B is for Babies

== A.N. ==

This is a relatively lighter story compared to the first and if you're reading this thanks for continuing reading this collection of drabbles (one-shots)

Long one-shot (and its long, trust me…)

It's supposed to be cute and fluffy (and hopefully funny, I tried)

The characters I used for this story don't belong to me but the plot itself does

Without further ado, I present the, B is for babies!

Enjoy!

See ya at the end!

Kagami didn't know why all the Generation of Miracles were at his house but he didn't question it. It was Kuroko's request, plus there was booze so there was less of a reason for him to ask.

They were all having fun, even Kuroko was drunk! But what was more impressing was that the ex-captain of the generation of miracles was also pretty tipsy. Kagami couldn't help but to chuckle.

Apparently all of them were supposed to get shitfaced but Kagami didn't want to wake up with a terrible hangover so he only drank lightly – he also ate bread, it was something Alex had taught him. The bread was supposed to absorb the alcohol and stuff, he couldn't remember well but he was sure it worked. Why? Because Alex drank like a fucking boss and never woke up with a hangover.

Murasakibara had passed out after his fourth cup of fruity alcohol – he really loved sweets – and Aomine was having fun drawing on the purple giant's face with a black permanent marker – while laughing like a dumbass because he was drunk too.

Midorima was in the corner talking to a carrot with a face on it – Aomine thought it would be funny to tell a drunken Midorima that it was trying to replace him, which was actually funny but no one had to tell him that.

Kagami casually walked by the drunken Midorima talking to the carrot, he was surprised with what he heard, but after a while something Midorima did scared him slightly so he decided to leave then green haired teenager alone.

It went a little something like this:

Midorima was sitting on the corner of one of the walls of Kagami's apartment whispering to a carrot.

Kagami saw this and got curious so he moved closer – trying not to attract the attention of the individual with glasses, he moved as carefully as he could. He heard Midorima murmuring something – he was indeed having a conversation with the carrot.

"I told you that it's not true." Midorima murmured the phrase next to the carrots "face" so nobody could hear him. The carrot did not utter a word but Midorima stayed silent as if listening to every word it had to say.

"They will not believe you, they've known me for three years; it's impossible." The carrot stayed silent and Kagami started getting creeped out.

"No, you can't replace me, I already told you that they will find out right away." Kagami stared at Midorima. What the hell was wrong with him? Did he go stupid? Did they know this happened to him when he drank?

"Forget about it." The worst part about it was that Midorima seemed completely serious about talking to the vegetable.

"No, not even then. Look, luck isn't in your side, I have todays lucky item." Now he was bringing up the lucky-horoscope-thingy?

"Is that a threat?" it seemed Midorima was getting ticked off by the carrot's words.

"I've had enough of your idiotic propositions; it seems I have to cut ties with you." With that said, Midorima bit the top of the carrot, chewed it and then swallowed. After he swallowed the carrot mush, he started crying.

Kagami was horrified.

"I'm sorry carrot…" after Midorima said that he started sobbing; Kagami decided that he had enough of eavesdropping on Midorima for a while – or maybe for the rest of his life, whichever came first.

When he returned his focus on the others, he found a very concerned looking – not to mention, drunk – Kuroko, he was holding on to a pissed off looking Akashi – who was also very drunk.

"Um, what's going on?" Kagami was worried about what Kuroko would answer; all of the Generation of Miracles were crazy as far as he knew.

"He's trying to stab your couch." Kuroko had just deadpanned that ridiculous answer with a serious face and Kagami was very worried for his safety at the moment. Before Kagami could ask for details about his couch being threatened Akashi spoke.

"Taiga, your couch has been defying me, even daring to look down on me." Kagami felt like he was in a prank show "I'll have to discipline it, I am the absolute." All of the sudden Akashi started swinging at the air with a pair of scissors he got from who knows where. Then Kagami remembered that Kuroko had said that Akashi was trying to stab his couch. Kagami's head started hurting, he felt a headache coming in.

"Akashi, sir, please calm down." Kagami using "sir" to speak to someone his own age showed how afraid he was "my couch has nothing against you, please go lay down."

"Very well." Was Akashi's response, but before he gave up, he took one last swing at the air aiming at the couch, glaring at the thing threateningly. Kagami was very afraid.

"Would you like to use my bed?"

"Yes, thank you."

"Right this way." Kagami ushered Akashi as fast as he could to his room not wanting the red head to turn on him with those scissors.

"Kuroko could you watch Akashi for me, please?"

"Of course." When Kagami left Akashi and Kuroko in the room, Akashi was sleeping on the bed, and Kuroko was lying down on the floor next to the bed.

'That should get rid of two of them…' Kagami didn't expect to have to babysit the Generation of Miracles; they were old enough to take care of themselves. if they were going to drink they should've at least know how to handle their alcohol.

When Kagami entered the living room he saw that everyone was knocked out cold. Apparently Midorima had cried himself to sleep in the corner of his apartment by the door.

Aomine had fallen asleep on top of Murasakibara; Murasakibara's face was full of little drawings – the tanned teen sucked at drawing, which surprisingly made it funnier.

Murasakibara had one dot on each eyelid and drawn on eyelashes that made him look like his eyes where open – of course it looked ridiculous. Kagami couldn't help but to snort at how obnoxious the tanned teen was. Murasakibara now had a unibrow and a large mustache – courtesy of Aomine and the black permanent marker. Some other words where drawn on the poor giants face.

