Rules of Teiko Middle School

by lime green lily

Teiko is home for the Generation of Miracles - but not everyone can survive it. These are rules handed out by the GoM themselves about certain people in their team. Warning: Failure to comply may result in loss of sanity. Thank you - GoM

2. Murasakibara Atsushi

I am unsatisfied with this. I typed it here in my phone - just like most of my stories. But I really feel unsatisfied. I wonder why.

Anyway, since many people are obviously taken with the previous rules, I made this. My next one is Midorima. What sort of rules will you add for him? What about the others? Tell me!

Warning: may have some OOC because they're from Middle School GoM. The not-so crazy times. And Akashi. That much needs Rated T. Yes, that is my only warning.

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MURASAKIBARA ATSUSHI

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1. Never take away his sweets

(Unless your name is Akashi Seijuro.

Or you want to be crushed... then go ahead.)

2. Never call him an idiot. Not to his face or to the other GoM's face.

(Again, you will be crushed.)

(P.S. According to Momoi Satsuki, had Murasakibara wanted to, his GPA could be on par with hers.)

3. He is the baby of the team.

(Thus, if something happened to his or if he is sad, be warned of the consequences.)

4. If he says he wants to eat in class, he will eat in class.

("But you are not to do so during practice, understood?"

"Hai, Aka-chin.")

5. I repeat, if you make him sad, beware of that ominous snipping sound. Praying to Inari-sama to ferry your soul might be the only thing you can do.

(If you have any time left.)

6. Don't say that his "_ (name of snacks) cheated on him by going to _ (person) mouth."

(The consequence will be dire on the person -

And if the other GoM *Akashi* hears of this, you will suffer greatly.)

7. Don't even think of slandering Akashi's name around him.

(Not only will you be crushed, but if you survive the encounter. I'm not sure how many therapists will give on you.

The only thing you will be saying is "Red" "Violations" "SnipSnip" and "Scissors"Wm

Please take note of the rules on Akashi's corner. Thank you.)

8. No one is allowed to 'crush' Kuro-chin.

(" No one but me."

"Ah. Will you please get off me."

"Hehehe.")

9. The only one he'll listen to is Akashi Seijuro. And more often than not, Kuroko Tetsuya.

("Akashi-san, please, you've got to see to Murasakibara-kun. He is threatening to 'crush' his classmates."

"Akashi-san, Murasakibara-kun just... he just snapped. You've got to help."

"Akashichi! Please help! Huhuhu!"

"Akashi-sama, I apologize for the interruption but Murasakibara-san just made Kiwamura-sensei cry."

"Akashi-san!"

"Akashi-san!"

"TETSUYA! Stop using misdirection and help sensei out."

"..."

"Ano, Akashichi. .. Kurokochi already left."

"TETSUYA!")

10. For the love of it all, be grateful that it's only Atsushi we have. If we have one of his brother or sister... let's not talk about it.

("Akashi-kun, calm down."

"A-Akashichi..."

"Oi, oi,"

"Hiii! I'm scared."

"*munch* *munch*)