Maintenance review: The chapter was very messy to remake as it was the first story chapter I'd made since my younger author days.

Version 2.0 changes:

Better wording.

Chapter makes a bit more sense.

Grammar fixes.

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Prologue: One horned boy.

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I woke up to an odd sensation today. Suffocation without panic. It didn't hurt but it was uncomfortable. I couldn't move or open my eyes. It wasn't my body being restricted, it was more like the cord was unplugged from an old console. I layed there for what felt like hours. Until a voice called out to me.

"Rise, child." A male but slightly menacing voice commanded.

"Nah, I'm good."

Of course the main reason I couldn't move is because I'm not a morning person and didn't want to move. I wanted to bask in this weird sensation a bit longer.

Alas, it was interrupted by a strike to my face. Now I've been around the block and I'm pretty sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, I was bitch slapped.

"When a god speaks to offer a deal to the unfortunate. Shouldn't the unfortunate look at the god in question?" The male, slightly miffed, voice asked.

"Compensating for something aren't we?" I taunt.

I look over to the male voice. It's body was completely purple and had dragon like horns. It had no face but one could make out eyes if they squinted.

"Maleficent!" I shouted.

"Finally! Now we c- I beg your pardon?" He...it? Doesn't matter. He raised his hand for his speech, then dropped it to comprehend what I said.

"Sorry. Mistook you for another angry creature who looks like the bad guy." I said while rubbing my hand on the back of my head.

He held his hand to his chin. "I'm going to assume you're trying to lighten the mood. I'm here to make a deal with you. But first, I should remind you about your situation."

"No. I remember. Buff Bambi told us that my schoolmates and I were victims of a school shooting or something and would be sent to a place known as remnant to live our lives with, I assume, the gamer power." I stated as a matter of fact. Though the word remnant struck a chord with me. 'Where have I heard of the word remnant as a place?'

"You seem awfully calm for someone who found out about his girlfriends secret relationship in the worst way."

'Ouch. Man knows how to hit ya in the gooey.'

"Oh. I knew about that already. A girl can say she has soccer practice during a rainstorm so many times before suspicions ensue. And about me being calm, well, I feel I adapt quickly to the hand life throws at me." My tone lightened near the end of my answer.

A sad thought. I didn't want to know but I got curious. It's even more saddening that I still love the thot. We went through so much together after all.

"Then I will give you the rest of the details you weren't told. My brother and I need help from outside sources to save the world we created."

'Oh really? Do tell Ganon, do tell.'

"From what?" I asked.

"An anomaly. We allowed the world to start anew, let it flourish on its own and see the growth humans would go through in a godless world; bound by a galactic oath to never return until the relics were brought together. But no matter how long we waited, we were never summoned back. We both knew something was wrong, something was stopping the day of judgment from occurring. We tried using our astral sight but it was blocked by an unseen force. We tried changing the past to sort out the anomaly through rough calculations, but no results showed. This led us to calling out to youths such as yourselves." He explained.

"Anything else I missed?" I asked. Still processing the info.

"Maybe the fact you were abandoned by my brother when he gave powers to the rest. I believe he saw you worthless." I could feel his invisible smirk.

"Feels bad man." I say.

'I'm used to it, my mom said the same thing. Oohhh! Shots fired!... love me.'

He raised his hands in the air. "That is why I'll give you a chance. I will take his trash and turn it into the answer to our problems!"

'This fuckboi called me trash!'

"So how would that all work out anyway. I mean, I know I need to help out but how will I be brought into the fold? Will I be reincarnated, thrown in, maybe take over a body or two."

'Really wouldn't like to suck a tibby with my hormone filled mind. You know what, fuck it. Why not.'

"My brother already created bodies for you and your companions and put them in different places to start out. You exist on an uninhabited island, before we wiped out humanity. My brother's plan was to have you die when humanity is wiped you all out." He said.

"Oh...Well, shit." I said a tad startled.

'Bambi got his revenge. Though I kinda feel that's a lie to get me to switch sides.'

"You needn't worry. I have a plan to stop you from dying. What's important is the knowledge you will need to know. Where the anomaly starts, key players, the like. One of the biggest things you need to know is that there's another species called faunus, that will be discriminated in the future." He said.

'Faunus?' Then something clicked. "Hold up a second…I'm going to remnant right?"

"Correct." He nodded.

"Yo! I'm going to the world of RWBY!" I exclaimed.

'Oh hell! This was gonna be good. I get to be my very own edgy OC.'

He tilted his head. "RWBY?" He asked.

"RWBY is a show back home. It involves two godly brothers, a man named Ozpin and an epic conclusion, it's a great show. About a girl named Ruby Rose and her life at beacon!" I explained.

'And may Monty rest in peace. That beautiful bastard deserves it.'

The horned man seem shocked. "Wait a moment, Ruby Rose? She was the girl who was speaking with Ozma before we began losing our connection with our astral sight. You're saying you've have seen past that? That you know what is to come?" He grasped my shoulders.

"Well yeah. RWBY is one of my favourite shows! I know a lot about it. Especially key plot points." I said like the smart ass I am.

"Does every other human know this knowledge?" He asked.

"I don't think so. I'm really the only one who watches it in my school. I have tried many times to recommended it but I was always told "Anime is for filthy weebs!" "You should be more concerned for the test tomorrow." "America can't make anime dumb ass!" "Give me back my twentie!"." I answered.

His head lowered. "...heh."

"You alright?"

"Hahahahahah! Not only did my brother abandon someone with knowledge of our world that we lack. He also abandoned the only one out of all his other pupils that know it! Hahaha!" He was holding his stomach with laughter.

"Ye."

"Truly excellent! We shall continue this discussion later. Now you must transfer." He held his hand.

Suddenly my body felt like it was being roasted alive. Bones melting on the inside. Skin peeling off in flakes.

"Is it supposed to feel like I'm in Hitler's easy bake oven?!"

"Well, you were incinerated when you died. It makes sense that the pain would transfer over. See you mortal."

Now let me just clarify that a few chapters may have 3000 words but not all of them. I'll be taking this relatively slow so that I can keep up with this and real life. If you have any questions, criticisms or complements then please review. I'll see you guys next week.