Disclaimer: I do not own any of the POTC characters… yet. ENJOY!
Cutler Beckett (aka. The Obnoxious Midget with the Funky Wig)
Pull his wig from his head in front of everyone.
Point out how short he is every 5 minutes.
Ask him if he's a legal midget.
Hide his tea set.
Rip his wig from his head.
While he jumps up and down, hold it out of reach and say "Come on, work for it, work for it!"
Have Davy Jones play his organ extra loud with the same song over and over.
Put laxatives in his tea.
Put hot sauce in his tea.
Tell the entire Dutchman crew he's a virgin.
Randomly shout out "DUDE! STOP LOOKING AT JONES' A**!"
Tell him that men like him always have little d*cks.
Call him Becky.
Tell him Jones fancies him.
Call him an eunuch.
Tell him girls don't want him, because they don't want to have to bend over.
Tell everyone he's glomped Jones before.
Trip him as he passes Jones.
When he falls into Jones, shout out "HE'S AT IT AGAIN!"