'Ello
Red: whussap bois
My hyped neighbours: FERDAAAAAAA-
Red: ..damnit..
My hyped neighbours: BOOOOOIS-
Red: jesus
Jesus: u called
Red: DAMNIT JESUS WHY U ALWAYS ANNOYING ME
Jesus: haha lol 'cause people worship me
Red: you are a troll
Fuckers: yoooo
Red: DAMMIT THE FUCKERS ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN
Fuckers: you need a plooooot
Plot: *is here*
Red: muhahahha I was prepared
Everyone: for once
Plot: so do I just stand here or...
Red: ...
Red: SQUAD
Squad: 'ello
Red: PARTY TIMEEEEE
*AT DEH PARTY*
Thunderbird: *drunk* hey people who wants a cake slice of
Otter: *also drunk* haha you mean of slice cake
Joebug: *also also drunk* you mean slice cake of
Red: *also also also drunk* you mean of cake slice
Ash: *also also also also drunk* get it right it's a cake of slice
Sofie: *is drunk but actually has sense* goddammit people it's a slice of cake
Literally everyone: oooooohhhh
Sofie: JOEBUG PUT DOWN THE KNIFE
Joebug: but I wanna cut deh cake
Red: why do we even have cake here
Otter: lol why not
Joebug: BUT I WANNA CUT DEH CAKE
Sofie: *is somewhat frightened* just... put down the knife
Joebug: NOOOOOOO *cuts cake violently*
Thunderbird: YAS *is showered in cake crumbs*
Ash: oh okay
Red: *steals half of the cake and shoves it down her throat*
Otter: *steals other half*
Joebug: INTRUDERZ *steals cake back from Otter and makes Red cough up her half*
Red: *flops*
Ash: wot n' tarnation
Jesus: wot n' salvation
My weird-ass math teacher: wot n' education
Destiny/Black Ops people: wot n' PlayStation (yes I understand Black Ops can be Xbox but PlayStation is better)
Health geeks: wot n' hydration
Meme council: WOT N' THE WORLD OF DEAD MEMES
Red: nuuu I'm bringing it back bud
Law: that is against the law
Red: haha fuck off
Otter: *cracks open a cold one*
Thunderbird: yooooo sauce me one
Otter: *tosses Thunderbird a budweiser*
Thunderbird: haha u just got snatched bud *reveals like twenty ounces of corona*
Ash: is this safe
Sofie: no
Joebug: yes
Red: twelve
Otter: *is swinging from the chandelier* 'MURICA
Red: DAMMIT OTTER
Thunderbird: *no scopes otter* mehehhhahhahah gotcha
Otter: nuuuuu daddy ugh
Sofie: wat
Ash: that was some high quality noise you just made unfortunately
Red: woah guys keep it pg
Ash: says the one who swears like 24/7
Red: I don't fucking swear
Red: shit
Ash: you also yell a lot
Red: WHAT SINCE WHEN
Joebug: *steals all the food*
Everyone but Joebug: NUUUUUUUUU
Joebug: oh shit
Everyone else: *doggy piles on Joebug*
Joebug: *teleports away*
Red: DAMMIT PEOPLE
THX M8 GR8 NO H8