Kise was sleeping in the middle of the room; apparently he was the only one able to stay out of trouble. Kagami felt like he needed a shower, he headed for the restroom, but then he realized that he was too tired and he would probably fall asleep in the middle of it – it wouldn't be the first time.

He headed to his room.

He was sure Akashi wouldn't kill him, but just in case he took his scissors away and hid them somewhere only he would know – obviously under his bed.

It was his own bed after all, so Akashi shouldn't say anything.

Kagami decided not to look at all the possible outcomes and just go to sleep. He pushed Akashi a little to the side and slept next to him. The bed was big enough for them; it was big enough for two Kagamis' as a matter of fact. Actually since there was enough space for another person Kagami decided to pick up Kuroko from the floor and place him in the bed next to Akashi – he was sure Akashi wouldn't mind his former teammate sleeping in the same bed. Besides it was the least Kagami could do for his shadow, he had protected his couch and been nice enough to agree to keep an eye on Akashi after all.

Kagami went to sleep with his shadow and Akashi next to him.

When Kagami woke up he felt strange. There were two little lumps cuddled next to him. Kagami panicked had Kuroko brought Nigou over? Had he gotten another small dog?

Kagami bolted off the bed panicked but what he saw was far scarier than two small puppies, by far.

There were two small children sleeping on his bed. They were terrifyingly similar to Kuroko and Akashi. Kagami was starting to panic. How the hell did they get in? Why were they here? Who did they belong to? Was he going to get in trouble? Oh, no! Was he going to jail? Were they going to falsely accuse him of kidnap? No! He was not a criminal!

DING DONG!

The loud noise interrupted his train of though. But then he started panicking. Where the cops at his house? He didn't even know the kids! What was he going to tell his parents? Oh god, why him?

His phone started ringing. He didn't even look at who was calling him, he just answered.

"Hello?" were the cops contacting him? He listened to the person on the other side of the line.

"Hey Taiga, morning." Oh thank goodness it was Alex! Maybe she could help fix everything.

"What's up?"

"Can you open the door? I'm outside and it awkward."

"Oh, it was you…"

"Huh?"

"Oh, nothing! I'll go open the door." He didn't give Alex a second to add anything else, he hung up. He bolted out of his room and headed for the front door, but as he was going down the stairs he found a surprise.

'What the actual fuck…?'

Kagami stood at the bottom of the stairs stunned. There were more little kids! This had to be some kind of sick joke! If someone was playing a prank on him, he would make sure to find them and punch them on the face. He didn't find this situation amusing, at all.

In the corner by the door was a little green haired brat with oversized glasses on his face. He was tightly holding half a carrot.

By Kagami's couch there were two other little ones'. A navy haired tanned little boy was sleeping on top of a big purple haired kid. The purple haired kid had stuff on his face. When Kagami got closer he realized it was black permanent marker.

A feeling of dread fell upon Kagami, this was obviously no coincidence.

Kagami turned to the middle of the room, there was a golden haired kid he knew for sure had to be Kise.

'Shit, how did this happen?'

"Taiga! Open the door!"

'Shit!' Kagami was so preoccupied because of the children that he had forgotten about Alex waiting outside for him "sorry! I'm going!"

Kagami headed towards the door and unlocked it; Alex wrenched the door open – ready to scream at Kagami for no opening the door sooner.

"Taiga, aren't you too young to adopt children…?" Alex was surprised, why where there so many kids?

Kagami remembered what was going on, he had been startled by Alex's reaction – he dragged the blond woman into his apartment.

"Are those all of them?" Alex was afraid of what Kagami would answer. He shook his head in response to Alex's question. "Shit, where are the rest?"

"There's two more, they're upstairs still sleeping on my bed."

"What happened, Taiga?"

"I don't know they were normal yesterday, but when I woke up this morning they were, well, like this."

"They're old enough to eat and talk no?"

"I think so."

"Well, now what?"

"I don't know Alex, how the hell do I take care of all these kids?"

"Well I don't know Taiga, I was just going to visit you because I'm leaving in an hour to the airport or else I'm going to miss my flight."

"Shit!" Kagami was freaking out; he was an only child so he had no experience with taking care of little kids.

"I'll go buy some toys or something…"

"Get some candies too!"

Alex practically ran out the door to go buy the things for the small children, she didn't entirely understand the situation Kagami was facing but she was ready for it – sort of, in her mind she saw Kagami being a father and having one or two kids, not that many. She was actually excited; too bad she could only stay for a couple of minutes.

… … Meanwhile Kagami at the house … …

'Shit, what do I do when they wake up?' Kagami was in his room, he didn't want to wake up Kuroko and Akashi by moving them downstairs but he didn't want to leave the other Generation of Miracles unattended 'when they wake up will they recognize me?'

Kagami shook his head, he didn't have time to worry over trivial things, he just had to keep them safe – hopefully there was a time limit and all of this baby thing would blow over.

He should probably make some food while the little ones were sleeping – they would probably be a handful while he cooked – fire is dangerous after all, plus little kids are so mischievous.

He left the room, he wanted to close the door just in case little Kuroko and Akashi woke up, so they wouldn't wonder off and maybe get hurt tying to go down the stairs. But decided not to so because if something happened and he needed to get to them quickly he would be able to, and it would make checking in on them easier.

