I still do not own Wall-E, so on we go. What did Auto do when he got bored? Hmm.
2. Dusty
For all the dumb things they have done, I will say this. The human who created what they call the "Internet" is a genius. This is the perfect form of entertainment for someone who is confined to one room at all times. And it was on the Internet that my existence changed and truly became a life.
The site was called the "AxiomFFarchive" I believe it is a library of digital files that people read instead of books. That is what I did anyway. For several days I did this. Then I finally got the nerve to create my own user account.
I used a fake name, since I had heard that I was the most hated thing in existence, more so than any other robot or human. I flicked through all of the Axiom's files to make sure I did not use a name that belonged to someone else. Eventually, I settled on one that sounded very different from anything I had ever heard. I decided to call myself "Meldir Saeran".
I posted feedback "reviews" on several of the files and even added some to a "Favorites" section of my account. Then I began getting responses to my reviews. Most of them were somewhere along the lines of "Thank you very much." I got into a bad habit of not reading these. But then, one day, one of these messages caught my eye. It said something about imagining me in "anime", whatever that was. I typed a response, which read
AUTO: What is anime?
It turned out anime was a type of art enjoyed by humans. But that did not grab my attention as much as when she addressed me as Auto, not Meldir.
The girl, who was named Dusty, told me that she was a very big "fan" of me
Long boring story short, Dusty and I became very good friends very fast. Little did I know, Dusty would teach me some of the most important things I would ever learn.
Yes, yes, I know, it is short. Not much is happening right now. Trust me though. The chapters WILL get longer as more stuff happens. Please R&R, and tell me what the sequel to Wall-E should be about.