Chapter 2: Get It Right!
In class B Gilbert was talking about math when Naruto's ears perked.
"Um, Gil-chan?"
"Yes? What is it?"
"Oh wow, you look so cool in that outfit." Naruto said then the bell rang.
"Okay everyone, class dismiss. Hey bushy-brow do me a favor and close up everything."
"Are... Are you talking to me?" Lee asked.
"Yes you the bushy-brow boy." Gilbert answered then Lee gasped.
"Hey! Sensei you can't just give students nicknames!"
"And why not, dog boy?"
"Who're you calling a dog?" Neji barked as there were dog ears on his head. Naruto jumped up in the air and held his hands out.
"Omigod you guys, Gi-chan's outfit is so cool, I'd give him a ten!"
"Shut your mouth, otter."
"Otter?"
"Oh my gosh... So it's true..." Lee said as he looked at his reflection. Gilbert was ready to walk out when Sasuke blocked the enterance.
"Hold it, sensei!"
"What? What do you want?"
"You haven't even memorize our names yet have you?"
"Yes I have!"
"You're a liar, you know that?" Sasuke asked then Gilbert pouted.
"I'm telling the truth..."
"Oh yeah? Then who is that right there?" Sasuke asked as he pointed at Lee.
"That's bushy-brow boy." Gilbert answered then Lee gasped and moaned.
"Quit fooling around!"
"Hey, don't forget that I'm your sensei!"
"If you're our sensei, you should memorize and remember our names. And if you don't...!"
Gilbert gasped as Sasuke's eyes turned red then he hissed. Gilbert ran then hid behind the curtain. Sasuke laughed then Naruto gasped.
"Wait, Gil-chan! You went too far, Sasuke!"
"Oh come on, I was just using my Sharingan." Sasuke said as his eyes return to normal.
"You go over there and apologize!"
"What are you crazy, Naruto? First of all it's his-Huh?"
Naruto turned and he and Sasuke saw Gilbert crying and sniffling.
"Awwwww~"
"There's no way I can beat that... Come on Gil-chan. Come on out, I'm not mad at you anymore."
"Aw, you guys he is just so cute, I might die."
"I think he'll be a shoo-in for 'Cutest Boy of the Year' Gil-chan."
Gilbert turned then Sai held a skewer with dangos on it by Sasuke's cheek.
"Hmmm?"
Sai smiled.
"Now's your chance, Sasuke."
"Don't even go there, Sai."
While everyone was crowding around Gilbert, Lee laid his head on the desk and kept moaning,
"My eye brows... My eye brows... My eye brows..."
During lunch, Shirotsuki was holding Gilbert's bento box lunch. While he was heading towards the teachers lounge, a drinking machine door opened. The ferret froze then slowly turned his head.
"Hello. Is it lunch time already? How about a drink~? I got stuffed in here you know~?"
"Sorry! But I'm not interested! Bye!" Shirotsuki said as he ran to the room. When he got there, he gave the bento box to Gilbert.
"Good boy, Shirotsuki."
"So you're saying you don't any of your students names?"
"That's correct, I'm not so sure why, but their faces and their names don't really suit them..."
"Well, I guess you're not as smart as we think you are, huh Nightmare?"
Gilbert kicked the man in the face then growled.
"I'll kick you, you jerk!"
"Ouch... Aren't you suppose to do that before you hit the person...? I was just kidding..."
"I don't think you want to."
"Hmm?"
"You can memorize difficult things besides stuff to teach the kids. You don't know their names, so you don't think it's important. That's why you're having trouble with it."
"Oh... Is that really my problem...?" Gilbert asked.
"Oh yeah! Because I myself have the same problem! I can't even memorize the name of our principal of this school."
"I understand now..." Gilbert said.
"See, you're not stupid. Just a lazy snob."
"I wanted to ask; How's it going in that class?"
"Well, to be honest it seems to be going well."
"Those boys are nothing but trouble making fools. But don't let them get to you. You just gotta show them who's boss."
"I will. Thank you!"
"Hey, now how come you're way polite to Tsunade than you are to me?"
"Eh? I am? Why do you... Think that...?"
"Nevermind..."
"How about this? We'll go out and get some sweets after work."
"Really? Wow! I'd be happy to follow you!"
Suddenly Naruto opened the door and ran in.
"Gil-chan, I need to talk to you!"
"Huh? Oh all right, otter. What is it?"
Naruto and Gilbert were running and the rest of the guys were hiding in the bushes.
"What's going on?"
"Shhhhhhh... Come take a look." Sasuke said then Gilbert looked up at the tree and saw Lee sulking muttering about his eye brows.
"What the hell is he doing in the tree?"
"Ever since you called Lee 'bushy-brow boy', he's being obsessed with it."
"Gack! You gotta be kidding me!" Gilbert said.
"Poor, Lee..."
"Isn't there anything we could do to help him...?" Haku asked.
"Yeah, but we need to do it right. One mistake and it's downhill for Lee."
"Gil-chan, can't you do something?" Naruto asked.
"Give a second, okay?" Gilbert said then Sai tapped his hand with his fist.
"I got it!" he said then ran off.
"Guess Sai thought of something..."
"I dunno what it is, but I bet we're gonna hate it." Sasuke said. After a few minutes, Naruto was eating some snacks.
"What the hell? You're gonna get fat, Naruto."
"Oh? Gil-chan!" Naruto said then the boys stood up and saw Gilbert look up at the tree. He began to climb up then Lee gasped.
"Hi there?"
"Hi what?"
"Uhhhhhhh..."
Crappy crap! I forgot to ask the boys bushy-brow boy's name!
"Is something wrong?"
"Uh, no! Ummm... Do you squirrels?"
"Not really..." Lee answered.
"Looks like he's getting the best of nerve." Neji said.