Kagami was having trouble concentrating on cooking while watching both rooms. He didn't want to make too much noise and end up waking up the kids so he kept his cooking simple. Kagami prepared blueberry waffles and pancakes. He peeled plenty of fruit and cut them into small pieces so it would be easier for the kids to chew with their small teeth.

He grabbed some juice pouches for them and he put some orange juice in a pitcher. He hoped that his breakfast preparations would be enough for the little Miracles.

Kagami went up the stairs towards his room to go check on little Akashi and Kuroko, on his way through the living room he saw that Murasakibara had pushed Aomine off himself and that Midorima had started nibbling the half carrot in his sleep.

'Cute…!'

Kagami would have never thought this of the Generation of Miracles, but now that he saw them as little kids he couldn't help himself. He couldn't believe that those cute little kids would grow up to be those huge basketball monsters.

As he walked down the hallway towards his room he heard quiet shuffling around and giggles. Kagami cringed; he only hoped that in the short while he had been gone the little kids hadn't trashed his whole room.

The door was open and since the sunlight was leaking in through his blinds he could see some shadows in the walls. There were two little shadows playing around, which for some reason made Kagami smile.

When he walked into the room he saw Kuroko and Akashi having a pillow fight and jumping all over his bed. He was glad, his room wasn't wrecked, and the only thing that was messed up was his bed. The sheets were all out of place and jumbled and his pillows were on the floor.

"Hello?" Kagami was standing at the doorframe, waiting for the little kid's reactions. He didn't know if they remembered him or not.

"Hi mister!" Kuroko and Akashi screamed in unison. So they didn't remember him. Well, all he could do now was take care of them.

"Breakfast is ready, let's go eat!" Kagami was trying to be as cheerful as possible; he wanted the little kids to trust him.

"Yay!" Kuroko and Akashi ran towards Kagami. Akashi jumped up and down stretching out his arms asking for Kagami to pick him up and carry him.

Kagami picked up Akashi, Kuroko was going to just walk with Kagami but Kagami picked him up and carried him as well.

"So, do you guys like pancakes or waffles?"

"I like pancakes!" Akashi was very happy that the tall boy was carrying him.

"I like both but prefer blueberry waffles." Apparently Kuroko had always been quiet and polite – even at a young age. Kagami was glad he had remembered that Kuroko liked blueberry waffles.

When they reached the kitchen Kagami noticed that some pancakes were gone and that the maple syrup was nowhere to be seen. There was some rustling under the table cloth and Kagami could guess what had happened.

When he lifted the table cloth to see underneath the table Kagami found Murasakibara and Aomine eating pancakes and their faces and hands were covered in maple syrup. They looked like deer caught in headlights.

"Um, you guys want to join us?" Kagami was smiling warmly at the two boys. They both nodded and crawled out from underneath the table. "I'll serve you guys' food but I have to get two more guys first ok?" they all nodded and stood by the table waiting for Kagami.

Kagami looked for Kise and Midorima in the living room but couldn't find them.

'What the hell?'

Kagami went up the stairs. When he entered the hallway he saw Kise standing in front of his bathroom's door moving side to side shakily.

Kagami didn't know what to think, he just stood at the top of the stairs wondering what Kise might be doing.

Kise noticed a really tall boy at the top of the stairs staring at him awkwardly.

"Hey mister! I need help!" Kise didn't move from his spot, still twitching for some reason. Hearing little Kise's voice shook Kagami out of his trance, Kise was waving one hand while the other was tightly gripping the bottom of his shirt. Kagami approached the kid and crouched down to get closer to eye level with the blond boy.

"What's up Kise?"

"Wow! How do you know my name?" Kagami had forgotten that they didn't remember who he was, he was about to answer Kise's question when he got interrupted by the blonde himself "never mind! Can you please open the door? I gotta go potty!"

Everything clicked into place now, the awkward movements from Kise, his face contorted into an awkward expression and him gripping his shirt furiously. Kise was doing the pee-pee dance!

Kagami bolted up and slammed the door open, as it turned out, little Midorima was peeing in the toilet.

"Aaaaaaaaah!" Midorima was shrieking.

Midorima had been calmly doing his business when all of the sudden the door opened. He turned his body and started screaming scared of the intruder. His pants were all the way down to his ankles and Kise and Kagami saw his little Midorima butt.

"STOP! PEE IN THE TOILET!" Kagami panicked. Little Midorima had been startled by Kagami's and Kise's intrusion, so he turned around and screamed – while he was peeing – making a mess on the floor.

'Shit… now I'm going to have to clean this up…'

"Mister! I gotta pee too!" Kagami winced at hearing Kise's desperate voice.

"Um, yeah… uh, go around the puddle and do your business." Midorima had finished peeing so he pulled his pants up. Kise stepped aside as Midorima moved towards them. Kagami and Midorima stepped out of the restroom into the hallway and closed the door to give Kise some privacy.

"I-I'm s-sorry mister." Midorima said in a quiet voice, he was looking at the floor with his hands balled into fists by his sides. He didn't mean to be a nuisance to the tall redheaded boy. Midorima's bottom lip quivered and his eyes stung. Great, now the older boy was going to see him cry. Midorima burst into tears.

"Hey, what's wrong!" Kagami panicked, was it his fault he was crying "are you ok?" Midorima only sobbed louder. Kagami freaked out and hugged the boy. He calmed down and the sobbing subdued, now Midorima was only sniffling and hiccupping.

