An Interview with Sesshoumaru part 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Sesshoumaru, but that doesn't mean I can't wish I did. Ok I decided I will put only 5 questions per chapter, because some of the questions you guys make are really long to answer…or they are really perverted, so please don't be mad at me…but as soon as I have other 5 questions I will update as soon as possible!
H-G: Hi I'm back!
Audience: YAY! Let's hear Sesshoumaru!
Sesshoumaru: Mind your own business humans… (Growls)
Audience: (hides under their chairs)
H-G: (sighs) well, (sits in front of Sesshoumaru who is still growling at the audience) Here is the first question made by Lady Athenis Medusaen and she says:
"So, just what IS that fluff-thing over your shoulder, does it serve any
"Useful purpose", or is it just a vanity object?"
Sesshoumaru: What's that kind of name?
(Lady Athenis Medusaen pops out from the audience really mad) "That's none of your business! (Sticks tongue)
Sesshoumaru: … (Glares at Lady Athenis Medusaen)
H-G: Just answer her Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: It's Lord Sesshoumaru to you
H-G: Yeah, yeah…Lord Sesshoumaru; now answer.
Sesshoumaru: (Sighs) why always ningen have to ask that DAMN question?
The 'fluff-thing' As you call it, it was intended to be an armor, but when Rumiko was creating it, it came too exaggerated and decided it looked good, its NOT a tail, nor a boa, nor an overgrown armpit as some would say! Rumiko after creating it; made it a part of my body when I transform, but not my tail! Remember the over grown hair I have in my back when I transform? THAT is the fluff- thing as you have called it, it is not detached to my body in my humanoid form, but, it attaches when I transform.
H-G: so that is the fluffy thing you have in your shoulder? Wow! But is it useful?
Sesshoumaru: Not much, it would be useful if I want to wrap my enemies and squeeze them to death, then, it would be useful, and No, its no a vanity object.
Inuyasha: But it hurts when you get squeezed!
Sesshoumaru: What are you doing in my interview half-breed?
Inuyasha: Uh…I don't know
H-G: Why don't you go and sign some autographs for your fans in the audience and come back if you want to make an opinion again? can you Inuyasha? (Blinks sweetly at Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: WHAT? NO!
Audience: YAY! AUTOGRAPH FROM INU!
Inuyasha: Gah! (Runs from fan girls) save me from the crazy fangirls! (Runs away from studio)
(Half of the audience returns to their places, while the other half is still chasing Inuyasha)
H-G: (stares at Inuyasha running all over the place with more than 20 fan girls behind him, each with a piece of paper and a pen for the autographs) He surely has fans…anyway; Returning to the topic about your fur…but do you like your fur as a vanity object?
Sesshoumaru: no, it's just there because I can't be exactly without it; and stop asking about it.
H-G: Geeze, you've got a bad temper…Ok now the second question is from Paksennarion and s/he says:
"Do you really wish Inuyasha was dead? Or um do you
Actually care about him as your half brother?"
Sesshoumaru: People have weird names lately…
H-G: Answer and stop insulting people!
Sesshoumaru: Well, talking about it; your penname is horrible too, Hakudoushi-gurl? What kind of name is that?
H-G: (mutters madly) my name is beautiful, your name is not that nice anyway….well, answer the question about your brother!
Sesshoumaru: (winces) I do not like to talk about the subject of my half-brother…
(Inuyasha is heard from the other side of the studio)
Inuyasha: ME EITHER!
H-G: quiet inuyasha! Sesshoumaru…you have to answer the question!
Sesshoumaru: (sighs) I do not wish inuyasha to be killed by another demon, I want to kill him myself, I'm the only one that will remove his horrendous soul from this life; and as for the other question, no, I don't care about him, I only care if he is about to die by some other demon.
Inuyasha: (is still at the other side of the studio still been chased by some fan girls) WELL! NEITHER DO I--AAAAAAAGH! DON'T TOUCH MY EAR YOU STUPID FAN GIRL!
H-G: (sighs) just leave him alone girls! You can do whatever you want after this chapter to him, but please calm down until I'm done with these first five questions!
Fan girls: aaaaaaw (they dejectedly go to their seats again, one mysteriously clutching a piece of red clothing)
H-G: So you DO care about him!
Sesshoumaru: no, it's just that it is my place to kill Inuyasha, it will make things better for me, after all he is the stain of our family, and is my duty to kill him, nor other demon, but me.
