A/N: Sorry! Well here's your update! I kept my promise. Hope you guys aren't mad at me. Eep... (Runs and hide, hoping you'll like this chapter)

Declaimer: If I own Naruto this story won't be called an fanfiction or I don't even exist as an fanfictionist here. This story wont be called AU also if I own Naruto. But the bad this is, I DON'T OWN NARUTO.

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WANTED: Girl Friend

Chapter Two:

Woopsie

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Third sex in the city... Who are they? They're not in the bible or any thing, but for some people (a/n: including me, lol) are found of liking for whom they are. But not to Hinata and the others... I think they're too innocent for that. And let's take a peep inside their minds...

TenTen: OMG! That was like... so cool! I must be friend with him. Damn, I never though about this...

Kiba: HAH! I knew it! Maybe he collects porn gay cd's…

Shikamaru: Uhg... This is so boring. Who cares if he's a gay?

Neji: Eeew... What the heck is he thinking? Girls are like my... heaven and he prefer guys! Better take my foot away from him; he might rape me or something people like him do to guys like me… err…

Shino: ...

Hinata: GASP Oh no. How am I supposed to react? I didn't know that he's a gay? Should I be happy or shocked? Dear Lord! Hinata, you must calm down. Take a deep breath... Okay, good. And look at him straight in his eyes...

And then... Hinata fainted.

I wouldn't blame Hinata for fainting at all. Who would imagine that the teen super famous star, the teen idol, most of the guys envy him and girls are like dying for him. He could be the God of Sex! (A/n: I'm sorry for saying that...) Why? He can get any girls he wants, but why like guys? He's the most perfect, idle boy friend in the Teen World.

"Hey!" TenTen exclaimed while catching Hinata in her lap. "Hinata-chan!" every one startled and looked worried. Sakura and Naruto hurriedly approached them. Sakura was obviously dead worried and shocked.

"What happened to her!" Sakura asked them while she's panting.

"Let's go to the nurse's office," Neji suggested, ignoring Sakura's question.

Naruto kneeled down and he nodded at them. "Put her in my back," he ordered. Kiba and Neji carried Hinata to Naruto's back and they all run to the nurse's office.

After deadly one hour of silence…

Naruto, Neji and TenTen are inside the nurse's office. Neji is so dead worried about his cousin, because if something happens to her he'll be so dead to his uncle that's for sure. Meanwhile Naruto and TenTen are talking to the nurse. The others are outside, no talking or anything. Just sighs and mixed up emotions in their eyes. Sakura is also quite, not talking or anything else, not shouting. She was automatically ignored after what happened to Hinata. So, she decided to know it now…

"Kiba, Shikamaru, Shino," she called then she noticed how they stare to Sasuke who is enjoying the un-noisy zone. "Uhg, tell me what's happening here? I was like invisible, what did I miss? Why did Hinata-chan faint like that?"

"Ssshh, Sakura, pipe down," Kiba whispered and took another secret obvious look at Sasuke and looked back to Sakura.

"Why are you looking at him like that? Is there something wrong about him? What did he do?"

"Cut the questions for the moment," Shino muttered. The three guys took Sakura's hands and they went to a far away Sasuke place.

"Okay, why did you bring me here? How come you haven't answered any of my questions?" she again asked too many while the three boys are busy looking back where Sasuke can be seen. "And why are you keep looking at him like that? Is he some kind of a clown? I know his so famous but why are you acting weird around him since—"

"Shut up, Sakura," Shikamaru said massaging his forehead. "Geeze, when did you got so bubbly and start asking too many questions? My head is aching already."

"God… If you just answer my question earlier when Hinata fainted I should have been shut my big mouth. I mean, who would never ask a question when something wrong happened to her best friend? I know Hinata. We know each other real well, since eerr… Kinder and I never allow any boy in our class make her cry or any thing else, I beat them up when Neji is not around and when Neji did something to her I beat Neji up and when—"

"OK! OK! We get it!" the threesome exclaimed.

