Naruto handed the clipboard back to Natsumi and nodded. Natsumi looked it over—wincing slightly at some grammar mistakes—and unclipped the page, placing it in the finished box.

"You are free to go, Naruto." Natsumi told the boy.

"Alright! It feels great getting that off my chest!" Naruto exclaimed. "Can I get my ramen now?"

"Of course," Natsumi said, directing him to the exit.

And with that the blonde sprinted out of the doorway and made a beeline for his favourite restaurant/stand.

"How cute….and annoying," Natsumi mused, now checking her list. "Let's see….who is next…..ah, Uchiha Sasuke."

The raven-haired boy scowled a bit. He did not want to waste any precious time writing this stupid letter—he had more important tasks to take care of! Ah to the hell with it, he might as well make this worth while, considering that Natsumi would not let him leave.

"Here you go Sasuke, remember, this is a complaint letter to the fangirls/authors, not a report on your desires for vengeance and how tragic your childhood was," Natsumi reminded him.

"I know that," The Uchiha snapped, snatching the clipboard and pen out of Natsumi's hands, and began to write.

Listen up Fanfiction authors,

I am going to make this sweet and short—unlike Naruto, who probably sugar coated his letter. I do not know what some of you are smoking, but these awful stories need to stop or else I will take vengeance on them. First off, what the hell is quote-NaruSasu-quote? I am not gay, and if even I did swing that way, I would rather relive the massacre than be with that orange idiot. Just because we worked decently together, does not mean we are fucking each other. On another note, my time with Orochimaru was not what everyone makes it out to be. He made me more powerful, and when he could not be anymore useful, I killed him. Besides, the Uchiha is the most noble of clans, I would not want my body to be a host for someone as unworthy as Orochimaru.

My second goal was to revive my clan, so how would being gay make any biological sense? I mean even though I do not like being shipped with Karin and as creepy as she is, I would rather have that then….Naruto. I mean isn't that what you fanfic writers are supposed to do, enhance the story? Sakura is not too bad and has been a lot better since her useless, fangirl days, but I still can't get over that pink-hair. Also who is Hinata? And that girl on Rock lee's team? Oh god, do not get me started on Ino. And who are these girls who act and look exactly like me, claiming to be my soulmate? I think I would rather pluck out my own eyes then read those fanfics again. I swear, I wish Itachi left one female survivor.

Speaking of survivors who the hell are all these random Uchiha girls or long lost sisters? Get it through your thick skulls, I only have one brother and I was the only survivor left of the Uchiha clan massacre besides my brother and Obito. Key word: ONLY SURIVOR. The point was that I had a very lonely and dark childhood after the matter.

Secondly, I may be fixated on my goals of vengeance, but you would be as well if everyone in your family was murdered by the person you trusted the most. Although my vengeance, after finding out Konoha forced Itachi to do it, is now directed at Konoha, it still hurt…a lot, to witness it all happen. Not only that, but all the deception drove me insane.

Learn how to write and how to get my character right or don't even bother at all.

-Sasuke Uchiha

I think I made Sasuke a bit OOC'd because he isn't really the type to confess his emotions in such away. Ah, oh well, I tried. Next Up will be Sakura, then Kakashi, and then I will leave it open for you guys in the reviews to decide on who you want next.