"Right now, in B.E.T.U.M. Academy, a bunch of forking idiots are about to be tossed into mutual killing!" A shrill voice cackled with wherever they was filled with a dazzling light. Like, seriously, it's blinding. "Oh, shut up narrator! I run this show now you battery!" The shrill voice replied to the description of what's going on.

I'm basically a god you idiot.

"Yeah? Well I don't give a ship! Can somebody turn the forking profanity filter off!? I can't express myself with that forking piece of ship around!" The shrill voice complained, the room still full of blinding and fabulous light. Wait. Looks like we're in the lobby/teleportation room of B.E.T.U.M. Academy. Darn you spontaneous teleportation! Well, might as well get to know the captives already stuck here.

There were a few people and a phone doing their thing. Among them was a mermaid with a rainbow scaled tail and pinkish blonde hair that fell to the floor, a tall woman with black hair and black clothes, a tall man wearing a blue sailor's uniform with a Japanese flag on his back, a heterochromatic man with spiky brown hair held with a navy blue bandana covered in a yellow moon and star pattern, a levitating black smartphone with a pastel blue phone case, what appeared to be a tiny boy too small to currently describe, a floating pink afro (?), a girl with cloud white hair that was preaching to air because nobody gave a ship, and a teenage girl blaring music on her boombox while headbanging to it.

It appears we already have a colorful cast of characters, so I might as well introduce everyone already here. Let's start with the mermaid over here.

The image pans closer to the mermaid who was currently in a glass box on wheels with wheels underneath and a steering wheel and the other stuff inside with her.

Princess Pearl Glitter

Ultimate Mermaid

SHSL Kawaii-Sea-Hybrid-in-other-words-a-MOTHER-forkING-MERMAID-!-!

This is Princess Pearl Glitter. She's a mermaid with a rainbow scaled tail, perfect white skin that doesn't have a single hair on it, pinkish blonde hair that's floating in the water with her, and sea green eyes with rainbow flecks. Her attire leaves little to the imagination with a pink seashell bra that barely even covers her breasts. Oh wait, it looks like there are two black censoring boxes covering her breasts which she was currently rubbing against the glass in the direction of the tall woman with black hair and black clothes. It looks like she's into those things and came closer to the glass. Might as well introduce her next.

Shadow Blackwing

Ultimate Lesbian

SHSL Witch

Shadow Blackwing the immortal lesbian witch is the next person on the roster. She is tall with flowing locks of black hair that's curled at the tips, emerald green eyes, naturally perfect lips, and pale skin. Unlike Princess Pearl Glitter, she was dressed much more decently with a completely black shirt and pants with a few LGBT pride pins in various spots on her clothing. Looks like her and Princess Pearl are having a conversation. Let's intrude. :)

"Hello~" Princess Pearl greeted, rubbing her censored breasts against the glass of her car towards Shadow who had approached her.

"What are you doing with your breasts, and what are those things on them?" She asked, getting straight to the point while she pointed at Princess Pearl's breasts.

"These things are sooooooo confining~" Princess Pearl said back, looking down at the censoring boxes over her confined breasts that currently restricted her from fulfilling her urges: rubbing her breasts in people's faces.

It looks like we should get going to the next person, who is the man in the sailor uniform with a Japanese flag on his back.

Tagiru Yamada

Ultimate Yaoi Fangirl's First Oc! (Sailor)

SHSL Yaoi Fangirl's First Oc! (Sailor)

Tagiru is a tall man with brown hair that has pink streaks, dark eyes (that is literally all that they can be described as), ivory colored skin, a blue sailor uniform, black boots, a military-esque hat, and the Japanese flag on his back as a cape. Underneath his hat are a pair of pink cat ears despite him having normal ears. He even has a pink tail that comes out the back of his uniform. Currently, he is grooming himself, so it would be best to move on to the next person.

This next person is the heterochromatic guy with the spiky hair and the bandana already described.