"I'm sorry." Midorima sniveled and stepped out of Kagami's embrace and looked him in the eyes "I didn't mean to make a mess."

"Don't worry ill clean it up." Midorima blushed and looked at the floor "um, I made breakfast." Midorima's face lit up, seeing this Kagami smiled.

Kise stepped out of the restroom.

"Um, I couldn't wash my hands; the puddle was in the way…" Kise held out his hands. Midorima's ears got red and his cheeks and nose turned pink.

"It's ok; you guys can wash your hands at the sink in my kitchen." Kagami straightened up "breakfast and company are waiting for us downstairs."

"What took you so long old man?" the first thing he had heard from Aomine – even as a little kid he was blunt and slightly rude.

"I said I was going to get these two." Aomine turned his nose up and Kagami chuckled "they're going to wash their hands and you guys are after."

Kagami opened the faucet and put hand soap on Midorima's and Kise's hands. He raised Midorima over the sink and he let him wash his hands. He did the same for Kise and the rest of the little miracles.

He was in the middle of setting up the table for the children when there was some knocking on the door.

'Great she's back!' Kagami was relieved "there's someone at the door wait here." They all stayed by the table – although little Aomine looked a little pissed, he didn't like being ignored.

Kagami went and opened the door letting Alex in. She had many bags, some contained candy and others toys and stuffed animals.

"Aw, Taiga! They're all awake, and they're all so cute!" Alex could see them in the kitchen from the living room.

"Yeah, well were about to have breakfast, want to join us?" Alex put all the bags down; some went to the floor but most were on the couch.

"Of course!" she got close to Kagami and put her arm around his shoulder and gave him a huge kiss "that was for earlier, I didn't get a chance to~."

Kagami was caught off guard so he didn't have time to react to the woman's attack, after she kissed him and told him that he shoved her off "what the hell Alex!" she gave him a look as if he was the bizarre one. "You gotta stop doing that." She shrugged it off.

"Whatever, I want some food!" Alex went to Kagami's pantry and grabbed a plate.

"Hey, old man, is she your girlfriend." Aomine didn't like the lady coming over and taking the red-head away.

"Yeah, Taiga, am I your girlfriend~?" asked Alex in a cooing manner, playing along with the navy haired little boy.

"Cut the crap, Alex." Kagami deadpanned he was in no mood for games.

"Boo, you're no fun." Alex had finished serving herself waffles and fruit, she took a juice box "…but at least you can cook~." With that said, she sat at the table and started eating.

"I want some food too old man." Kagami groaned at the demanding tone little Aomine was using.

'You could have asked more nicely…' Kagami turned from Alex to face the little kids "ok kiddies, get your plates and get in a line and hand me your plate when it's your turn."

"Aw Taiga, you are such a good mom!" Alex was looking at him with a glint in her eyes while eating some of her waffle. Kagami blushed and ignored her comment focusing of the line of kids in front of him, they looked so cute, even Aomine that was pouting for some reason.

"Hey tall kid, let me cut in front of you." Little Aomine wanted to get Kagami's attention.

"No, I get the sweets first." Replied Murasakibara, he was the first in line.

"Meanie." Aomine hadn't learnt cuss words yet so that's the best he had, for now.

"Ok, what do you want pancakes or waffles?" said Kagami taking the plate from Murasakibara's little hands.

"I want pancakes." Kagami served Murasakibara two pancakes and poured some syrup on them.

"Want some fruit?"

"Yes!" Kagami served Murasakibara three scoops of fruit next to his pancakes.

"Want a cup of orange juice or a juice box?" Kagami's voice was very affectionate and was making Aomine jealous of Murasakibara because of all the attention he was receiving from the red-head.

"Grape juice box!"

"Here ya go~." Said Kagami handing the little purple haired boy the juice box, he took the plate and set it on the table next to Alex.

"Wow Taiga, I wish I had received that kind of service."

"I would have served you as well if you hadn't gone ahead and taken the food yourself."

"Next time I come over to get food I want that service!" Alex announced cheerfully "and I want you to say it to me as nicely as you said it for him~."

"Sure…"

"Well, Taiga, my time is almost up."

"How much time do you have left?" Alex checked her phone.

"About ten minutes or so." After hearing that Kagami served all of the little kids quickly so he could spend time with Alex before she left.

Kagami decided to spend time with Alex instead of eating, he would do that later – after cleaning the puddle that Midorima had left him in the bathroom…

Kagami and Alex were sitting in the living room's couch. They had placed all the bags on the floor.

"So what did you bring?" Kagami was eyeing the bags on the floor; they were white plastic shopping bags so he could mildly make out colorful objects inside.

"Oh, right!" Alexis picked up the bags "I bought lots of candy for the kiddies and coloring books and crayons; I also bought them stuffed animals!"

"What you bring me?"

"This!" Alex pulled a burger out of her purse "I stopped by Maji Burger just in case the little ones ate all your food and you were hungry." Alex was grinning, Kagami was like a son to her; she did see him grow up after all – somewhat.

"Thanks, mom." Kagami unwrapped the burger and took a bite.

"Hey! I'm not old enough to be your mom yet!" Alex hit Kagami with a carrot plushy.

"Woh whab ish thlat?!"

"Don't talk with your mouth full Taiga!" Alex hit Kagami with the plushy again "I saw it at the toy store and though of one of the guys from the Generation of miracles so I had to buy it."

Kagami snorted and tried to laugh but ended up choking on a piece of burger bun.

