Know Your Stars

Disclaimer: I don't own Storm Hawks. I also don't own All That (thanks for the correction Solarian Sweetie) from which I'm taking the 'Know Your Stars' segment.

Stork

Stork looks around panicked. One moments he was looking over plans inside the Condor and the next he's one some stage.

Know Your Stars.

Know Your Stars.

"Is this a new plan by Master Cyclonis?" Stork asked.

Know Your Stars.

Know Your Stars.

"Wait, I'm a star?" Stork asked.

Stork of the Storm Hawks.

"Um, yes?" Stork asked.

Stork likes to…

Stork sees wings leading to backstage and starts walking towards it.

Wait I'm not finished!

"I don't know you," Stork said frankly, "why would I stay here?"

Um…

"Wait," Stork said, "is this some pathetic attempt of imitating a prank show?" he asked.

Um…I don't think it's pathetic.

"So where's the prank?" Stork asked.

I got you from the Condor! I trapped you on stage!

Stork pointed to the wings.

(Groans)

"You're sad," Stork said heading backstage.

Wait!

Stork sighed.

"What?" Stork asked.

Um…you're um…fat.

Stork froze.

"Excuse me?" Stork asked.

You…seem to have gained weight.

"No I haven't," Stork denied.

Have you checked a scale?

Stork paled.

Cause everyone knows you usually double-check everything.

"I check my weight once a week," Stork said, "I couldn't have gained weight."

I think Junko's gonna have to start sharing his clothes.

"That's not funny!" Stork shouted looking around with increased paranoia, "I'm not getting fat, I'm the perfect weight, I'm…"

You sure?

"Ahhhhhh!" Stork screamed and ran off the stage and out the building.

I really should've chosen this stage for Finn.

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