H-G: (stares at Sesshoumaru for few moments, until she finds her voice) Well Sesshoumaru, that was pretty cold of you …
Sesshoumaru: (sends a tired look) what did you expect from me? Crying like a baby and saying that I love Inuyasha? And that I want to be a real brother to him, and that I am sorry for all the things I did to him? Oh please people, get real!
H-G: (mutters) actually I did expect that…um…anyway! (H-G changes subject after seeing Sesshoumaru glaring at her) The third question is from NoCareChakara and she says:
"This is great. So Sesshy...
I know that that fluffy thing over your shoulder is Ur tail, do you use washing liquid to make it so fluffy?
Neva mind that, that question stank! Ok, if you were turned into a girl, and had to beg 4 money, would you become like Kikyou (kinky ho) and cheat on loads of other guys or work part time at a stripping joint?
U GOTTA ANSWER SO I CAN DIE ONE DAY KNOWING WHICH U PREFFER
AND DO -NOT- SAY NEITHER! OR MAKEUP ANOTHER OPTION! U HAV TO ANSWER WITH THE TRUTH AND DONT CHANGE WHAT I SAID XD
laughs evilly I TOTURE THEE SESSHOMARU! ...
BUT I STILL LUV YA glomps tied up Sesshy-poo"
Sesshoumaru: 0.o
H-G: Ok…..well, answer
Sesshoumaru: first of all…don't glomp me… (Pushes NoCareChakara to the audience)
H-G: Hey! Don't do that to my audience!
Sesshoumaru: Secondly; it's not a tail! And yes, that question stank, thirdly, I choose neither.
NoCareChakara: I SAID YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! AT LEAST MAKE UP AN OTHER OPTION!
Sesshoumaru: Well, I would work like a waitress in a restaurant to get paid rather than doing…that.
H-G: Yeah, I would do that too…
Sesshoumaru: ok, now, that I answered your stupid questions, I may kill you now…
H-G: DON'T YOU DARE!
Sesshoumaru: This is ridiculous….
H-G: (sigh) Ok, the fourth question is from Abikageisure and she says:
"OMG I HAVE A QUESTION! How is your sex life going so far? XD can't wait for the answer rolls on floor laughing"
H-G: 0.o Geeze…people that's private!
Sesshoumaru: I don't see what she is laughing at…it's not a funny question in the matter of fact… (Stares at Abikageisure…who is still rolling in the floor laughing)
H-G: -- anyway, you still have to answer Lord Sesshoumaru…
Sesshoumaru: Do I really have to answer that?
H-G: Yes you have
Sesshoumaru: (sighs) not that well…it's just that; nice girls these days are really hard to find, specially a demoness, I would only marry a demoness that would be as powerful as me, and of course beautiful too, but, there is no one like that so…I'm still with no mate…
NoCareChakara: BUT I STILL LUV YA!
H-G: Trust me…everyone still does….
H-G: Ok the fifth question is from DarlingKittystar and she asks:
"Sesshomaru I love you! Ok what do you think of all those fanfics that say you and Rin will fall in love when she grows up?"
Sesshoumaru: They do fanfics about that?
H-G: Yeah
Sesshoumaru; how can people be so sick! I see Rin as my daughter or a little sister, that's my relationship with her! Hey! You don't raise a child and then marry it! She is sweet and all that, but no! She is like a daughter to me, and it will stay like that! And, I don't love you.
DarlingKittystar: What a bad temper…
H-G: It's because he loves Rin…I mean, that he cares for her…
Sesshoumaru: Yeah, Yeah…now can you ask me the last question of this chapter? …I'm really tired and I want to sleep…
H-G: But remember, you still have to answer a lot of questions on the next chapters…
Sesshoumaru; Just get on with it….
H-G: Ok…the last question from this chapter is from Yunisan, she phoned me to ask this question
"OK...I really, really love you, and I know that most of people love you too, so my question is:
What do you think of all the fans around the world that love you?"
Sesshoumaru: I…I appreciate your support, but that doesn't mean I have to love you…
H-G: But we love you!
Sesshoumaru: Do I look like I would care?
H-G: but…
Sesshoumaru: Ok that's it, I'm done with the first five questions, well, if you excuse me, I will go to sleep… (Goes to take a nap behind the studio)
Inuyasha Fan Girls: Can we go for Inuyasha's autograph now? (Puppy eyes)
H-G: I had forgotten about you…ok, do whatever you want to him until the next chapters…go on.
Inuyasha Fan Girls: YAY!
Inuyasha: NOOOOO! (Runs out of studio)
H-G: ok people see you in the next chapter of An Interview with Sesshoumaru! I will be waiting for your questions and reviews!
Audience: BYE HAKUDOUSHI-GURL!
R&R people!