Chap. 2 Goku

(Goku enters room and sits down in chair)

VOICE: know your star know your stars know your stars know your stars

GOKU: Huh? Who said that?

VOICE: Goku…he's anorexic.

GOKU: Huh? What's anorexic?

VOICE: It means you never eat anything

GOKU: That's stupid, I eat all the time, just this morning I had 6 pizzas, 12 hamburgers, 17 hot dogs, and 20 pounds of chicken.

VOICE: Wow, first Vegeta is in denial about his anger issues, and now you're in denial about your eating disorder.

GOKU: I don't have an eating disorder.

VOICE: Riiiiiiight, anyways, Goku…he's plotting to kill all his friends and take over the world.

GOKU: WHAT! I would never do that, what's wrong with you?

VOICE: Goku…he's in cahoots with Stewie to take over the world.

GOKU: who the hell is Stewie?

(Stewie appears out of nowhere)

STEWIE: I'm Stewie, and one day I shall take over the world and destroy my mother Lois.

GOKU: Oh great, first an insane voice and now an insane baby.

STEWIE: How dare you you stupid Neanderthal, I shall kill you.

(Stewie pulls out huge gun and fires at Goku, who deflects it easily)

STEWIE: BLAST! (Leaves)

GOKU: What was the point of that?

VOICE: there wasn't one that was totally pointless. YAY FOR POINTLESSNESS!

GOKU: Okay now I'm positive that there's something wrong with you.

VOICE: anyways, Goku…he wants to quite martial arts in favor of being a pop star.

GOKU: WHAT! I not gonna quit martial arts to be a pop stars, I don't even like pop stars.

VOICE: Goku…he wants to kill all the pop stars so he'll be the only popstar left.

GOKU: Okay, now you're just being crazy, 1. I don't want to be a pop star , and 2. I don't want to kill any off them.

VOICE: But you just said you don't like them.

GOKU: That doesn't mean I want to kill them you wacko

(Suddenly, the animaniacs appear)

WAKKO: She's not Wacko, I'm Wakko.

YAKKO: I'm Yakko.

DOT: And I'm Dot, the amazingly cute one

(Then the security guard guy A/N: Does anyone remember this guys name? comes in and chases the warners away)

GOKU: (stares blankly for a few seconds then looks up) more pointlessness?

VOICE: You got it my anorexic friend.

GOKU: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT ANOREXIC!

VOICE: damn, you sayians and your denial.

GOKU: This has got to be the stupidest thing that has ever happened to me.

VOICE: Really? What about the time you were attacked by insane rapid fangirls?

GOKU: What? That has never happened to me, and what's a fangirl anyway?

(A million fangirls appear and start screaming when they see Goku, Goku screams like a little girl gets up and runs, fangirls chase after him)

VOICE: Now you know Goku…the anorexic sayian who's going to take over the world.

(Goku comes running by still being chased by fangirls)

GOKU: I'M NOT ANOREXIC!

VOICE: Still in denial I see.

Okay…next up…Gohan, please review me and give me some ideas. Thank you to Chelso for reviewing chap. 1.