"Shit Taiga!" Alex ran to the kitchen to get something for Kagami to drink but when she came back, a tanned little navy haired boy had beat her to it. Kagami was slurping on a cherry juice box coughing from time to time. His face was flushed and there were tears at the corners of his eyes.

"Didn't your parents teach you how to chew properly?" Aomine was scolding Kagami while patting his back.

"I know how to chew!" Kagami half-shouted embarrassed to be reprimanded by 'The Aomine Daiki' – not to mention he was probably about four years old and Kagami was sixteen, "it's just that I laughed at something my friend said…" Kagami's voice died down from embarrassment as he talked, not to mention there was a blush present on his face.

"Oh, Taiga! You didn't die!" Alex exclaimed throwing the water bottle she had brought on the couch.

"Um, yeah…so we should continue…" Alex sat on the couch next to Kagami; Kagami looked at Aomine "did you finish eating?"

"Yup!" Aomine grinned "the food was really good!" Aomine gave Kagami a thumbs up.

"Thanks." Kagami turned to Alex to continue talking about the contents of the bags.

"Um, can I have another juice box?" Aomine spoke softly while looking at his shoes, Kagami gave him a quizzical look "you kinda drank mine…"

"Oh, sorry about that…" Kagami ruffled Aomine hair "yeah, they're on the table you can grab whatever flavor you want."

"Kagami I want pictures of the little ones!" Alex took out her phone "I only have two more minutes, let me take a picture of you two~!"

Kagami shrugged and pulled Aomine next to him.

"Smile!" exclaimed Alex as she took a picture; Aomine didn't smile "come on, smile kiddo!"

Aomine didn't budge so the best thing Kagami could think of was tickling little Aomine. The tanned boy started having a fit of giggles and Kagami laughed at his reaction. Alex took multiple pictures feeling accomplished.

"You guys look so adorable!" squealed a very happy Alex "I want more pictures like this, unfortunately my time is up…"

"Um, you want me to go with you?"

"No thanks Taiga, the thought is appreciated but you have to stay here with them."

"Right…" Kagami gave Alex a crooked smile.

"I'll leave the bags here, I'm sure you'll figure things out."

"I'll walk you to the street and drop you off at the taxi."

"Ok."

When they got to the street, a taxi was waiting for Alex.

Alex and Kagami hugged saying their goodbyes.

"The carrot is for sure for the green haired little one!" with that said Alex got in the taxi and drove off.

Kagami had to hold in his laughter. 'Dammit Alex! If only you had seen what I saw last night, you would have laughed as well…' Kagami shuddered slightly at the memory of a drunken Midorima crying over a carrot.

Kagami walked back into his apartment and was greeted by the sight of many little kids standing in the middle of his living room; most had their faces covered in syrup and sticky hands.

"Hey…" they all gave Kagami blank looks "well, let's get you guys cleaned up and then we'll do introductions." All the kids just stayed silent and watched Kagami as he awkwardly shuffled past them and signaled for them to follow him once again to the kitchen.

Kagami saw that the messiest kid was Kise so he picked him up first and cleaned his face and washed his hands. Murasakibara followed, then Midorima, and last was Akashi. The only one who hadn't made a mess of himself was Kuroko, and Aomine, well Aomine had probably cleaned himself before he came to Kagami's rescue. After he placed all the dirty plates and utensils in the sink – to wash later – he walked to the living room with the mini-crowd following behind him.

He sat on the couch and the little miracles sat on the floor among the plastic bags.

"So, let's start with introductions." The kids didn't react at all 'shit…' Kagami didn't know why he was so nervous about the little kids. Kagami stayed silent and Aomine got annoyed.

"Well, why don't you start first?" Aomine was eyeing Kagami irritated.

"Right…" Kagami chuckled nervously "my name is Kagami Taiga, I like basketball and I'm 16 years old."

"You are an old man!" Aomine snickered.

"Oh yeah, well how old are you?" Kagami asked flustered.

"I'm four."

"Well, you call me old because you're super young, an old man would be eighty-years-old."

"Meh, anyways; my name is Aomine Daiki and I love basketball." Aomine wanted to stop the useless argument and get the introductions over with.

"Cool, who's next?" Kagami already knew who they all where but he wanted for them to be comfortable around him.

"You for some reason already know my name but so the rest can know as well, I'm Kise Ryouta and I love basketball too!" Kagami smiled at the little blonde.

"I'm Kuroko Tetsuya and I enjoy playing basketball."

"I'm Murasakibara Atsushi and I don't like basketball but I love candy."

"My name is Midorima Shintarou and I enjoy coloring."

"My name is Akashi and I'm the best at everything."

'So he's been like that since he was little…?' Kagami covered his laughter with fake coughing "well, I guess that's it for introductions, if you need me to tell you my name again, just as ok?"

"I'll call you Taiga, old man." Aomine said grinning smugly, and Kagami got pissed, he was about to cuss him out when he remembered he was just a four year old kid.

'Little baby, I'm not and old man, if I'm an old man so are you… you're sixteen too!' Kagami was muttering dumb arguments in his mind 'whatever, he wouldn't know anyways, he's four…' Kagami was scowling at the floor and Aomine started giggling. Kagami looked up at Aomine who was cheekily giggling.

"What is it?" asked Kagami irritated from having to deal with little Aomine without being able to use cuss words.