Monty Dongleboxes

Ultimate Kids Actor

SHSL Kids Show Host

Monty appears to be the most normal of the cast so far with his previously mentioned dark brown hair done in a spiky style held with his previously mentioned navy blue bandana with a yellow moon and star pattern, his left eye a generic green and the right eye a dark crimson, a navy blue vest beneath a mint green jacket,blipped brown jeans, white sneakers, and a drawstring bag using the same yellow moon and star pattern on navy blue fabric. It looks like he's pulling a- OH MY GOD IT'S HIDEOUS! LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY! He just pulled out a hideous donkey puppet that burns a hole in my retinas every milisecond I look at it.

Moving on to the floating smartphone so I'm not blind.

Siri

Ultimate Smartphone

SHSL Meme/Emoji/Emoticon/Internet Expert

Siri is a sentient smartphone, not Apple's virtual assistant, and is a black smartphone with a plastic pastel blue case. Also, Siri can levitate. Right now, it looks like Siri is texting someone, so let's leave Siri be and move on to the tiny speck on the floor.

This tiny speck on the floor is actually one of the people unfortunate to be here. I don't care for him, though.

Gage Courtney

Ultimate Action Figure Stand-In

SHSL Thumbelina Fanboy

Gage Courtney stands at a height of three inches, has messy medium length brown hair, blue eyes, a light beige shirt that reaches his knees with a ragged end likewise to his sleeves with a white thread tied around his waist, light gray shorts hidden beneath his shirt, and he's barefoot. Gage loves Thumbelina and loves her, but she doesn't reciprocate. That is why he snuck into this school under the pretense that Thumbelina was here. Really though, I don't give a ship a about his relationship problems.

Now let's move on to the floating pink afro who actually seems interesting.

Misa Kuro

Ultimate Waifu Collection

SHSL Harem Package

This submission is a floating pink afro. Nothing more, nothing less. It should also be noted that this afro is named Misa Kuro and has telepathic and telekinetic powers. I find her quite interesting, but I'm omnipotent and know the true reason behind her Ultimate and SHSL, so all of you readers will have to wait. Currently, Misa is idly floating. I guess we have to go to the girl preaching to nothingness because nobody cares about what she has to say.

Nimbus Discord

Ultimate Chtulu-Expy Fangirl

SHSL Orator of the Gods of Death and Dread

This girl is definitely... interesting. She has cloud white hair, pale skin, blue eyes, and wears a sky blue dress. Currently, she is holding her Manual of the Dark Lords while preaching. Oh wait, looks like she finished. Never mind. Something I should note is that she was born from a cloud and has no age. Now we're on the final important occupant of the room who is currently blaring music and headbanging to it.

Mei Hisana

Ultimate Break Dancer

SHSL Break Dancer

Mei Hisana actually has a well thought out appearance unlike the other characters here. Just think of her as the maid of honor to this story. Mei has long blue hair with the fringe greased back that splits before reaching down to her knees, purple eyes, and multiple piercings on her lip, eyebrow, and ear. For clothes, she's wearing a red and maroon striped shirt that reaches halfway down her thigh, a dark red sleeveless vest with the cloth knotted above her right shoulder and a white Scorpio symbol, ripped jeans shredded starting at her knees, black socks with orange snake patterns, and a blue strap of cloth decorated with a dragon pattern tied around her left ankle. Mei Hisana was still headbanging to her music, so nothing new to update about her.

Alas, nothing much can be done since a certain someone is scouring the universe and multiverse for people to participate in their mutual killing game.

And that's a wrap! Thanks for reading this, and I'm here to tell you all that I'm still accepting characters, so send as many as you want! Thank you to the people who have already sent OCs! I love the ones already sent, and any new ones will be introduced in the next chapter and are welcome, but I felt like writing a chapter to show all of the people who've been watching this story and submitted characters that I haven't given up on this story!

Until next time in B.E.T.U.M. Academy! Bye!