Me: See Chapter 1 for disclaimer
Sakura: DAMN IT NEPO DO THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER.
Me: Hell no i told them i would only do it once and i never go back on my word thats my ninja way.
Naruto: HEY THATS MY LINE!
Me: Heh heh sorry i got carr-
Sakura: SHUT UP AND DO TH FUCKING DISCLAIMER OR ILL GET SASUKE ON YOU!
Me: NOOOOOOOO! Please keep the gay emo boy away from me! (Hides behind a statue)
Sakura: oh Sasuke-kun! (Runs to find the little prick)
Naruto: Quick get on with the story while shes gone!
Me: on it
Naruto leapt back into the contenders box right beside Gaara. Both of them locked eyes and stared at each other for a solid five minutes with out blinking. Finally the procter Genma called for Gaara and Sasuke's match. Gaara vanished in a whirlwind off sand and appered ready to fight.
"If Sasuke Uchiha is not here within the next five minutes he will be disqualified." At this the crowd booed and hissed.
"Hokage-sama," the 'Kazekage' spoke. "Many of the daimyos came here to see the Uchiha fight. Maybe you should delay his fight til the end."
"No Kazekage-sama. If on a battlefield the Uchiha was called for reinforcements and he showed up late the entire battle would be lost." The Hokage spoke up using a jutsu to magnify his voice "Sasuke Uchiha is disqualified. Gaara no Sabaku is the winner. On with the next match."
(I could care less about the other matches so they are the same as before)
"Final Match Gaara vs Naruto Uzumaki"
Gaara appered ready to go and Naruto jumped down Assassin's Creed style and landed much like a cat. He stood up and got ready to fight. However before the procter got a chance to start the match, gay emo boy and cyclops showed up.
"Sorry were late. Now Naruto get back up into the stands this is Sasukes fight." Kakashi said.
"Hatake you better get your ass of the field before i make you." Naruto said with a look that promised pain.
"Naruto i am your superior obey my orders and let Sasuke fight this thing." Bad choice of words. Naruto erupted into his fox cloak with three tails and he looked perfectly in control.
"You dare insult one of my Jinchuriki bretheren in front of me!" Naruto yelled. In the blink of an eye Naruto uppercut Kakashi hard. Just as he was about to land a Naruto clone emerged from the ground and kicked Kakashi sky high. At the highest point of the ascension two figures appered beside one in a yellow flash the other from a crystal mirrior.
The two yelled in perfect unison, "KNOW YOUR PLACE!" (from the Rosario + Vampire manga/anime good show and good read check it out :D) and kicked him toward the ground at high speed. When the two landed they saw the blonde knucklehead and a beautiful girl land with what looked like snowflakes falling around them.
"You know Haku-hime that was some entrance. You got here sooner than expected." Naruto said.
"I missed my sweet fox." she said as she wrapped her arms around her and kissed him. Hinata, Ino, Hana, Kurenai, Tsunade, and Anko are boiling with rage and jealousy.
Story break!
For those of you who are wondering how Haku is alive well ill tell you now.
Naruto had just finished training his tree climbing exercise but he was still a little pissed off about what Inari had said. Add in to the fact that Kakashi had pretty much straight up and told Tazuna and Tsunami that he lied just to attract attention to himself.
Damn sensei doesn't teach me or Banshee shit yet he finds the time to help Sasgay with anything and everything."DAMN IT!" he yelled as he smashed his fist into the bark of the tree leaving a good sized dent in it. At that moment he fell to the ground to rest up a bit.
Elsewhere in the forest, Haku was picking herbs for Zabuza after his run in Kakashi. She heard a voice yell out "DAMN IT!" and looked at the direction it came from she followed the noise until she came across a clearing with a boy in an orange jumpsuit. She looked around and saw kunai lodged into the trees and one tree with a fist sized dent in it. She took a closer look at the boy and saw that his shirt was torn to shreds and his pants had rips and tears in it.
Upon closer inspection she saw the scar that he was supposed to have a genjutsu over to cover them up. Some were shallow and could have easily been from training accidents but others were deep like someone had ran a sword through him and then there were those that were branded on saying things like DEMON BRAT or MONSTER.
She couldnt believe her eyes. Here was a boy no older than 13 and he looked like he had undergone Iwa's human-rights violating torture methods and lived. She started to tear up but she shook her head and reminded herself that he was the enemy. But strangly she felt as if she could never hurt the kid.