"It's just that…" Aomine burst into a fit of giggles, after he calmed down he resumed his explanation "… your face looks like you're trying to go potty!" he started giggling again.

'Ugh, little kids…' Kagami smiled "whatever…"

"What's in the bags?" Aomine picked up the bag closest to him and handed it over to Kagami.

"Oh, right!" he mentally smacked himself "this stuff is for you guys, my friend Alex got it for you…"

"Is there candy?" little Murasakibara was eyeing the bag suspiciously hoping he was right.

"Yeah, you want some?"

"Yes!" Murasakibara stepped around the plastic bags and walked towards Kagami.

"Here." Kagami gave Murasakibara a bag of gummy worms. Somewhere in the back of his mind he knew he shouldn't have given the kid candy so early in the morning but since he had no previous experience taking care of little kids he shrugged it off, besides they weren't his kids, if their parents had anything against it they should have done something about it. Murasakibara opened the bag with his teeth and started eating the gummies right away.

"I want some too!" spoke Kise, and all of the sudden Kagami found himself surrounded by a crowd of little rainbow haired brats.

"Hold on, there's plenty for everyone!" Kagami emptied out the contents of the bag on the couch and then the pack of little wild animals attacked, taking anything they liked. "There's also more, she got you guys coloring books and crayons, plus toys." Kagami got up and looked through the bags getting the crayons out and handing them each a pack along with a coloring book.

"Hey kid, trade me books, I want that one." Kagami stared at Aomine trying to trade books with Murasakibara.

"No, I don't like princesses." They purple haired boy turned away from the navy haired boy and opened the book.

"I don't either, how about I give you my candy for it?" at this Murasakibara turned towards Aomine a glint deep in his violet eyes.

"What do you have?"

"I have pocky, you want it?" Aomine waved the box in front of Murasakibara's face.

"Fine, give it already."

"Yessss!" Aomine cheered as he exchanged his princesses coloring book for Murasakibara's cops one.

Kagami just chuckled from the couch watching the childish display Aomine had shown, apparently he had always been cunning like that.

Kagami had cleaned up the mess in the living room and was sitting on the couch watching the little kids color calmly. At some point Murasakibara and Akashi had traded coloring books, it was a little odd but Kagami didn't question it. Who was he to question Akashi wanting to color princesses?

Kagami was bored, he had already cleaned Midorima's accident in the bathroom and had washed the dishes he had used to cook and serve the little miracles. He decided that it was time to get out of the house, he headed towards his room, he grabbed a towel and clean clothes. He took a quick shower and put on the clean clothes; he grabbed his basketball and headed downstairs to the living room.

"Guys, put all the coloring books and crayons on the table, were going to the park." They all put their coloring books and crayons on the table – Akashi seemed a little grumpy having to leave his princesses unattended.

The walk to the park was uneventful, the only noise made were the quiet conversations between the little miracles, Kise's random questions about life and Aomine's casual 'hurry up old man' but nothing out of the ordinary.

When they got to the park Akashi and Kuroko ran towards the swings. Kagami and the rest followed them. Akashi and Kuroko asked Kagami to lift them onto the swings and push them.

Murasakibara and Midorima went on the seesaw and Aomine and Kise settled for playing tag around the park. Kagami took out his phone and started taking pictures of the little kids playing and having fun. Hours passed like this and Kagami hadn't had the chance to play basketball.

"Guys it's getting late and I want to play some basketball… who wants to play before we go home?"

Aomine was the first to step up followed by Kuroko, then Kise and so forth. They were all going to play. Everyone was playing against Kagami. Kagami was going to play nicely against the kids but he allowed himself to show off against the little kids.

Aomine had the ball and was headed to score on Kagami's side of the court when all of the sudden the red-headed teen snatched the ball for him and ran to the other side of the court and dunked.

"Wow! I want to do that too!" exclaimed Kise his eyes sparkling as he reached for the ball that Kagami had picked up.

"Ok." Kagami handed the ball to Kise.

"Now pick me up!" Kise demanded cheerfully and Kagami gave in.

Kagami picked up the little blonde and said blonde dunked the ball cheering.

"Now it's my turn old man!" Aomine demanded as he grabbed the ball that had been forgotten after Kise had dunked it.

"Ok." Kagami picked up Aomine and let him dunk the ball.

"I shall go next." Akashi came up to Kagami with the ball in his hands. Soon Kagami found himself picking up little kids and letting them dunk the ball. Somewhere in the game, some little kids he didn't even know joined in but he didn't question it as long as their parents didn't complain.

The sun was setting and Kagami was tired. Kagami walked home with all the little ones in front of him – and yes he made sure Kuroko was there as well, the little boy was notorious for having the ability to disappear. Just to make sure Kuroko wouldn't be lost Kagami made him hold his hand. Seeing that Kuroko was holding Kagami's hand Kise held his other hand. By the time Kagami was on a street near home, he had little kids latching on to him. Every article of clothing had a little hand attached to it.

Akashi was holding on to the side of his shirt, Midorima to the opposite side of his shirt and Murasakibara to his pant leg. Meanwhile Aomine thought it would be funny to grab onto Kagami's leg and hang on it – resting his butt on his foot.

Meanwhile Aomine was catching a ride on Kagami's foot, Kagami was awkwardly waddling home. The people that were passing by thought that he looked funny so they decided to take pictures.

