A/N: Sadly, this is the only thing on schedule this week. Remember to do all that stuff like follow, favorite and review. Unless you hate it, because nobody's forcing you to. K bye

Disclaimer: Super Smash Bros., Pit, and Mario are owned by Nintendo. Sonic is owned by SEGA.

Chapter 2: Speed Plus Spike Isn't Fly

"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Anyone nearby would have thought the scream came from the mines, or the mountains, but it came from the sky. A very blue sky and a very blue hedgehog. Sonic, the Blue Blur, was falling to his death.

It had started safe. It always did, didn't it? But then Pit LET GO OF HIS HAND and now he was going to die from going splat. Totally uncool, by his standards. Suddenly, the winged warrior dropped down next to him, descending fast.

"What's wrong, Sonic? Is the air friction not working?" He asked in an innocent tone.

"Air friction?! AIR FRICTION?! YOU CAN'T JUST RUN FAST AND FLY JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO!" The blue hedgehog was spitting in Pit's face at this point, partly because of anger, and partly on accident.

"Well excuse me, princess. I thought that because you were the, uh," Pit chose his words carefully here, "the most way past cool hedgehog ever, maybe you could-"

"NO! I! CAN'T!" Sonic's eye was twitching uncontrollably, as he continued falling..

"Well that settles it! You're riding on my back." Sonic was suddenly flipped up on top of the other fighter's wings, sitting there on his back.

"...Your...back," the speedster spit out. "I'm riding on your back. Do you know how weird that sounds?! Why can't you just carry me?"

"Because," Pit grunted, "You eat too many stupid chili dogs!"

"Hey! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

"WHY!? It's true!"

"You little-" Sonic grabbed the wings in front of him and pulled upwards. Pit's flight path was suddenly shunted out of their way, and they started traveling back into the clouds.

"Hey! OW!" Shoulders slammed into each other, all thoughts of safety aside. The two Smashers began catfighting while descending.

"Stop it!"

"No, YOU stop it!"

"You started it!"

"Well you're fat!"

"SHUT UP, YOU TWO!"

The Blue Blur and the Winged Hero looked up for a second. That last shout had belonged to Master Hand. He continued, "Why don't you look where you are?"

Beneath the clouds, a lively world of plumbing awaited the two of them. Goombas, Koopas, Hammer Bros., Coin Boxes, and Bricks looked up at them.

But they were getting bigger.

"Hey is it just me," Sonic asked, "Or is the land getting-"

"FALLING!" Pit finished.

"THAT DOESN'T FIT THE SENTENCE!" Sonic yelled before they both landed inside a warp pipe and into the sewers of the Mushroom Kingdom.

A/N: I'm so sorry that it's so short, but I'm busy! See you next week though! Everything will be back on schedule!