Gem: WOO! A few hours in and already a review! Alright, from I LOVE PYROS ():
To Iggy, which is better? C4 or a hand grenade?
To Gazzy, will you marry me?
Iggy: I LOVE THEM BOTH! Anything that goes KABOOM! Is my type of thing!
Gem: okay...
Gazzy: You do know I'm eight, right?
Gem: Well, if you were a suitable age, would you?
Gazzy: *shrugs* Probably. Is she a blonde? *looks hopeful*
Gem: WHAT DOES BEING BLONDE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO IT?
Gazzy: *Bambi eyes* Just asking.
Nudge: OMG! Gazzy likes blondes? That's kinda weird because Gazzy is a blonde but that doesn't matter really and-
Gem: *duct tapes Nudge's mouth then binds her hands behind her back* It'll come off when you get asked a question.
Angel: Nudge says get this duct tape off of me!
Gem: Sorry, no can do.
Angel: *turns to readers* Nudge says ask her a question so she can talk.
Max: Don't. Seriously, don't. It's worse here than it is in the books!