When Kagami got home he made all of the little monsters let go off him, he struggled with making Aomine let go of him. In the end he had to give him five bucks. When the other kids saw this Kagami had to give them each a buck, they pouted because Aomine had gotten five, but were content with having received money.

The Aomine and Kagami struggle went a little something like this:

"Please Aomine let go." Kagami pleaded, he was tired and just wanted to crash on his couch and rest.

"No, Taiga I like it here." Kagami's eyebrow twitched, if it was grown up Aomine he would have kicked him off his leg and punched him for using his given name, but since he was just a rude little kid he had to deal with this in a reasonable way.

"Want more candy?"

"No."

"How about, a stuffed animal?" asked Kagami desperate, he didn't know why he was so desperate but he was just soooo tired! He wanted to get things over with as quickly as possible.

"No."

"Want a dollar?"

"Two."

"One fifty?"

"Now I want three."

"Fine I'll give you two."

"Make it five and we have a deal."

'You little shit…' thought Kagami in frustration "fine… here." Kagami reached for his wallet and took out a five dollar bill.

"Nice doing business with you." Aomine grinned as he grabbed the five dollar bill and got his butt off Kagami's shoe.

'Stupid little Ahomine…'

Kagami was lying on the couch when little Kise approached him.

"Kagamichii, were bored and Murasakibara is threatening to crush us…"

'What is wrong with these kids? Wait, are all kids this crazy? ' Kagami grumbled slightly as he got up from the couch "wait here, I'll get something to entertain you guys"

Kagami installed his PlayStation 3; he grabbed two inalambric controllers and put on "Call of Duty". It was the simplest game he had for two players. He turned on the controllers and held them as he tried grabbing the attention of all the little ones.

"Ok, I put on a videogame; you all will take turns. Only two people can play at a time." Kagami looked at all the miracles to see if they were paying attention "you'll play paper, scissors, and rock to get the order in which you will play."

As Kagami was going to turn on the lights so they could play the game he saw Aomine heading for the front door, he stopped on his tracks and walked towards the tanned boy.

"Where are you going?" asked Kagami irritated.

"What does it look like?" asked little Aomine annoyed "I'm getting a rock from outside." He sated as if it was the most natural response ever.

"What the hell?" Kagami was exasperated.

"First of all language, I'm four years old you're being a bad influence." Kagami's eyebrow twitched "and second of all, why can't I get a rock?"

"Because you can't!" Kagami didn't know why he had to explain this to the little aho "That's not how you play this game."

"That's not fair!" Aomine protested "how come Akashi gets to use scissors?" he said pointing at the other red head openly holding the scissors Kagami had hidden under his bed. After seeing this, the color in Kagami's face drained.

"Akashi put those scissors down!" Kagami growled as he walked towards the small red-head.

"They're mine!" complained the red-head as his scissors were being taken away from him.

"Look you and Aomine can play first, and when the next turn comes up you guys can decide who goes next and so forth, ok?"

"Fine, but afterwards I want my scissors back; they are my property after all."

"Deal."

With that said the kids went to play.

A couple of hours passed and now it was 11:45. Kagami was ready to put the little miracles to sleep.

"Alright guys turn off the PlayStation, it's late and you guys need to go sleep."

"Nooooooo!" they all complained as they got up from the floor and covered the console protectively from Kagami.

"It's late, come on; if you want you can play tomorrow as well." Offered Kagami, but the miracles refused. Akashi climbed onto Murasakibara's shoulders to seem taller.

"Dare you defy me Kagami?" asked Akashi in superior tone.

'Even as a little kid he's like that…' Kagami was having none of that, he grabbed Akashi from Murasakibara's shoulders "come on, in trying to be nice just go to sleep, here I'll even give you a stuffed animal or a plushy!"

"Fine, let me see." Kagami put Akashi down and searched for the bag with the toys.

"Here, this one is for you." Kagami gave Akashi a lion with a red mane; it had reminded Alex of the fierce teen o she chose to buy it.

Kagami gave Midorima the carrot plushy, Murasakibara a purple bear, Kise a yellow doggie and Kuroko a white kitty.

Kagami tried giving Aomine a blue panther but Aomine didn't want it.

"Here." Kagami offered Aomine a blue panther.

"I don't want that one." Aomine looked away from the red-head's face.

"There's no more, what do you want?" asked Kagami panicky not knowing if the tanned boy actually wanted anything.

"There has to be something else!" pleaded Aomine, doing puppy eyes at the teen "please?" Kagami thought for a while, there was another stuffed animal but it was his. He looked at Aomine, he was still doing puppy eyes so he couldn't resist.

"Fine, but just this once, ok?"

"Yay! Thanks Kagami!" Aomine grinned as he followed Kagami to his room.

Kagami searched through his drawers until he finally found it. Tiga was the little Bengal Tiger stuffed animal that Alex had given him for his birthday a couple of years ago; it held immense sentimental value for the red-headed teen.

"Here, take care of it; it's really important to me, ok?" Kagami kneeled on the floor and handed the precious little tiger to the tanned boy.

"Yes!" exclaimed little Aomine as he held the little tiger flush to his body "it's exactly what I wanted!"

"Ok, well I'm glad it could help you as well, let's go back." Said Kagami as he was heading out the door. Aomine held his arm, being taken by surprise Kagami looked down at the tanned boy.

"Can you give me a piggy back ride please?" asked quietly Aomine looking Kagami in the eyes, Aomine's eyes were big and pleading, it was too much for Kagami.