"We'll answer your question already," Shino said with defeat sigh like he went to a war… Well, their ears do the fighting in the war, if ever they did.

"Alright, it's because of this…" and then, she stared to listen…

After the eye dropping stories of Shikamaru, Kiba, and Shino they all went back to their respective classes including Sasuke with them. And after four more hours of sighs and yawns from the students the bell finally rang and it's time to go home… finally.

Sasuke's P.O.V.

Finally home at last. I'm just going to arrange my things in my bag and okay, I'm outta here. Hehe, I've been thinking about home this past four hours. Not listening any of my teachers or Ino's bragging, nagging, story of his ex-boyfriends and her fake sobs just to make me feel sorry about her and ask her out. Feh… Right, her fantasy is to date me, her dream is to be close to me, her goal is her to be my beloved wife even she's my second or third wife on one roof living with my other wives. Heh, she got one weird imaginations and way of thinking. Like that nosy fox and noisy tomboy… hey, speaking of which I haven't seen her yet, where could she be?

"Uchiha, Sasuke," someone called me from my back, I turned around and look who called my name. It was Sakura. "Follow me, now." She ordered and left. She took the stairs and went up. I was shocked. She called me by my full name and wants me to follow her. What could be go wrong? I don't know what's happening and I don't know what I was thinking, why am I obeying her? I took the stairs and followed her up. Man, she's fast, no wonder you could see her fist hit you when she punches.

Uhg, finally, I made it. We're at the roof top, nobody but the two of us… Wait up. Maybe… Maybe…

"I know your little secret," Sakura said to me with out turning around. She's holding of the fence while looking at the view.

BA-DUMP

"Wha-what secret are you talking about?" I played dumb. That didn't come out good. She might ask me that stupid Mississippi word again, or worst. "I-I don't know what you are talking about, maybe I should get going."

BA-DUMP

Hey, that's a good one. Maybe she's just trying to pull a string. Besides, I'm an actor, a great one! Who would not believe me?

"You're not going anywhere," Sakura stopped me.

GULP

BA-DUMP

This is so bad. I should have asked Itachi what's the correct spelling of that dumb word.

"I don't know about the others, I think they're over reacting."

"Huh?"

"C'mon. Don't act on me now, you're a good actor, even I didn't convinced that you're a gay."

A WHAT?

"A what?" I asked Sakura that made her turn around and looked at me. "Do you guys though that I was a… gay?"

"Y-yeah. Well, you are one right? That's the real reason why Hinata-chan fainted," Sakura explained all to me and I laughed real hard. "Wha-what's so funny?" I didn't answer, I kept on laughing and there is no stopping at all. "It's better to admit that you are one than to hide it you know."

"Like the way your hiding your beautiful face?" I asked- what the hell did I just said?

"Excuse me?"

"I mean— I'm not a gay. In fact, I don't like them. I'm a straight. Why would I like them if I like how girls looks like?"

"But the thing you said to the others this lunch, I-I don't understand," Sakura said confused.

"I hate girls because of what they think of me is a money machine that's all. I haven't met any girl who hates my presence except you, Haruno, Sakura."

"Me?" she pointed her self. Yeah, her. She's totally different. I laughed again and took my place. I opened the door behind me and turned around her.

"Tell that to the others, will you?" I asked and wink, I saw her blink twice, maybe she got confused for what I told her earlier that she's beautiful. There is something about that girl I feel so comfortable about. Is it her stunningly weird and unique personality? Or the way she treat or miss treat me? Is it her being sweet and kind, or her being so aggressive? I wanna know everything about her. She's interesting; she's full of surprises.

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A/N:

Well? Did ya like it? Hope you did. Well, anyways, RnR please! And the next chapter is on my head right now. I'll be updating it very soon. So, keep an eye on me. ;)

PS

Thanks for waiting for so long. My computer didn't actually got fixed just yet, my mom got home from USA and she bought us LAPTOP! Yey for me… Lol.