I never

Hermione sat in an empty car, waiting and tapping her foot. Harry, Ron and Ginny walked into the car, followed closely by Seamus and Lavender. They were all talking in a very animated fashion, excited to be learning a muggle game. Seamus noticed the slightly annoyed look on Hermione's face and nudged Dean, who then in turn nudged Ron, who poked Lavender, who looked at Ginny, who wacked Harry. "What?" He said and looked around. "Oh. Sorry 'mione. Someone took too long in the loo." Ginny smacked him again, blushing.

"I don't mind, I'll just have to make my precursor faster. Sign these." She said pulling out a short contract and a blood quill.

"I solemnly swear that I won't tell anyone's secrets that I learned at Hermione's gaming sessions, I will also not mention who was at Hermione's gaming sessions. If I do break the aforementioned rules I will be under Hermione's wrath and will have to serve at least 10 harsh detentions with her." Ron read aloud. "That's a bit harsh, who else is showing up anyway?"

"You'll find that out when they get here." Hermione said. "Now sign." The group finished signing with a few hisses of pain when Draco and his fellow Slytherins walked in. "Malfoy, Parkinson, Zabini, Greengrass. So glad you could make it."

"What are they doing here Hermione?" Ron said attempting to take out his wand but his pants where too tight. He started to curse, jumped up and down and fell on his ass. Everyone laughed, Harry helped him up.

"They are here to learn how to play a game, just like you, so sit, all of you. Slytherins, you need to sign this, and no you don't need ink." Hermione said leaning back in her seat, relishing in the power of controlling them. All the Slytherins signed with a few winces, a couple of swears, and four glares at Hermione. "I doubt you will tell anyone that you where here but its better when you swear, you don't hold back. I promise." Some nodded their heads.

Hermione pulled out a bottle of firewhiskey and transfigured eleven shot glasses. "Now this game is a game that you need that trust. It is called I never." She poured out eleven shots, shocking most of her friends and all of the Slytherins with her expertise (another thing she learned in Florida this summer). "Now I'm going to say something and if it is true for you then you drink. It is something that isn't true for me. Kay?" Hermione said, looking in everyone's eyes for conformation. "Ok. I'll start off easy, then we will go into a circular motion. I never went to Africa." She smiled staring at Ron across the circle. He took the shot. Ginny, Seamus and Pansy also took a shot. "Ok. It's your turn Gin." Hermione said refilling their glasses.

"Ok. I have never kissed a member of the same sex." She said, looking at the other's faces. Surprisingly Hermione took a shot, not so surprisingly Lavender, Daphne, and Pansy took a shot. Draco looked at Hermione with a shocked face, mimicked by Blaise and all the other boys in the room. "What? We didn't have any boy on boy action at all, so disappointing."

"Harry, your next." Hermione said, again refilling the glasses.

"I have never worn a skirt." Harry said, smirking.

"Damn you Harry!" Lavender said taking another shot, as did all the girls. Blaise and Pansy kept looking at Draco. He shook his head and took the shot.

"Not cool guys. It was a damn bet." He said after a harsh swallow.

"I have never turned into an animal." Daphne said, looking pointedly at Draco. He took his shot, followed quickly by Hermione. Ron and Harry sniggered. Hermione glared at them and they shut up quickly.

"I have never been someone else, due to polyjuice potion." Blaise said. Ron, Harry, and Draco took a shot. Ron glared at Hermione.

"Mione! You have turned into another person." He said.

"No I haven't, I turned into a cat."

"That was you?" Daphne said, "I got in trouble because they traced it back to my cat!"

"Sorry." She shrugged. "Malfoy, your turn."

"I have never danced around in my underwear singing into a hairbrush." Malfoy said. Blaise took a shot, as did Hermione, Ginny and Lavender, blushing.

"Damn sleepovers" Ginny muttered. The other girls laughed, the boys however where too busy imaging the girls in their bras and panties shaking around in one large mass to laugh.

"Ok! Ron! Your turn!" Hermione said.

"I have never seen a muggle sporting event." He stated. Seamus, Harry, Hermione, and Draco all took shots.

"Ok. I have a question." Seamus said, easily the most sober person in the place. "What's the point of this game?"

"It's a drinking game that lets you know your friends, and others," she said nodding towards the Slytherins. "As well as the fact that you get funnier the drunker you get."

"Oh. As long as there is a point. But how do you win." He said curiously.

Hermione sighed to herself, he was totally ruining her buzz. "When you're the last one standing."

"Ok. I guess it's my turn. I have never grinded up against anything." Everyone took a shot at that one, slightly groaning.

Sorry it took so long, been super busy, I'll update Thought You Where Asleep, ASAP I promise!