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Suzuki-Ok,this would be my second chapter

Sakura:I sounded soooo emo in the first chapter!!!

Sasuke:I sound whimpy

Tsunade:You spelled my name wrong!!

Suzuki-Hai Hai,gomen

Neji:I'm in this chapter?

Suzuki-Yeppers,now say it!

All:Suzuki-sama doesn't own us,because if she did,hell would freeze over and they would change the red to hot pink and put sparkles everywhere!With Bunnies!!

Suzuki-sweatdropThanks,and everyone….Er..Enjoy!!

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"Neh,Shishou,me and Ryo-chan have to go shopping,supplies and clothes," she giggled.

Tsunade just nodded,kinda pissed off that that piece of paper hit her in the face.Sakura waved and dissappeard.

"OMG,that dress is soooo cute!" she yelled pointing at a white chinese styled dress.Sakura sighed.

"Ryo,you have the same one except your's red,"Sakura answered,sweatdropping.

"Kuraaaaa!!!But it's not the same design!!!"Ryoku whined.All of the sudden,the ground started to rumble.A blur of black and white whizzed passed them.Sakura and Ryoku eyes widen.They were going to be trampled by Sasuke's fan girls.The the looked at each other and

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they screamed and tried to get away before the fan girls trample them.Just in time,they ran into a weapon shop.As you guessed,Ten Ten Owns it!Huffing and wheeze,the girls slide down onto the floor.Before them was Ten Ten in a cute green chinese-ish dress.

"May I help you two?" she asked.Peering at the girls that were wheezing for their life.The pink haired one answered since the black haired one looked traumatized.

"Need-huff-some-puff-more-huff-Kunais-puff"she wheezed out.

"Alright,this way"she said,directing them to the back of the store.Just then Neji walked in.And just then,Sakura's ears popped out.It was her cat ears.It was a healing jutsu went wrong at Ryoku's place.It was jutsu that puts puts animals out of pain,which means it gets kill without really going through death, and both girls got a part wrong,so,from time to time,when they really like something,their ears and tail pop out.It seemed harmless enough!But when doing the jutsu with the Matsuro family cat,it back fired abit,but now they have cat ears and a tail.Sakura squeaked and covered her ears with her hand.Neji looked over and gave her a weird look.Sakura squeaked again and smile apologetically still hiding her ears.Ryoku gave Sakura weird look.Then some relization came over her,he mouth made a shimmery "O" because of her lip gloss,her Saphire eyes were like plates,and she looked like she was about to faint.Sakura like Neji.All of the sudden,Sakura's tail popped out,swishing from side to side.Sakura was blushing abit,a tint of pink over the bridge of her nose over to her cheeks.

"Kura,um..tail"Ryoku whispered.Sakura turned a dark red.She hid behind Ryoku and tried to get ride of her car like traits.Neji was staring at her tail that was swishing side to side.Ryoku stepped over to the left,Sakura's blush deepened ten folds and her tail was still there,her ears were visable also.Neji started to make his way over to her,Sakura put her hand over her ears,and laughed a nerous laugh.Ten Ten looked amused.Sakura gave a little squeak when Neji put his hand on her ears and started rubbing them(like what Kagome did with Inuyasha).Sakura was prepared for Neji to jump and yelled

"Holy shit!They're Real!!"

But nothing came.Her ears twitched,her tail still swaying,but Neji said nothing but just kept on petting her ears.After about,half an hour,Sakura was getting abit ticked off.Ten Ten still looked amused,and Ryoku already bought their Kunais and some extra scrolls.Finally,she bursts!

"Okay,do I look like a cat to you?" she said,not noticing that she infact did look like a cat.

"Yes,"Neji said simply.Sakura started to fume.Screw that,she was fumying about 15 minutes ago.So,

She jumped on him.

Yep,she jumped on the all famous scary Hyuuga Neji's back.Neji just slipped his hand under her legs and walked off with her.Ryoku sweatdropped,thanked TenTen,and left to find her friend that got taken away by the Cocoa brown haired man.TenTen just watched as they go,with a bigger sweatdrop.

