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Ron, Please tell me that you forgot my part in this story.

CT, "shakes head" Sorry, but no.

Ron, "groans" Why me?

Harry, Hey at least you weren't put as a gay emo.

CT, Oh no hon his is even better.

Ron, Do I want to ask?

CT, Just wait and see.

"Now that we have escaped the horrors of Mr. Potter's real personality, we can turn to see Mr. Weasly." Peeves said.

Ron was talking to Hermione while Harry looked at him lovingly. He then noticed Harry staring at him. "You alright Harry?"

Harry snapped back into reality. "Yes, I'm fine."

"Apparently Weasly is a normal lad." Peeves quietly whispered.

"I'm going to go take a bath." Ron said as he got up and left the common room.

Harry closed his eyes. "To see that magnificent body."

"Did you say something Harry?" Hermoine asked with concerned eyes.

"Yea." Harry quickly replied.

Peeves was reluctant to follow Ron, but he could sense that the boy had been lying. He had gone to do something else. So, he followed Ron into the boy's bathroom. He hid in the shadows and watched Ron as he came up to Moaning Myrtle.

"Hello Myrtle." Ron said with a smile.

Myrtle giggled like a little girl. "Hello Ron."

Ron turned on the water. "The spell is almost complete. My plan is working magnificently. People think I am an idiot."

Again Myrtle giggled. She floated down to Ron. "How much longer?"

"I need a few more ingredients my darling and then you will be alive and able to live with me."

Peeves gaped, but stayed silent. Ron...and Myrtle? He shuddered to think what they were going to do.

Ron smiled lovingly at Myrtle. "Just a while longer love. Then we can sacrifice that bitch Hermoine and you shall take over her body."

"Excellent." Myrtle said as she ran a hand down his face, but it went right through his body.

Ron closed his eyes. "I can't wait to feel your touch for real."

"Can you dance and sing for me again?"

"Not now." Ron said as he expertly examined the ingredients.

Myrtle gave a pout. "But I like watching you..please?"

Ron looked up at Myrtle. A smile appeared on his face. "Alright." He looked around and made sure no one was looking.

Peeves heard music start to play. He blinked and realized the singer. "He listens to bloody Cher!"

Slowly Ron unbuttoned his robe. "This is for you."

When he removed the robe, Peeves nearly fainted.

Ron was wearing a black and red corset trimmed in lace with fishnet stockings hooked to a garterbelt and hooker boots.

Myrtle grinned and batted her eyes. "You are so sexy."

"Thank you." Ron replied. He started to dance a bit and sang along with the song. Out of know where a black feather boa appeared and wrapped itself around Ron.

"Oh forget this!" Peeves said as he disappeared. He was now pale, which was strange for a ghost. "I'm never following Weasly again."

It was then he saw Hermoine. "Perhaps...Ms. Granger will not be as traumatizing as Weasly or Potter."

CT, Yay another chapter done!

Ron, "speechless"

Harry, "rolling in laughter"