She finally decided to wake him up. "Hey wake up." Haku said shaking his shoulder. He opened his eyes and she saw a beautiful shade of blue. "You'll catch a cold if you sleep out here."
He smiled and she fought to hold back a blush. "Dont worry about me. I havent gotten sick aday in my life."
"Whats your name?" Haku asked.
"Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage at your service ms...?"
"Haku and im a boy." haku tried to lie.
"I call bullshit. I can smell the pheremones on you." Naruto busted her.
Shit. Now he will probably hit on me and try to get in my pants. Haku obviously didnt know Naruto very well.
"So Haku-chan, what are you doing out here?" he asked.
Haku obviously didnt expect this but she still answered him. "I was picking herbs for my friend. Hes very sick. What about you?"
"I was training and blowing off some steam." Naruto said sadly.
"Are you training to protect someone precious to you?" Haku asked.
Naruto paused before answering. He thought of the old man, Iruka-sensei, Ayame and her old man, and he thought of the fourth hokage. It was then he realised who he was.
"That and to make my dad proud. I swear on my ninja way I WILL make them proud and protect them." Naruto said holding his fist up in the air.
Haku giggled at the sight which made him blush which made her giggle harder.
The last thing that Naruto had said popped back into her mind. "Why did you say you needed to blow of some steam?"
He sighed "This will be a long story."
He launched into how the village hates him, how Sakura belittles him and hits him just for breathing, how Sasuke has this whole superiority complex just because he comes from a clan, Inari's little rant, and Kakashi saying that Naruto had only said that to gain attention. With every word Haku grew angrier and angrier until she finally snapped and yelled out "THOSE BASTARDS! NOW IM HOPING ZABUZA-SAMA KILLS THEM." She quickly realized her blunder but to her surprise Naruto didnt attack. "I am agreeing with you on that one Haku-chan."
"Wait you knew?" she asked him.
"Yep"
"And you didnt care?"
"Nope"
"You realize i could have killed you right?"
"part of me was hoping you would"
Haku just stared at him. "Naruto-kun please dont be at bridge i dont want to fight you please." she begged him with tears in her eyes.
Naruto just wrapped his arms around her and whispered into her ear. "i have to be there but i will find a way to keep you safe. I promise."
She started to spill silent tears of both sadness and happiness. She asked him to meet her back here tomorrow. For the next few days Haku and Naruto grew closer together.
Fast forward to the bridge.
Naruto and Sasuke were trapped in Haku's ice crystal dome. Ssauke being the piece of shit that he is grabbed Naruto and forced him between him and ice needles that Haku had thrown.
"What the hell teme?" Naruto yelled.
"I need you to cover me. Besides acting like a human shield is what your good at." Sasuke said.
Damn kid. If Naruto-kun didnt ask me I would kill you right now. Haku thought. So she threw more senbon and hit Sasuke in the neck putting him in the false death state.
"Finally now that the little teme is out Haku-chan its good to see you again." Naruto said. Haku came out of the mirror threw her mask off and hugged Naruto.
"Naruto-kun i missed you."
"I missed you to my ice hime."
The two shared a brief kiss when Haku asked "so how am i going to getout of this alive?"
"I asked my tenent to loan me some of its chakra so i can put it into you and when you get hurt saving Zabuza it will heal you up and you can come back to Konoha when you are fully rested." He said as he forced Kyubi's chakra into the ice user.
"I love you Naruto." Haku said giving him a brief kiss before taking a hit from Kakashi's chidori.
Fast forward to when Naruto buries Haku and Zabuza.
"I must say Naruto the chakra is working wonders." Haku said.
"Now for the draw back. It has shattered your chakra coils and needs to repair them. You will be knocked out for up 1 1/2 months. When you wake up you it will be time for the Chunnin Exams." Naruto said. He hugged her and said "I'll see you later Haku-hime." She started to lose conciousness but she just barely heard him say "I love you too."
well thats how Haku survived dont like it tough.
Back to real time.
Kakashi was twitching in the crater Naruto and Haku had made. Sasuke was looking furious and Sakura was bitching how Sasuke should fight Gaara and not Naruto. Hinata, Ino, Hana, Kurenai, Anko, and Tsunade were looking lovingly at Naruto.
Genma called for the medics to get Kakashi off of the floor. After that was all said and done Haku had jumped up by Hinata, who glared at her but didnt let it show.
"Well now that little interuption is over: Final Match; Naruto Uzumaki vs. Gaara no Subaku. HAJIME!"
I decided to explain why Haku was out in a little more detail. Sorry i forgot the first time it just slipped my mind