How To Be Evil

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Kei-Ten : ... Well... it's just another that FMA4EVER decided that we should do... in homeroom... again...
It was a normal day, other than Tk and Allison were somewhere in the citadel. They had both been added in the gang, after their… escape from the Order. Elizabeth was currently at school, debating with Mr. Gibbs, Dr. Phill, and some other odd students, as to what book they would read next. So, Tk and Allison had entered an empty room, which had a few chairs and a long table, where they sat.

Allison and Tk stared at nothing for a while. Tk set her head down with a sigh, while Allison leaned on top of her, until something caught her eye.

"Look!" Tk looked at what she talking about lazily.

"A bug?"

"No No! Look! It's so fast!!! Oh, Oh!! It's got roller skates!!"

"Allison.."

"No ! Look I mean it!"

"Allison, it's a bug, it's got wings too see?"

As if to prove her point, the small bug flew off, but landed back on the table.

"See?"

"NO! It's got roller skates!", Allison exclaimed, unintentionally bringing her elbow down on Tk's head.

"OW!!"

"Oh, oops, sorry."

Tk sat up, rubbing her neck, "What ever, it's just a bug", just then the bug flew off, "See? It's gone.."

"OH! I get it! It's Matt!"

Tk shook her head.

Just then Allison began spazzing out, throwing her hands everywhere.

"A-Allison?"

"He's on me!! AH! He's in my nose!"

"Allison, it's a bug not Matt, and it's right there-"

Allison didn't seem to hear Tk as she flung her arms around. Tk shook her head and moved her chair to the door and sat there.

Just then Matt walks in.

"What?"

Allison stops moving around and looks at him. She slowly brought up her arm and pointed at him.

"… You're in my nose"

"What?"

"YOU'RE IN MY NOSE!!"
"W-wait Allison" "-IN MY NOSE!" "-ALLISON LISTEN!!!!!!!"

"HE'S IN MY NOSE! SOMEONE HELP! OH LORIAN! OH DARTEMIS! OH FRITH HELP!!!!"

"ALLISON!", Tk grabs Allison's face, "-Breath"

Allison calms down then whispers, "He's in my nose.."

"O-h dear..", Tk slaps her forehead, "Allison… Who.Is.Standing.Right.There?", Tk says pointing to Matt.

Allison looks over at Matt for a moment, and lays her chin on Tk's shoulder as she stares at him for a moment, then whispers, "You're in my nose!"

"Dear….", Tk begins to mumble to herself and turns away as she sits down, still holding on to Allison's shirt just in case.

All the sudden Allison grabs Matt's shirt and furiously shakes him while yelling, "GET OUT OF MY NOSE!!"

Tk jerks Allison's shirt, which makes her fall down. While Matt sits down slowly, trying to regain his bearings. Tk pulls out a small jar from who knows where, she seems to have everything… so they say. Anyway she waves the jar through the air a bit then quickly closes it and brings it to Allison's face.

"What.Is.This?", the small jar had the bug in it from earlier.

Allison stares inside the jar and says, "That is Matt."

"Okay…. Where is Matt?", Tk asks pointing to the jar.

Allison looks from the jar, to Matt, to all of the Named that happened to somehow be in the room and then back to Tk to answer.

"In my nose!"

…….. LOL……

The End... Well for now

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