Rules 13-24
13: When you're tired and can't make it to your own quarters make sure you aren't collapsing to the floor...
(I almost got squashed by Jolt when this happened!)
(I knew I shouldn't have attempted to stay up all night..)
(Collapsing randomly in the middle of the rec. room from lack of sleep freaks mechs out!)
14: Don't play the following songs in front of mechs..
I Can Transform ya-Chris Brown
(Optimus finds it creepy the way he was referred to in the song...)
(Gee whiz dude!)
Sweet Little Bumblebee-Bambi
(I DEMAND THIS SONG TO BE ALLOWED! EVEN BEE AGREES!)
(JUST BECAUSE IT ANNOYS YOU MECHS DOESN'T MEAN BEE AND I CAN JAM TO IT!)
Transformers Theme-Black Lab
(The line where it says Megatron, the 'bots all ready their weapons and look around frantically for said mech)
(IT'S A 'SLAGGIN SONG GUYS!)
15: Don't let Jazz near my iPod...
(He played ALL my songs over the intercom at base...)
(Me. Got. In. Trouble.)
(I DIDN'T DO IT RATCHET!)
16: Don't show the 'bots or 'cons fanfiction...
(Almost self explanatory...)
(I was reading the one called 'A Slave to Love' by MissCHSparkles..)
(EVERYONE glitched or began calling certain 'cons rapists...)
(I ran around screaming RAPIST! MEGZ'S IS A RAPIST!)
(Yup... That's just me...)
17: Don't draw pictures of mechs with random OCs of yours...
(I posted them on Deviantart)
Here's a list of the mechs I drew with a femme OC:
Ratchet
Ironhide
Optimus
Megatron
Skywarp
Starscream
Bumblebee
(Let's just say I was chased down by an angry mob of 'cons and 'bots who joined alliances to deal with me... The insane Transfan techno-organic...)
18: Don't insult mechs with their swear words and/or human...
WHY YOU GLITCHING SON OF A MOTHER FRAGGER! YOU BETTER DAMN WELL GIVE ME MY IPOD BACK!
(Can you guess who took it?)
19: NEVER STEAL MY IPOD!
(I go on a rampage when I find my iPod off my dock)
(I found three young mechs in the rec. room, screaming about their eyes being ruined...)
(Oh... I think I know what they saw... TF slash...)
20: DON'T SHOW SLASH OR YAOI TO MECHS!
(As funny as it may seem, DON'T DO IT!)
(Some are deeply offended by the content on the pics...)
(The one I have of Megz raping Optimus... Umm... THAT WAS MY FRIEND'S PIC! SHE PUT IT ON MY IPOD!)
21: Don't even try to explain Earthen holidays to the 'bots
(Do you know how many of them don't understand in the first ten explanations?)
(All I remember hearing is Ratchet talking about 'slaggin Earth customs...)
(IT'S ALMOST MANDATORY RATCH!)
(AND NO MORE MOCKING SANTA, THE EASTER BUNNY, OR ANY OTHER HOLIDAY RELATED PEOPLE!)
22: Did you say coffee?
COFFEE!
No, you don't young lady. That stuff can mess with your processor.
RATCHET! I CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT MY CAFFEINE FILLED COFFEE!
That just proves my point...
Damn you Ratchet...
23: No practicing Karate in the rec. room
(I knocked over how many things, broke a lot of human things...)
(I also did a nasty roundhouse kick to Galloway's side...)
(He collapsed instantly as I laughed hysterically)
(Even when Ratch had him I the med bay, I could see a slight smirk on his facial plates)
(YES! ANGELICA DOES IT AGAIN!)
24: Don't watch the following movies with 'bots...
Cars
(They think that their messed up Cybertronians...)
Real Steel
(They semi-sentient robots in it confuse them in ways I don't even know!)
(Well, at least I had fun explaining the human version of robotics to them)
Transformers (any of the movies or TV series)
(It creeps the mechs out when or of them dies... Or gets hurt)
(Bumblebee was scarred for life when he saw himself being tortured by S7... I cried)
(Jazz put his face in his servos to hide the pure torture of watching himself getting ripped in half by Megz... Me as him had the same idea except I screamed...)
(All of the mechs yelled angrily when the femme bots died in ROTF... XD)
(Poor Optimus... I cried and cried when he went offline... He looked at me like I actually cares about him, which I did... OMP!)
(Ironhide destroyed the TV when I cried over his death...)
(WE WERE GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!)