"Fine, let's go." It was probably the only time he would do it so he decided to agree, besides little Aomine was too cute to say no to.

Aomine excitedly climbed onto Kagami's back as he held onto the little tiger. They walked downstairs into the living room; the little miracles where holding onto the stuffed animals waiting for the red-head to return with Aomine so they could finally go to sleep.

The clock struck 12:00.

Now all the generation of miracles turned back to normal, everyone was speechless.

They all kept their memories of what they had done all day. All of their eyes had been focused on Kagami but then they felt really awkward and looked away. Kuroko decided to break the uncomfortable silence once for all, so he spoke first.

"Kagami-kun thank you for the great night and taking care for us, it is very late and I will be heading home now."

"No problem Kuroko, you're welcome." With that said Kuroko held his stuffed animal closer and headed for the door.

"Thanks for last night and today Kagamichii!" said Kise as he headed towards the door "if you need anything just ask, I'd like to repay you for your kindness." Kise held his yellow dog stuffed animal as he left waving to Kagami and everyone else.

"Yeah, no problem Kise."

"I will be heading home now, thank you for your hospitality and I shall see you later nanodayo." Midorima bowed slightly and headed towards the door "once again thank you and sorry for the inconvenience." With that said he left clutched the carrot closer to him, if anyone would ask him he would just say it was his lucky item, Takao would have probably made fun of him for that.

"Kaga-chin, thanks for the breakfast and all the nice things, I like you now!" with that said Murasakibara headed towards the door "bye!" and just like that the purple giant was gone along with his purple bear.

"Kagami, I will visit later to properly thank you for taking care of me for the day, now if you excuse me I will be taking my leave, as you can see its rather late and my parents will be worried." Akashi quickly retrieved his scissors "I almost forgot these, well, so long." Akashi left with his lion and pair of scissors.

As soon as the house was empty Kagami remembered that a certain tanned idiot was still clinging to him.

"What the hell!" Kagami tried to swing at Aomine but he was still clinging to the red-head. "Get the fuck off me bastard!"

Aomine nuzzled into Kagami's neck and murmured to him in a sleepy tone.

"Don't wanna~. Take me to bed, I'm sleepy~." Kagami blushed and became pissed at the tanned teen.

"Like hell I will!" Kagami tried to shake the idiot off but failed miserably "go to your fucking house aho!"

"Nah, I like it here~." Aomine nuzzled more into Kagami's neck "youwer so nice to me today… just let me spend the night~."

Kagami gave up on trying kicking out the man-child; he walked to the door –with Aomine still on his back – and turned off the lights and locked his door.

"You can sleep on the couch for tonight." Kagami walked towards the couch and tried to sake Aomine off to drop him on the couch.

"Don't wanna~" whined Aomine in Kagami's ear with a sleepy voice "take me to your room I wanna sleep on your fluffy bed~."

'Ugh, this bitch…' Kagami cursed the tanned idiot on his back as he walked to his room. He kicked the door ajar and walked into the room; he stopped right in front of his bed. "Get off."

"Yay!" with that said Aomine got off Kagami and jumped face down on the red-head's bed, enjoying the smell of Kagami on the pillows and sheets.

The red-head turned around.

"I'm going to sleep on the couch." Grumbled Kagami silently, not to be heard by Aomine, but Aomine did. Kagami was about to walk away but Aomine caught him by the wrist.

"Noooooooooo! Stay!" Aomine pulled Kagami onto the bed and cuddled him affectionately.

"Ahomine let go!"

'Never…' Aomine nuzzled Kagami breathing in his scent "no way, you're warm." Hopefully his excuse was good enough to make the red-head stay.

"I'll get you a blanket, let go."

"No, just give in… let's go to sleep…" this Aomine was reminding Kagami of the childish Aomine Kagami had to deal with the whole day.

At last Kagami stopped struggling and gave in; he was too tired to argue with the overgrown child. He would get him back in the morning when he had regained his strength. He would probably kick Aomine off the bed and piss him off; he would just pretend to be asleep to avoid his wrath.

*Epilogue*

Aomine and the Generation of Miracles kept the money Kagami had given them… plus the stuffed animals.

Murasakibara would come and visit him with Himuro and always ask him for candy, remembering how Kagami had pampered him.

Akashi came back for his princesses coloring book and thanked him properly.

Kuroko decided that he would definitely party with Kagami again for the nice treatment the day after.

Midorima didn't know why but he was really attached to the carrot Kagami had given him, - it was most likely because of what he had done to the other carrot in his drunken state…

And Kise visits Kagami in the morning sometimes to get some of Kagami's awesome breakfast.

Aomine ended up convincing Kagami to go out and now they're dating…

THE END!

== A.N. ==

Isn't Kagami an awesome mom? (at least I think so...)

Was that any good?

I hope it was at least entertaining and funny.

Sorry about the length but I didn't want to split it into two different chapters because it would disrupt the flow and would stop it from being a one-shot (the story was over 8k+ by the way…)

Thank you for reading the entire story (have some cyber-candy!)

Tiga was a small stuffed Bengal Tiger I had when I was little and was raising my pet cat Kitty so I thought that I should use her as Kagami's stuffed animal with sentimental value as well… little trivia about the author~ (I know it was unnecessary but I thought it would be nice to share a little with my readers, no?)

Please review (it really helps) anything is welcomed!

Have a nice day (or night) and see you later!

If you have any ideas for the other letter I'd like to your opinion!