Back in the children's hospital; Jorgen walked back into the room he was in.
"That was a perfect intermission, now where were we?" said Jorgen.
He opened his book and became shocked.
"Hey, where'd those two character's go?" said Jorgen.
In the Bounty Cave; Rock in his Galatic Federatioin armor, but minus the helmet, Meek in his Bounty Hunter armor, but minus the helmet, and Luna in her Purple Parasite armor, but minus the helmet were sitting at a table eating Arby burgers.
"So I'm all like, don't even try to make a chocolate cake for the fox like aliens, it'll make them very sick." said Rock, "And that guy agreed to listen to me."
The three chuckled as Sonic and Lincoln entered the cave through the firemen poles.
"Alright, we've got a problem." said Sonic.
The others turned to Sonic and Lincoln.
"What?" said Meek.
"Apparently we're part of a story that's happening right now and reality is being bent." said Lincoln.
Rock scoffed.
"Ain't no way that's true." said Rock.
"But unfortunatly the emo haired meerkat wound up getting a sword lodged in his foot as soon as he said that." Jorgen said.
Rock became confused.
"Who said that?" said Rock.
Then a sword appeared lodged in one of Rock's feet.
The meerkat noticed it and screamed in pain.
"Look on the bright side, at least you didn't spill hot coffee on your lap." said Luna.
"But the Meerkat spilled Hot Coffee on Luna." said Jorgan
Rock was about to drink a cup of coffee but became shocked and placed the cup on a table before sliding it away.
But however a mouse cursor grabbed the cup before moving it to Luna and dumping it on her.
The girl screamed in pain.
"And we're going to be in trouble." said Meek.
Then Rayman and Jackie walked into the cave through the car way with three people with brown bags over their heads.
One of the people was wearing a green jacket over a red and white stripped shirt, blue/purple pants, and black shoes. The second person had an orange shirt, purple shorts, red socks, and cyan shoes. The last person had a yellow shirt with purple collar and sleeve helms and a red stripe on the right side, blue pants with a wallet chain, and red shoes.
"We're here, and we've got the interns." said Ray.
Meek, Rock, and Luna became confused.
"Why would a secretary need an intern? They're basically interns." said Rock.
"Who says an intern can't have an intern?" said Jackie.
Everyone did some thinking.
"Yeah fair enough." said Rock.
"I smell hot coffee." said the tall figure.
"Aw shut up." said the one in the yellow shirt.
"Helmets on." Meek whispered.
He and Luna made their helmets appear.
Rock picked up his helmet and put it on.
Ray and Jackie removed the bags from the three people that were with them, revealing they were the Ed's.
Edd looked around the place.
"Hmm, such an extrordinary place." said Double D.
Sonic became confused.
"These are the interns you hired?" said Sonic.
Eddy became mad.
"What's it to you you blue rat?" asked Eddy.
Sonic growled before turning to Ray.
"We're not paying them money, are we?" said Sonic.
"No, no, according to labor laws, while secretary's can be paid, interns cannot." said Ray.
"Is there anything about assaulting any mouthy intern?" said Sonic.
Ray opened up a book and flipped through the pages before reaching one and reading it.
"Yeah you can get away with it." said Ray.
Eddy became shocked.
"Wait what?" said Eddy.
Sonic kicked Eddy sending him into the sun.
"Hey, that was my intern." said Ray.
"He's always been such a prick of a scammer." said Double D.
Sonic chuckled.
"They say that the best scams are the ones that the scammer actually winds up falling for." said Sonic.
Eddy then appeared.
"I'll say." He said.
Everyone did a double take.
"How did-nevermind, I don't want to know. So who do I get for an intern?" said Sonic.
Edd walked in front of Sonic.
"That'd be me, Edd, but call me Double D." said Edd.
Sonic looked at Edd.
"Alright, get me a twenty ounce Carmel Macchiatto with a chocolate chip scoan." said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Right away Mr Hedgehog." said Edd.
He walked off and eventually returned with a coffee cup and a scoan.
"Here you are." said Edd.
Sonic grabbed the stuff and drank his coffee.
He then smiled.
"I like this guy." said Sonic.
"I smell my fingers after I eat cheese." said Ed.
Everyone stared at the dumb Ed confused.
"Em, your reality bending problem being caused by someone telling a story." said Meek.
Sonic and Lincoln became shocked.
"Oh right." said Lincoln.
"Wait, someone is making things happen right now?" said Eddy.
He scoffed.
"Yeah right." said Eddy.
"But then Eddy's older brother appeared." said Jorgen.
Eddy shrieked in shock before jumping into a filing cabinet.
"Not really." said Jorgen.
Eddy poked his head out of the cabinet sighing in relief.
"Thank goodness." said Eddy.
"An anvil actually fell on his head." said Jorgen.
Eddy became shocked.
Then as if on cue, an anvil fell on Eddy's head.
"So what's the plan?" said Jackie.
"We need to find out where Dimsdale is, find this one kid named Timmy Turner, and hopefully convince him to help us find whoever is messing with us." said Sonic.
Eddy smirked.
"I can help you out, for a-"Eddy said before his mouth was covered by Sonic.
"We don't pay interns in money." said Sonic, "Labor laws."
Eddy growled.
"Let's just hop in the Bounty Mobile, and fast." said Sonic.
Ray saw something and became shocked.
"Uh guys." said Ray.
He pointed to where the Bounty Mobile usually is, only for it to be revealed gone.
Meek became shocked.
"MY BEAUITIFUL BOUNTY MOBILE!" Meek yelled before screaming.
Then a ton of birds flew off.
"MY BIRDS!" Meek yelled before screaming again.
Sonic and Jackie fist bumped each other.
Lincoln looked outside and became shocked.
"Guys, it just got worse." said Lincoln.
Everyone walked to the car exit and saw that the whole area now looked like the middle ages.
Meek became shocked.
"HOW IN THE NAME OF SAM HILL!" He shouted.
Sonic groaned.
"This is a sick joke, a sick joke I tell you." said Sonic.
Rock pulled out a paper map and opened it up before looking at it.
His eyes widened.
"Yikes, we have to travel all the way to Dimsdale, through tons of deadly stuff." said Rock.
Sonic became shocked.
"What?" Sonic said before taking the map, "Give me that."
He looked at the map and groaned.
"Great, that's all the way on the otherside of this state." said Sonic.
He gave the map to Rock.
"Well, we'd better get a move on." said Rock.
"Good call." said Lincoln.
The two started walking off.
"And so the heroes started their journey to Dimsdale to get Timmy Turner's help in undoing what all I'm doing, fought many monsters, deraged kings, and knights suffering bad cases of PTSD." Jorgen narrated.
The group kept on walking and stopped.
"Eventually they reached-"Jorgen said as Rock put his map down and the group became shocked at the fact that they were in front of a Burger King, "Burger King."
Sonic is shocked.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!?" yelled Sonic.
He did some breathing before stopping.
"Okay, I'm good, I'm good." said Sonic.
He ran into the place before exiting the place with tons of Burger King bags.
"IF THIS GUY MAKES US STOP AT GOOD BURGER I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE!" shouted Sonic.
Lincoln hid behind Meek and Luna.
"Keep me safe." said Lincoln.
Meek and Luna nodded.
"Don't worry bro, as long as we're here, nothing'll happen to you." said Luna.
"Yep." said Meek.