South Park: Stanley and Wendy star in 'Twisted love.'
Chapter 2: A hidden experience...
The next day, at school, Stan had to somehow move on from what I did the night before, but how?
Stan: Red, can I talk to you?
Red: Yeah, sure big boy...
Stan: Listen, about last night, it was all a...
Red: Save it! I've heard it all before, like on every TV show I watch. You'll tell me last night was a mistake and you'll stick with your girlfriend and move on simply because you don't want to get in trouble! Listen, I know you truly love me, you just have to accept how life will be first!
Red walks off as Kyle approaches Stan from behind, he has his arms crossed and an angry face...
Kyle: Dude, what the hell was that all about!
Stan: Listen, yesterday I...
Kyle: That was a rhetorical question retard! I know what you did, you slept with Red, didn't you!
Stan: Wait, what's it to you?
Kyle: I want a best friend who I can trust. If you are willing to cheat on your girlfriend then who says that you won't cheat on me!
Stan: I.. wait, what the fuck!
Kyle: That cam out wrong. What I meant was that I can't trust you as a friend to do the right thing if this is how you act! You gotta clean yourself up man!
Stan: Look, just stay out of it, okay...
Kyle: It's your funeral, Stan...
Later, at the lockers...
Wendy: hey, Stan, how are you feeling?
Stan: What do you mean?
Wendy: You were sick last night, your mom said. You couldn't make it to our date?
Stan: Oh right! Er.. yeah, I'm okay now! Thanks...
Wendy: Do you wanna catch a movie together tonight?
Stan: Yeah, sure...
Wendy: Cool, catch ya later dude!
Wendy walks away as Stan goes up to Kyle...
Stan: Ha! See, I am a trustworthy friend!
Kyle: Okay, I still don't see how the red-razors are gonna take this though...
Stan: The red-razors?
Kyle: That Red chick you went out with is secretly part of a rough girls club. They do stuff at night, by hitting on any male they can find! Just like you and Bertha last night, they always do that! Any male who actually turns one of them down usually recieves a fierce pounding at night by the group. They are all red-headed girls and Bertha is a key member!
Stan: Jesus dude! What am I gonna do? I have to dump her to save my relationship with Wendy but I don't want a bunch of girls kicking my ass!
Kyle: Like I said earlier, it's your funeral dude!
Kyle walked away as Stan panicked...
Later, after school, Stan walked up to his girlfriend...
Stan: Wendy, listen, I have to tell you something, you see, I...
Wendy: I know, Stan. You went on a one night stand with Red last night...
Stan: WHAT? How did you know?
Wendy: Red made the signs as obvious as possible. She had a picture of you in her locker, she kept smiling every time she past you!
Stan: I take it you are not very happy about this...
Wendy: Not at first, but then I talked to Kyle about it. She said he knows how I feel but in the end I should accept it. I mean, I went out with Gregory and Token, and even Eric Cartman, but, in the end you still forgave me. I guess I should return the favour, huh?
Stan: Wow! That's really cool Wendy! I don't even deserve that...
Wendy: Look, it's the red razors who you should be worried about. I mean, when you dump Bertha, she is gonna make you their number one target!
Stan: Oh believe me, I know! This is why I'll have her fall in love with someone else without her knowing I made it happen, then it's forgive and forget!
Wendy: How will you ever do that?
Stan: Believe me, I know how...
And with that, Stan knew what he had to do to avoid both hurt and humiliation...