ACKKKKKK! I've gone mad!
Iggy: She's been like this for the past two hours.
Me: I can't stop speaking in a British accent! OMG. My thoughts are in British! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Iggy: She didn't do her homework and procrastinated by watching Tinker Bell and the Lost Fairy, or something like that.
Me: And Everyone is British! With British accents and everything! No offense to you if you're British or have a British accent, I think they sound really cool, but I bet we Americans sound like weirdos to you anyway. But it's driving me off the deep end.
Iggy: She started hyperventilating and then burst into tears.
Me: It's not my fault I'm failing math! I didn't even finish my homework! AND I have an essay due on Friday, and I have no idea what it's on! Maybe I'll do what my friend did and burst into tears...She only got ten points off it and it was a month late...
Iggy: Oh geez, she has another one of those 'plans' going through her head again.
Me: Muhahahahhaha! I'll scheme the world into giving me the rest of my life to complete my essay! It'll be easy, I'll just claim that my cat died, and that I have no idea how long it'll take me to get over it...
Iggy: You don't even have a cat.
Me: So? If they come to my house looking for a dead cat, then I'll call them a stalker and have them put in jail. I'll say they were being a grapist.
Iggy: O.o Her mind is scary, be glad you don't live with her.
Me: A grapist is a you tube video that is not for kids under the age of teen. And if you don't watch the news or live under a hole and will completely not understand what that video is referring to, you should Not be reading teen rated stories.
Iggy: The Internet can be a very scary place. She found this out at a tennis match. Surprisingly, since they were all wack jobs, they all burst out into laughter after every line. The freaks I'm forced to hang out with...*Shakes head*
Me: *SLAPS* We are not freaks! We just have a sense of humor.
Iggy: You couldn't have a sense of humor, I stole it from you and put an acorn there instead. Acorns laugh at everything.
Me: Oh yea! An acorn! I bet you're jealous that you have a sloth humor and I have an acorn humor, because everybody knows that sloths are too slow to laugh. So HA!
Iggy: Huh?
Me: You didn't think I could smart you, did you? Well, serves you right!
Iggy: I think you need some sleep...
Me: NEVER! *Stuffs four fistfuls of Halloween candy in mouth*
Iggy: She's gone. I'm sorry if we are suddenly cut short.
Me: Zomg! The ceiling has a spider on it! ACK! Take Iggy! *Throws Iggy at spider*
Iggy: *Hits ceiling* Hey! That was a shadow, you ding dong!
Me: Oh. Hehe...Maybe I should get some sleep...
Iggy: Finally! Nite to all the peoples reading this horribly random story, and I hope you won't be waking up at 5am tomorrow because you can't use a hair dryer, like her.
Me: We're not waking up at 5 tomorrow.
Iggy: Thank goodness! I need my beauty sleep!
Me: We're waking up a 4:30!
Iggy: NOOOOO!
Me: Quit whinning and get to bed.
Iggy: Fine.
Me: Well, Night! :)