"Why the hell did he climb up there anyway?" Sasuke asked.
"Well, uh, if you don't like squirrels then maybe we should get out of the tree, okay?"
"No... I think it's best if I stay outta the way... So I won't block anyone with my bushy eyebrows!"
"Look, I'm really sorry I called you that..."
"Oh, I don't blame you for that... It's not my fault I'm not handsome looking..."
"Ayyyyyyyyy..."
Crap! I'm getting this sick feeling!
"But you know I was just joking around! You're not boring at all!"
"Really? Is that true?"
"Yuh-huh!" Gilbert answered while nodding his head.
"So I'm not ugly? And that I'm pretty good looking?"
"Yep yep!"
"Then could you call me by my real name?" Lee asked then Gilbert gasped and froze. Gilbert stuttered and shook.
"YOU. CAN. DO IT!" The boys said then Gilbert stuttered out some words.
"Ro... Ro... Ro..."
"He just might do it!" Neji said.
"Come on, Gil-chan you can do it!" Sasuke said.
"His name is Rock Lee. You can do it." Haku said.
"Ro... Ro... Ro... Ro... Ro..."
"Come on... You can do it."
"Ro, Ro, Ro... Dwayne the Rock Johnson!" Gilbert shouted then Lee gasped.
"What the hell? That isn't his name? That's the name of a celebrity!" Sasuke said. Lee moaned as his soul came out.
"I'm sorry..." Gilbert said then Sai landed on a branch.
"The project is complete, master. Do you wanna see it?"
"Huh? Who you calling master?" Gilbert asked then Sai looked at Lee.
"Everything's gonna be fine now..."
"Huh?"
"Okay, you can come now. There's no need to be shy. You can come over now." Sai said then Shirotsuki climbed up the tree wearing a bowl cut wig, taped eyes brows colored black and a green uniform. Gilbert and Lee froze and said nothing.
"It's Rock Lee 2.0"
"Rock Lee..." Lee began.
"2.0...?" Gilbert finished.
"That's me. I'm 2.0"
"Now you feel lonely ever again." Sai said then Lee's soul flew out and went into the sky.
"What the hell just happen?" Neji asked.
"Whatever Sai's solution was just made it worse."
"I think... Sai is a total genius."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Sasuke and Neji yelled then Naruto looked at them.
"I believe it is commerical time..." Haku said.
Commerical
Gilbert woke up then he pet Shirotsuki. Suddenly all the students got Gilbert dressed and he chuckled.
Gilbert dropped the class room's attendance book.
"Okay, it's time for home room everyone." He said then Lee and Shirotsuki shook. Gilbert sighed.
"Uh, Gil-chan?"
"Hmm? What is it?" Gilbert asked then Sasuke pointed out a robot sitting behind Naruto. Gilbert glared at the robot as it was making beeping nosies.
"Repeat that again."
"I am Robatchi... The most smartest robot created by my own master's hands."
"Whoa! He was actually created?" Naruto asked.
"Zip it. Cut to the chase, Robatchi; What the hell are you doing in my class room?"
"My master told me to come here to examine the one called 'Gilbert Nightmare'."
"That sounds like a load of crap." Gilbert said.
"Just think of me as a new student."
"Cool! Our new student is a robot!"
"Even the smallest things excites you, Naruto..." Neji said with a sigh.
"So much attention... That boy is lucky..."
"I was just gonna say that, Lee..." Shirotsuki said.
"Look, everyone get back to your seats. We're trying to start class."
"Not so fast! My master sent me to you, so now I challenge you!"
"Oh, give me a break, Robatchi!" Gilbert said then Robatchi screamed.
"This is a fight! Man-to-man! A challenge!"
"Dude... For one thing; I'm a boy. And another thing; you're a robot." Gilbert said then Robatchi gasped then fell.
"Knowing my dreams shattered, I am nothing but dust..."
"Someone get this toy outta here... Just the depression is making me wanna cry..."
"What? Gil-chan?"
Gilbert started crying then Naruto growled.
"You robot! How dare you make my sensei cry!" Naruto yelled then the robot had a student in it.
"Holy moly, Sasuke! There was a student in there!"
"Wow, you are even dumber than I thought." Sasuke said then Robatchi slowly made his way to the exit.
"I know who you are, you're Shikamaru Nara from class A, aren't you? Just where do you think you're going...?" Sasuke asked in a creepy tone.
"Class has started so you can't leave, Robatchi..." Gilbert said in a creepy tone then Naruto laughed evilly. Shikamaru screamed and Sai was petting Shirotsuki while everyone was torturing him. After a while, everyone tied him.
"Okay everyone, we shall now discuss on picking groups for our camping trip. I know it's a pain, but we gotta do it. Rock Lee." Gilbert called then Lee blinked.
"Huh?"
"Would you please help me with writing down the groups? I can't do it alone. Do you think you can do it?"
"Yes sir."
"Great. And no more than four people okay?"
"Yes sir!"
"You caused me so much stress that I finally remembered your name. Funny thing, ain't it?"
"Gil-chan~!" Lee said happily then everyone chuckled.
"Excuse me?"
"Whaddya want now? Hmm? You gotta go?"
"But I thought robots can't go to the bathroom." Neji said.
"Just think; What would a robot do, right Gil-chan?" Lee asked.
"Hmm? Oh yeah." Gilbert answered then Lee chuckled.
"I'm so glad Lee is feeling better." Naruto said
"All because Gil-chan said his name." Neji said.
"Even though he was the one who started all this mess." Sasuke said.
"Well in the end, it all worked out so you could say we 'threw the book in the end'."
"You said it wrong Naruto. Don't you mean we 'closed the book' or 'finished the chapter'?"
"Is that it?"
"IT IS!" Neji and Sasuke yelled.