21. If Alvin ever asks you to join him in a game of cards, refuse.
Me: We were playing poker, and Alvin put down five aces!
Alvin: How did you know it wasn't luck?
Me: *rolls eyes* There are only four aces in a deck of cards, Alvin...
22. If you ever challenge Alvin to a game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you will be VERY SORRY.
Alvin: I PWN ALL OF YOU N00BS!
Me: Nobody knows how he does it...
23. When someone starts singing, sing along!
Me: Hardly a day goes by without a song from these guys!
Jeanette: *sadly* Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars; Collecting your jar of hearts; And tearing love apart;
Alvin: *joyfully* You're gonna catch a cold; From the ice inside your soooooooul!
Jeanette: *runs away, face in hands, sobbing*
Me: AAAAALVIIIIIN!
Alvin: What?
24. Exception to rule 23: When someone is singing a sad song sadly, don't sing along with them jovially. They may run away crying.
Alvin: How was I supposed to know?
Me: *facepalm*
25. When the Chipmunks' long lost cousins, Zè Zapettes, are visiting, DO NOT anger them!
Skylee: *eyes closed, listening to MP3 player*
Alvin: Hey! Hey, Skylee!
Skylee: *presses pause* Yes, cous'? Vhat is it?
Alvin: Skylee! Skylee, hey!
Skylee: *annoyed* Oui, I heard you. Tell me vhat you vant, sìl vous plâit.
Alvin: Hey! Skylee! Hey, Skylee, hey!
Skylee: WHAT?
Alvin: Marshmallow! *chucks a marshmallow at Skylee's face*
Skylee: PERFORATEUR ÉLECTRIQUE! *punches Alvin, fist charged with electricity*
Me: CODE 13!
Dave: Not again!
26. Annoying Orange is banned.
Me: I think the scene above is explanation enough.
Alvin: I'm not annoying, I'm a chipmunk!
Dave: *mumbling* Same thing...
27. Don't mention romance around Zè Zapettes.
Theodore: Hey, Zelda! How's your boyfriend?
All Zapettes: *starts sobbing hysterically*
Theodore: What's wrong?
Skylee: *sobbing* Ve...ve don't 'ave...
Sabrina: *sobbing* any...b-b...
Zelda: *sobbing* boyfriends! *blows nose*
Theodore: Oh no! Girls, I-I didn't know! I'm so sorry! :(
28. Thou shalt not break Zè 4th Wall.
Alvin: Screw that! Hey, Kuro-OW!
Me: Give up?
Alvin: Oh, Ross-OW!
Me: THOU SHALT NOT, ALVIN!
29. Don't EVER let Theo go too long without eating!
Me: You'll start finding bite marks in various things.
Brittany: Theo! *holds up half-eaten dress* How could you?
Theodore: I-I'm sorry! I was just so hungry, and your dress looks really good...
Brittany: Well, it USED TO!
30. The dance "Electric Slide" is banned.
Skylee: Okay, so ve got a little carried avay vunce!
Me: You turned the whole house into ash.
31. So Random is banned.
Me: This house is random enough already!
Jeanette: *wearing striped knee-socks and a fake mustache* Don't let miniscule apocalypses frighten your poodle strudels!
Me: I rest my case.
Skylee: *giggles* What...
Sabrina: ...has happened...
Zelda: ...to Jeanette?
32. You may not start a sentence, have someone else continue that sentence, then an other person end that same sentence.
Skylee: Vhat? Vhy, zis...
Sabrina: ...is an...
Zelda: OUTRAGE!
Me: RULE 32!
33. Don't ever ask Alvin about his feelings for Brittany!
Alvin: I. WILL. MURDER. YOU!
Brittany: And what if I ask? *bats eyes*
Alvin: W-well, I-I would, umm, uhh, CHEESE! *runs away*
34. Mr. Timn is NOT REAL!
Me: Despite what Alvin says...
Alvin: I swear! I saw him walk by on the street the other day!
Me: SURE you did...
35. No Wayside School.
Me: This is Alvin's fault...
*FLASHBACK*
Alvin: ...And then Mrs. Gorf ate them!
Theodore: *faint*
Eleanor: A-all of them?
Alvin: Yup!
Eleanor: *faint*
Alvin: XD
36. All rules written after the year 1983, contain the letter "d," and/or are about chipmunks, are invalid, null, and void.
Me: *sees Alvin typing* Alvin? What are you doing?
Alvin: Oh, nothing! MUAHAHAHA!
37. Rule 36 never has, doesn't, and never will exist.
Alvin: Killjoy!
Jeanette: *in normal outfit, but it's all in hues of red* It's not about my hair, or your bacon. It's about peace, and the future!
Simon: *tear* Beautiful...
Me: *facepalm*
38. Don't keep Zè Zapettes from using their powers for too long.
Skylee: It gets all backed up, and we get easier and easier to set off.
Sabrina: And when that happens, it isn't pretty. Well, the results aren't anyway.
Zelda: All of our electricity just EXPLODES out of us. Things can get really out-of-control.
39. You steal a Zapette's beret, you get paralyzed.
Alvin: ...
Simon: *smirk* Teasin' our cousins again?
Alvin: ...
Simon: XD
40. The song Happy Happy Joy Joy is banned.
Alvin: Well, ifn' you the grandaddy of all liars!
Simon: Happy happy joy joy
Brittany: Happy happy joy joy
Jeanette: *wearing a criminal's outfit* Happy happy joy joy
Theodore: Happy happy joy joy
Eleanor: Happy happy joy joy
Zelda: Happy happy joy joy
Sabrina: Happy (x11)
Skylee: Joy joy joy!
Me: DX THAT'S WHY!
Whaddya think? Review! Has anyone read the Wayside School stories? Tune in next chapter, when we -
Theodore: I like trains.