A/N: Such positive feedback. Really brightens my day, y'know? Anyway, todays topic was suggested to me by a reader named 23lalagirlable. Thanks for the suggestion, my lovely little minion :)
So...
I see a lot of these fanfictions.
A. lot.
Not like, twice a day every day a lot.
More like half of fanfiction is full of these a lot.
Even in other fandoms.
*shivers*
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
My rant/discussion on generic High School fanfic's!
Yaaayyy... *blows on noise maker*
Um..
Anyway..
Naruto High school fics always have the Same. Damn. Plot.
Every time.
I think an example will suffice.
Sakura is transferring from Suna Academy to Konoha High, hoping to finish her studies and graduate with high marks, but when she meets bad-boy heartthrob Uchiha Sasuke, she gets something she had never asked for... love.
It is the same annoying love story every damn time, where Ino is the partying whore, Hinata is the nerdy shy girl, the Akatsuki is a gang, and so is Team Taka, which are rivals btw cuz whats a highschool story without rivals amirite?
Oh and how can I forget Sakura, the generic heroine girl who always gets on either gangs bad side and eventually falls in love with one of the gang members where they then presume to shag in the teachers lounge in a lengthy, smutty, grotesque sex scene.
Why can't Karin be a nice, popular girl instead of a stuck up snob? Why can't the Akatsuki not be a gang that only want's to get in Sakura's pants? Why can't the rookie 9 just not associate with the stupid new girls?
AND WHY THE HELL CAN'T TON TON BE THE SCHOOL MASCOT GOD DAMN IT?!
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*cough* *cough*
Anyway...
Why is Sakura always a skank?
I mean, one week she's fucking Sasuke.
The next week she's fucking Neji.
And then we find out she's been fucking Kisame this whole time.
Why does everyone want to write Sakura off as some dumb whore?
That's not just stupid.
That's OOC.
Really.
Knock it off.
~Kaito