Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is not mine, because it isn't mine, its J.K. Rowling's see.
A/N: I got a review :D! My first review ever, I'm new at this fanfiction stuff :D..Right, well to answer your question, Sirius heard everything Lena said in the compartment, because well, it was quiet in there. And I forgot to tell ya'll who Lena is based after, if you wikipedia her name, you'll see, but I doubt any of you will bother. Lena Katina is a Russian pop singer that I lurve. She's so cool...I, however, don't really know what she's like, cuz I don't personally know her (Duh), but I just took her name and appearance and am using her as a character. And I remember asking this a whiles ago, but no one told me, are you allowed to stick lyrics in here? I'll site it and everything I just really want to stick lyrics in here.
Slavery Is Illegal
Chapter 2:
Snoggingmania
"Wow..." James said still goggling us even though we weren't snogging anymore, "You guys were just fighting when I left and now..." he glanced at Lily, "This is a sign Evans," and he leaned over to snog Lily. Lily just pushed him away and hissed, "Lena! You-? and, and, Black?!"
"Lena?" Remus looked at me surprised, "and Sirius?". OoOh no, my only other friend thinks that I'm a-
"Lena?" Sirius asked too, "I thought you said that you go by Elena or Elaine or Lenne...whatever,"
Only people I like can call me Lena..
"Oh, that's cold,"
"Lena!" Lily hissed again, grabbed my hand and pulled me away from Sirius like he was the plague, and then dragged me down the corridor.
"Where are you going?" James called after us, but Lily had already pulled me into another compartment and slammed the door shut.
"Lena!" Lily hissed yet again.
"Erlack..."
"Yes, Erlack, why were you snogging Black?!"
That, incredibly, rhymed.
"That, is not the point Lena!"
Oh, all these years and I thought that I kept my thoughts hidden to myself...
"You didn't know that you muttered thoughts to yourself loud enough for people to hear?"
No.
"Oh," Lily sighed quietly, and then switched demeanors and demanded, "Why were you kissing Black, he's a disgusting, arrogant...he's as bad as Potter, that just sums everything up,"
I don't really like lying to my friends, but...
"So don't!"
But I really can't tell Lily why I was snogging Black.
"Why not?" Lily asked incredulously, then her eyes widened in shock, "You fancy him!"
She started ranting about how Black was a man whore that deserved to get shot, with what I don't really know, I'm sure that it has significance in muggle speak, but that is a foreign language. I really want to tell her that I agree with whatever she was saying, because she was saying it with great hatred in her eyes and I wanted Sirius to suffer unimaginable pain because he is a raving lunatic that needs to be locked up in St. Mungo's,- but I can't. And with Sirius blackmailing me, I'm going to-
"He's blackmailing you?!"
Uh-
"Why?"
"I don't know actually,"
"What is he blackmailing you over?"
Well, obviously, if its worth the blackmailing...ness, then I can't possibly tell why, or else it wouldn't be good use of blackmail...
"That's true, but, what's he making you do?"
"Er..."
"Er...?"
I...can't say it, I can't say that he's making me be his- wait...I'm probably muttering right now.
"Just tell me Lena!"
I can't!
"Why not?"
Oh God, I really do speak my thoughts out loud.
"Lena, I thought we've moved past that," Lily shook me as though that was going to help my nervous breakdown, "I bet he's making you do something disgusting isn't he? You know what, don't let him get to you, stand up to him!"
And let the whole world know my secret?!
"Is it that important?"
Is it that important? Is it that important? What kind of question is that?! Of course its important! Lily sat down and sighed. I sat across from her, it looks like she's calming down, but you'd never know...
"Look, if its that important to you, then I won't bother you," Lily then added with a satisfied and manic look in her eyes, "but if he gives you trouble, I'll be sure to hex Black and Potter into oblivion for you."
Eep. I somehow do not doubt that...
"You shouldn't, and Lena, I really do think you need to get out of the whole talking to yourself out loud habit, I'm guessing that's how Black managed to blackmail you..."
I swear, Lily is a psychic.
"Don't be silly, its really obvious when you think about it,"
I thought about it and I didn't see the obviousness of it.
"Don't worry about it Lena," Lily glanced at her watch, "I have to patrol the corridors, why don't you go get changed?"
And so I did.
I was hoping to not have any more incidents that I may regret later, but with my typical luck, I ran into Sirius. Or rather, he ran into me, he should really learn to look at where he's going. Stupid prat.
"Muttering to yourself again?"
The nerve.
"What? I can't hear you," Sirius strained to hear over the gaggling girls who made their appearance yet again.
I decided that I should just ignore him and goto my nice, quiet compartment. So, I turned and ran into someone else. Blimey, why is everyone in the corridor, the compartments are there for a reason!
"Watch where you're going," a voice said in a condescending tone. I looked at the guy, and ugh, it someone worse than Sirius, it was Snape, that freak who stalked Lily more than-
"I don't stalk and I am not a freak,"
That's what you think you, freak, I remember seeing him fondling a pair of knickers, I wouldn't be surprised if he had stolen them-
"You stole a pair of knickers?" Sirius asked Snape with a laugh, "I bet that's the first time you've ever seen one huh, I bet you were desperate to get a hint of action-"
"Sirius!" I hate the freak and all, but really, that's mean. In a incredibly hilarious kind of way, but yea. Sirius just smiled and pointed his wand at Snape; I think he heard my thoughts again...
"Yes, I did, now please move so I can-"
"Black!" a familiar voice shrieked. Oh no, its Lily, she's going to kill Sirius.
"Don't worry, I think I can handle a girl by myself," he said with a smirk. What an arrogant twit, I hope Lily really does roast his arse.