"Come again!"Ten Ten Yelled after her.

"Will Do!"Ryoku yelled back.Argggh!Now she had to track Sakura.And she had no clue where the heck she was going.Great….. 'Hm..Sakura grew up here,so she would come back on her own..now.Time to get that dress!'Ryoku thought.

With Sakura,it wasn't that great either.Sure Neji was hot.Sure his body was as hard as a rock.Sure he was smart.Sure he was from a big clan.Ok.Sure,he was PERFECT! But that doesn't mean she was enjoying this.(Or was she?raises an eyebrow)Ok,she was enjoying his body,but that doesn't mean he had to know!HeHe.She was failing her arms,screaming,screeching,but he just wouldn't let her go.She was deffinatly attracting attention,but he still wouldn't let go.Huffing,Sakura sank into Neji's back.That who thing was tiring,not to mention she didn't get enough sleep.All of the sudden,she heard:

"Hyuuga,why do you have a girl on your back?"

Her black ears perked up.Her tail,again,was swishing from side to side.But her hope was crushed when she saw it was no other then Sasuke.Sasuke raised his delicate eyebrow.

"To be exact,why do you have a neko-chan on your back?"

Sakura stiffened.All of the sudden her ears and tailed dissappeared.Seeming that her tail and ears only come out when she is please or happy,or just likes whatever she saw.Just now,she was pissed.She was NOT A NEKO! Ok,so it was that dumb back firing jutsu,but SHE WAS NOT A NEKO!Ok,so she had ears and a tail,BUT SHE ISNT A NEKO!(I think you guys get the point…OHHH a flying monkey!!!!Sakura was telling the truth!!!)

Sakura glared at Sasuke,daring him to go on.Sasuke,being the dense idiot in my fanfic didn't get the message

"Neh Neko-chan,where did your ears go?"he tauntingly.

"That's it !Let me at him!!!"Sakura screeched.Trying to jump at him.Except Neji wouldn't let her get off,plus,if he did,he'd probably drop her…

"Uchiha,I suggest you stop it with the Neko-chan,or she'll probably claw your eyes out."

Sakura was fuming. 'How dare that bastard?!'she fumed.Alright,if she was going to be known as a neko,then might as well act like one.She grinned evily,hehe.

Sakura started mewing.Then,she licked Neji's neck.Neji's usual stoic face turned to one full of surprise and embarassment.Sakura giggled inwardly.Neji dropped her on the ground.She mewed in protest.But afterwards,she just got up and headed back to the hotel.Neji was left stunned and Sasuke looked like he saw hell freeze over. 'Did that girl LICK Hyuuga?!'

When Sakura got back,the hotel room was filled with dresses,jeans,t-shirts,and skirts.She sweatdropped.Not really caring at the moment,she dropped herself on her bed and fall asleep.Ryoku went out to look for a job,buying all those outfits meaning less money and less money means she needs to get a job if she wants more outfits and if she wanted her ears intact when Sakura was going to scream bloody murderer.

……or she could ask her parents to send some money over….

Yeah,she'll just ask them to send some. She was their PRIZED daughter.Poofing out a scroll,she wrote:

Mother,and Father,

How are you doing? Right now I'm in Konoha, for their new years tournment.But since I was being me, I had to buy all of these dresses and outfits so I was wondering if you could send some money? I would have gotten a job but I'm use to being a housewife girl instead of the one holding the income. Thanks for your time.

Your Daughter

Matsuro Ryoku

'Yoooosh!' she thought as she sent the letter off with the bird, 'More Shopping!'

But all of the sudden, Mist Ninja appeared before her.

"Matsuro Ryoku,"the one in front of her said.

"Hm..I think I know my own name..Or do I?,"she said back.

The Mist ninjas' sweat dropped and dropped anime style on the ground. The villagers went inside store to seek safety for this soon to be fight. A flash of red was to be seen and a tattoo of love was seen at one of the nearby windows.

"So…what cha want from meh?" Ryoku asked.

