Theme 70- 67%
A/N: This was somthing that just came to me as I was reading through the themes. So I hope you guys like it and REVIEW PLEASE :D
Disclaimer: I dont own the labyrinth or any of its characters and I also used some of the questions from real quizes out there so i don't own some of the questions either
"You're crazy! I could be a way better ruler than you are" yelled Sarah for perhaps the 60th time during the 30 minute argument she had been having with the goblin king.
"Listen precious, I am the king and therefore only I know how much I sacrifice for my kingdom and it's insulting that you would think otherwise. Now let's stop this madness and do something perhaps more entertaining. I for one can think of several entertaining possibili-"
"Don't you dare finish that sentence off. I've had it up to here with you" she exclaimed holding her right hand over her head.
"It's not my fault you find me irresistible" said Jareth with his signature smirk in place
"You know what? I think I could even be a better man than you!" and that was it. The goblet had been thrown and the king never backed away from a challenge.
"And I suppose you have a away to prove this declaration"
"As a matter of fact, I do!" soon Sarah was typing 'Gender Quizzes' in 'Google' and opened up a page with lots of questions which could supposedly determine a person's gender.
Gender Quiz- Sarah
1) What gender do you think you are?
•Girl
Boy
Boy outside but a woman on the inside
I'm kind of both genders
2) Favourite colour?
Pink
Pastels
Blue
•Dark blue
Yellow
Anything dark
3) What do you think of dirt?
•Dirt's good! It makes my roses grow.
Dirt's good! It makes worms grow. I fish with worms.
Dirt's great! When it rains, it makes mud
Dirt's disgusting! It's full of germs and bacteria
4) What's your favourite sport out of these 2?
•Football
Volleyball
None
5) Favourite dance style out of these four?
Salsa
•Techno
Waltz
Mambo
At the last question Jareth laughed out loud which was a rarity in itself
"That's because you have two left feet" he laughed before getting smacked with a cushion.
Sarah continued without commenting but not before giving him the I'm-really-trying-not-to-kill-you-so-try-not-to-piss-me-off look
6) The one thing you can't live without is...
Phone
Hand bag
Glitter
Mirror
•Video games
Beer
An enjoyable toilet environment
"Stop snorting at me! You know I love 'Burnout Revenge'" she protested but Jareth continued his disapproving looks
7) Do you wear make-up?
No way, I'm a guy!
No
•Just a little
Yeah
Yes!
Just eyeliner
8) On a scale from one to five, how bothered are you about your clothes?
1
2
•3
4
5
Sarah clicked the submit button.
Results-
54% male
46% female
'You are in contact with both your feminine and masculine side' the results page said.
"You're turn" Sarah put her laptop in Jareth's lap and he began the quiz
Gender Quiz- Jareth
1) What gender do you think you are?
Girl
•Boy
Boy outside but a woman on the inside
I'm kind of both genders
2) Favourite colour?
Pink
Pastels
Blue
•Dark blue
Yellow
Anything dark
3) What do you think of dirt?
Dirt's good! It makes my roses grow.
Dirt's good! It makes worms grow. I fish with worms.
Dirt's great! When it rains, it makes mud
•Dirt's disgusting! It`s full of germs and bacteria
4) What's your favourite sport out of these 2?
Football
Volleyball
•None
"These are not sports," Jareth felt the need to mention
"I like sword fighting"
"Sure" came the sarcastic reply
5) Favourite dance style out of these four?
Salsa
Techno
•Waltz
Mambo
6) The one thing you can't live without is...
Phone
Hand bag
•Glitter
Mirror
Video games
Beer
An enjoyable toilet environment
7) Do you wear make-up?
No way, I'm a guy!
•No
Just a little
Yeah
Yes!
Just eyeliner
"Ahem! Don't lie!"
"Sarah it's not make-up and its only there to mark my position in the Underground"
"I don't care goblin king! There is colour on your eyelids and you wear lip gloss so make that a yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Got you!"
Jareth mumbled under his breath in annoyance but ticked yes anyway
7) Do you wear make-up?
No way, I'm a guy!
No
Just a little
•Yeah
Yes!
Just eyeliner
8) On a scale from one to five, how bothered are you about your clothes?
1
2
3
4
•5
As Jareth clicked submit his heart was ready to jump out of his chest and to him Sarah's Internet connection slowed down extremely at that point.
Results-
67% female
33% male
'You tend to be very feminine at times' the results sais
"WHAT!"
Sarah fell off the sofa and stared rolling around in laughter hardly able to breath
"This is machine of yours is crazy and is getting bogged!"
"I-hahaha-told you Jareth-hahahaha-67%-hahaha-"
By the end of that day what was left was a hysterical Sarah and an extremely crabby king who was still cursing the foul machine which had the nerve to call Jareth feminine.
A/N: That was it folks. Please review... Everyone who reviews gets a virtual Jareth kiss (I know you guys secretly want them) :D