"Hey thats not ni-"
"Evans!" James seemed to pop out of nowhere, his Lily senses probably directed him. He grinned, showing off his beautiful, white teeth and-
"Snivellus!" he cried noticing Snape who sent a hex towards James in alarm but, with my incredible luck, it hit me instead and I found myself hoisted into the air -and immediately fell right back into the ground. With my wonderful grace I fell on my head. OW, do you know how hard wood is? What happened next, I'm not too sure because I was still on my head but, I felt an array of spells zoom past me and hit Snape. Hah! His head is swelling up at an alarming rate, that's what he gets, ugly git..
"I'm glad we agree on something," Sirius said with a smirk. Before I could say that I'd rather not agree with him on anything unless he admitted that his head was larger than Snape's is, I was suddenly distracted by Lily and James, who were, as usual, arguing.
"-I can not believe you did that you arrogant bastard-"
"He started it!"
"You are the most immature prat I have ever had the unhappy chance to lay eyes on-"
"I am not immature, I'm-"
"And tell your friend to stop harassing Lena-"
"Sirius, stop harassing Lena," James said immediately. I heard Sirius mutter something that sounded a bit like 'traitor' before he stalked off. Lily looked surprised that he had actually complied.
"See I am mature," James said defiantly.
"Good grief, Lena, let's go," with that Lily grabbed my arm and dragged me into our compartment leaving James who looked after us, pouting. He looks so cute-
"Sorry? I didn't quite catch that,"
"Err..I didn't say anything,"
Lily looked at me suspiciously, but shrugged and began ranting about the Marauders, mainly James and Sirius. She went on and on, just like my mother.
"I do not sound like anyone's mother!"
Yes, I need to think of ways to shut myself up.
The Feast was rather uneventful, Lily, thank God, sat us far away from Sirius. But I wouldn't have minded if we sat by say James or Remus, but it wasn't worth sitting with Sirius... Anywho, it was peaceful, but then Lily had to go round up the first years and she left me to go to the tower on my own. And who else would 'bump' into me on my way, other than Sirius.
"Hey! Slave girl!"
Slave girl?!
"Yea, well if I can't call you Lena..." Ooh I hate him, I hate him. I...have to stand up to him, like Lily said!
"Do not call me slave,"
"But you are my slave," the git said with his evil smirk, "Unless you want me to tell the whole world that you have an obsession with James Potter,"
"I- am not obsessed," I just love him, and think about him everyday and night. It shouldn't count as an obsession...
"Oh, but it does,"
He is pure evil.
"Haha, that doesn't change the fact that I know what I know," Sirius said with an evil glint in his eyes, "what should your first order be..."
I can see his evil eyes strategizing the best way to ruin my life. He's looking at me again, with those evil, evil eyes, I hate him!
"Kiss me,"
What?
"Kiss me,"
"I am not going to kiss you!" I retorted. What kind of demand is that?!
"Fine, your other optional order is to go tell James that you hate his guts and that he will never, ever get Lily- ever,"
"I can't say that!"
"Well then kiss me,"
"Why do you want me to kiss you, we already snogged in the train..."
"You call that snogging?" Sirius scoffed, "you were just sitting there..."
"Well duh, if some random girl just came up and snogged you, would you just automatically start snogging her back without a single thought?"
"Uh, yea," Oh dear God, I should've known better.
As much as I knew that I was going to hate it, I leaned over and started to snog him. At first, it was awkward. Really awkward. We just stood there with our lips on the other. Obviously, Sirius expected me to snog him 'correctly'. But how can anyone snog someone that they despise with all their heart and soul? So I shut my eyes and then decided to pretend that he was James. But that's impossible too, he's Sirius not James. No, if I think he's not James then I won't be able to pretend. I repeated in my mind James, James, James, James, James, and wonderfully, it worked. I could even see James clearly in my mind, and he is so gorgeous. I pressed my lips harder onto his and then he suddenly forced his tongue into my mouth. Normally, I would be appalled, but its James, remember, James.
"What?" Sirius asked suddenly, pulling out of our kiss.
Oh crap, I said James out loud.
"You called me James?"
Er..well, I was just pretending-
"I said kiss me, not kiss me and pretend that I'm James," he snapped.
"But I don't want to kiss you," I tried to explain, but no, Sirius won't listen to the voice of reason.
"God, you are so annoying," Sirius cut me off.
"If I'm so annoying, why are you bothering me?"
"You- I- ugh" Sirius seemed at a loss for words, he then said, "For disobeying my order, you can't eat dinner anymore," and the twit added, "its not like you need it," and then that jerk just stalked off.
How can he say that, that is so mean! I-I- I'm not that heavy! I hate him, I hate Sirius, I hope a pack of raging and vicious bunnies attacks him; stab him with an assortment of carrots until he has a phobia of all things fluffy-
"Hey Lena,"
"What!?" I turned to look at the stupid twit that interrupted my thoughts. The twit was Remus.
"You think I'm a twit..?"
"No, sorry I was just, uh,"
"What were you and Sirius going on about?" Remus added, "Are you guys-"
"NO!" I cannot have anyone thinking that we- oh I can't even say it, "I hate him, HATE him, I was just contemplating the best way too kill that evil-"
"Oh ok," Remus looked at me as though I was a freak, "Don't worry, I don't think you're a freak,"
Oh good, then why is he here-
"You should really head to tower, its getting a bit late and Lily's on the rampage and is looking for you too, she keeps muttering something about castrating Sirius,"
"Oh, ok,"
A/N: Yes, I did not plan this story out well, but I'm starting to get the gist of it, I'm getting ideas with the help of t.A.T.u music which I really want to put in here :D. And please point out any mistakes I made, I check this over a couple of times, but I might've missed some things.
Review please:D!
-StLibee