"You have out most of our ANBU ninja in the hospital with a coma! What do you think we want?! A Tea Party?!" he yelled, his voice dripping in sarcasm. But Ryoku wasn't listening, she was abit busy looking at another chinese styled dress. The Mist Ninja sweat drops again and falls back down on the ground anime style.

Suddenly, one of them threw a kunai at her, swiftly, without even seeing her, she disappeared and slid behind the ninja with a kunai pressed to his throat.

"Unless you want to die, I suggest you scram," she said, venom dripping from her tone of voice. The Mist Ninja shivered. Gaara and the other sand nins looked impressed.

'She moved fast,' Gaara thought. Temari was smirking, 'Chea! Girls are soooo much better then boys!' Kankour was just there.

"We'll be back, Matsuro Ryoku, just you wait," the leader threatened.

"Hm..and monkeys will fly," she shot back, reading the words on the t-shirt in the store window. Temari bursted out laughing. Ryoku looked up and grinned at her. As the Mist nins left, Ryoku bounced up to Temari like a hyperactive puppy and said

"Hi! I'm Ryoku!"

"Hey Ryoku, I'm Temari , this is Gaara, and that make- up wearing idiot over there is Kankuro!"

"Yeah yeah whatever Temari." Kankuro said with a hint of anger in his voice.

Ryoku looked at Temari.

"Neh, Temari, Wanna help me shop? " Ryoku peered up at Temari, looking as cute as a button..

"Oh mi gawd,your soooo kawwii!!!!!!!!!" she squealed,hugging Ryoku.Ryoku was enjoying the attention,but when her eyes landed on Gaara,her cat ears popped up.White fluffy little kitty ears.

"EEP!" she squeaked,putting her hands over her ears trying to hide them.Gaara raised an eyebrow.. 'Was that cat ears?' he thought to himself. Temari just thought she look even more cute with a cat ears and a little blush over the bridge of her nose.Then her white fluffy tail popped out, sway side to side. Ryoku took a breath of defeat and decided to just let them see it,they already saw it,whats the point of hiding? Putting her hands down,her ears twitched ,her tail kept on swaying,and her nose wiggled like a rabbit.Chea,wrong move.

"YOURS SOOOOOOOOOOO KAWWWIIIIIi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Temari screech,hugging the living shit out of the girl.Ryoku began clawing for air.

"Emergency.I.Cant.Breathe."Ryoku wheezed.Temari finally let go of the poor girl.Her tail was still swaying,ears twitching.Seeing a flash of long cocoa , Ryoku stalked off,leaving Gaara looking at her waying behind ,and Temari squealing about adopting her.

"Reow!" Ryoku mewed and jumped on Neji's back.Neji,who was not expecting that,fell flat on his face.And poor him,Naruto was there.He was laughing like a maniac.

"HAHAHAHAHAA! The famous Neji got his face pancaked to the floor!"Naruto laughed.

Ryoku sweatdropped.Neji just looked pissed off.

"Who the Fuck are you?" he asked,very pissed off.

"Erm…I'm….."Ryoku figets,trying to think of a lie.Neji looked amused at her antics.

"Yeah,who are you?" he pressed on.

"I'm the ……….."

"………………….."

"…..Toothfairy!!!" she yelled.Neji sweatdropped..it took that long to make up that?

"A toothfairy with ears and a tail?"Neji asked.

"Erm…."

"..yeah…"

"I'm the kitty toothfairy!!! My name would be…Neko-chan!"Ryoku squeaked.Neji Sweetdropped.

Was today Idiots-attack-Neji-day?Neji signed and turned..what a loooooong day…

OMG!!! I hope you guys liked it! It's kinda getting outta story..but..dont worry..I'll try to make it sad and atad sappy and back with emo sakura!! Unless you guys like it like this..

R&R!!!!

-Suzu-chan!

Sakura-I sound like a total idiot

Neji-YOU!

Sakura-yea?

Neji-YOU LICKED ME!!!

Sakura-..I was forced..

Everyone looks at Suzuki.

Suzuki-er…Kakashi-kun!!!!races over to Kakashi

Sakura-Did our write just run away?

Neji-Yep..and it was sad…..