File Two: Holonet Creeps

Candyman696969 has now logged on.

Smuggler_Babe has now logged on.

Candyman696969: Heyyy. UR sooo hawt. I've been watching U.

Smuggler_Babe: this is creepy. i'm logging off.

Candyman696969: Don't get upset, cupcake. I'm a very successful Mandalorian from Clan Ordo, in my mid-sixties. I have a very impressive #*!& and #$! that I know U want to see.

Smuggler_Babe: canderous? this is revan. u know, ur shipmate? leader?

Candyman696969: …. I kno.

Smuggler_Babe: :O wtf?

Candyman696969: What's the problem?

Smuggler_Babe: ummm u should probably stop now.

Candyman696969: Why would I want 2 do that, Revan? U are so hawt in battle and I get more excited watching U than when I use stimulants because U massacred all my people :) :) :) :)

Smuggler_Babe: wut.

Candyman696969: So how bout it? U want 2 dirrrty talk about WAR?

Smuggler_Babe: *vomiting *

hornyhunter666 has now logged on.

Smuggler_Babe: great. i'm assuming u guys r friends?

hornyhunter666: No. but I think you and I can be great friends. We met once in a cantina and then I looked up all ur pictures on SpaceBook and then found ur screen name.

Candyman696969: I looked at them first! And she is on my crew. I reserve the right to &#!$ her!

Smuggler_Babe: wut is wrong with u ppl.

hornyhunter666: Vry few human females come 2 Tatooine. that's where I'm from. :)

Smuggler_Babe: holy shit! now I remember u, u pervert!

Flyboy411 has now logged on.

Flyboy411: What the hell has been going on here?

Smuggler_Babe: carth! thank the force.

Candyman696969: Oh it's you, Carth. Just dropping by 2 say hi. Now I'm going to go. Bye.

Candyman696969 has now logged off.

Flyboy411: Was that Canderous? I am going to beat his ass!

hornyhunter666: oh well. I guess he can't handle competition. But I'm a hunter. I'm used to competition. Let me show u my moves, hunny.

Flyboy411: You talk 2 her with more respect, got it?

hornyhunter666: or what?

Flyboy411: Or I'll fly right back to Tatooine and knock ur teeth out, creep!

hornyhunter666: Who is he, ur dad?

Smuggler_Babe: no, my bf.

hornyhunter666: Fine, I'm leaving. give me a call if u want some fun! Tanis Venn at 425-8291 ;)

hornyhunter666 has now logged off.

Flyboy411: how did they get ur screen name?

Smuggler_Babe: no idea. maybe canderous haxxed my computer and then sent it over the holonet.

Flyboy411: Whatever. Meet u in cargo hold?

Smuggler_Babe: u kno it.

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Flyboy411 has now logged off.