THE FUC..."

He didn't get to finish because Tidus planted a big smootch on Sora's now tanted war painted lips and with that Sora woke up in a cold sweat and a bellowing scream of horror... trying to forget what just happened and also trying to keep from throwingup the bad sushi he had before the came to rehersal, which would probably explain why he had the bad dreams...

XXXXXXXXX

Well that's all for me for now and no Sora isn't gay and I'm not trying to protray that he is, that nightmare was from the bad sushi he ate, I tried to tell him not to eat it because it had been sitting in the fridge for God-knows how long but he just wouldn't listen!

Well...uh...please don't flame me and hopefully you found this chapter funny, please review, don't flame me onegai shimasu (Japanese for 'please'), ...oh yeah and if you don't review then I'll triple FunnyBunnyWarrior's shipment of kittens...

Selphie: MUFFIN?

Chobitsgirl:oh yeah here you go...

Selphie: yum banana nut jiffy muffin,where'd you get it?

Chobitsgirl: a good friend of mine (curling evil grin, Susan's Death muffins)