Crazy trouble with love part 7
Mothra, Female Battra, and Godzilla part 2
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-Monster Island-
"Ah." Said Battra while laying on the ground in her human form. "This is the fucking life."
"Do you ever get tired of cursing?" asked Mothra laying on her stomach.
"Fuck no." She smirked. "That's like you trying to not get embarrassed by a simple skirt flipping."
"T-That was with Godzilla!"
"And he liked it a lot."
Mothra huffed and looked away. 'Why modern day humans wear those I'll never understand, it makes me feel more naked even in my OWN form somehow!'
"Say, do you feel like Godzilla is taking too long in burning Tokyo? He's been gone for days now." Battra asked her counterpart with a sigh.
"He always likes to take his time, especially if the humans are giving him a hard time, again."
"If I was him, I would've destroyed them by now." She said with a growl. "And keep the world from becoming a cesspool like back when you had a flat chest."
"I was big!"
"Keep telling yourself that."
Mothra frowned and reached over before smacking Battra's stomach quickly.
"Ow! That hurt you fucking bitch!"
"Well since you brought it up, why don't you go flying off to try and find him then?"
"I'm on break." She said with a growl. "Plus I happen to like the sand on my back."
"You're going to get fat."
"Fuck you bitch!"
"Fine, I'll do it." Mothra got up while mumbling. "Lazy."
"You need it for your fat ass." She muttered while not knowing someone was hiding in the bushes.
Mothra transformed into her regular form before flying off, her wings kicking the sand up and covering Battra in it.
"Pa! You fat ass!" She snapped in rage while a set of eight eyes peered from the bushes.
'You shall pay.'
(Later)
Mothra flew across the sea while internally knowing she should really try and get Godzilla to STOP destroying human settlements since she still had a job to keep the humens safe.
The only problem was that he had to do this since it WAS his self appointed job to destroy all humans, occasionally when it suits him. Like the time he saved the world only to blast a few cities into rubble when the threat was over.
Basically, it was a weird sense of entitlement, but one that kept the king of monsters from going mad.
'Sometimes I wonder if my job was easier when I was a larvae.' She thought before seeing said monster blasting the city of Tokyo into burnt ashes.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
"ROAR!"
The people ran off in terror while he smashed a building with his tail.
'And there he is.' Mothra sighed in her mind before zapping Godzilla on the back with her laser blasts.
"OW!" he turned and let out an angry roar. "What the hell Mothra?!"
"Are you done yet? Battra is getting antsy." She said. "And I think she wants a back rub." 'Even if she doesn't admit it.'
"Forget it, I'm working here." he huffed before crushing a nearby bus which exploded.
"You've been gone for hours! And the city is already destroyed!"
"I'm double destroying it!"
"Just come home."
He groaned and rubbed his face. "We're not even fully mated and you're already getting on my ass."
"Trust me, you don't know how hard it's going to be with Battra on your case." Mothra sighed. "Especially when she's going to fly after you and ram her horn up your ass for keeping her waiting."
Godzilla groaned as he blasted a few humans with his atomic breath. "Fine, I'll come back, in half an hour, maybe two."
"...fine, but don't blame me if you get a horn up your ass." She said before turning around and flew off. "And don't forget the whale."
'Ugh! What's with her hunger for whales?! She's going to get fat from that!'
(Back in the island)
Mothra landed on the shore and let out a small cry before looking around for Battra.
But it was silent.
'That's odd.' She thought before trying again.
Still it was silent.
'Did she go off to get some food?' She thought before getting hit by some webs.
SWISH!
"Ah!" she cried out before she tried flapping her wings to get away. But only to get more webs on her wings and was pinned down to the ground.
"You are mine." Said a familiar voice as Mothra was dragged away quickly by a long thread.
"Ah!"
(At a random dark cave)
The thread moved faster and faster until it reached a large pit with a massive web in the center of it. Mothra struggled before getting pulled right against the web with her wings completely immobile.
"Damn it." Muttered Battra while still in her human form and wrapped in silk. "She got you too? Fucking great!"
Mothra groaned while transforming into her human form as the silk just got tighter before she tried transforming back to break the threads.
"It won't work." Said a voice from the ledge of the pit. "My silk can keep kaiju from returning to monster form."
"Wait...Kumonga?!"
"It is I." She said while showing her human form, which was a short woman with a F cup chest, a massive ass, yellow hair and wearing a brown and black gothic maid's outfit. "The feared Kumonga, and your better."
"Wait, THAT'S your human form?" spoke Mothra.
"Yes, it is."
"It looks fucking stupid!" Battra yelled.
"And so are you." She huffed. "But you are my prisoners."
"What's going on here? Why have you taken us here?" frowned Mothra.
"To take back my place as Godzilla's mate." She said with a growl. "And eat you up like flies. You shouldn't have confessed to my mate."
"The fuck? Your mate?" spoke Battra before she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Kumonga asked in annoyance.
"Y-You ahahahaha!" she laughed while Mothra shook her head. "Y-You're nuts! WE'RE his mates ahahahaha!"
She narrowed her eyes. "So? I had it longer then you bitches. Yet he chose you, a moth and a crossbreed rhino." She cracked her neck. "How stupid of him."
"Godzilla had no mate before us, he was unclaimed." frowned Mothra. "You've got a lot of guts claiming him as yours, did you ever once try to become his mate before us?"
"Yes, from the shadows." She muttered. "But unlike that prehistoric slut, I chose to mate with Godzilla on our first battle, and I-"
"Got killed." Battra interrupted.
"...I'm going to enjoy eating you up. But before I do that, I'll tell you something interesting." She smirked. "I am going to make you starve to death~"
"The hell you will! When Godzilla finds out about us-"
"Oh that's just it, he won't. With you two out of the way, now I can make my move and become the queen of the monsters. After that, I'll claim him right there and guarantee I have his eggs. If you plead for your life, I might be considerate and let OUR children feed off you two, provided you still have some substance."
"I'll turn you into bug juice!" Battra snapped in rage.
"I'm an arachnid." She said before turning away. "See you after I get fucked."
Both growled in anger. 'She'll die for this!'
(With Godzilla)
The large dinosaur swam on back to the island while grumbling in his head. 'Stupid moth, wanting to get a whale. I'll show her!'
"Ooooh!" Bellowed a large humpback whale while swimming next to Godzilla.
'This one will do.' He thought before grabbing it with his mouth and swam up to the surface.
(On the shore)
And splashed right next to the beach of Monster Island.
Godzilla places the whale in the beach while turning into his human form. He looked around and crossed his arms. "Yo Battra! Mothra! I'm back!"
Silence.
"Yo! I'm back!"
More silence.
"Are you trying to mess with me?! I said I'm back!"
Silence.
"Hello!"
Silence.
"Get out here!"
"No!" Yelled a loud annoying echo from out of nowhere.
He growled and walked towards the trees. "You two wanted me to come back, and I did! Now get out here and enjoy this whale I caught!"
"Hello." Said a voice from the bushes.
He turned his head and walked over with a frown. "Mothra, you made a big deal for me to come back, so quit playing games and come out."
"Hello." The voice said before it was revealed to be a small girl in a maid's outfit. "Good to see you again."
Godzilla blinked at the human girl. "Um, who the fuck are you?"
"You know me, I'm your mate."
"...eh?"
"I am your mate." She said with a smile. "Your beautiful mate~"
"Look kid, I don't know how you got here, but you better leave, let's just say it's not for humans."
"..." she moved closer to him and rubbed her chest on his legs. "I'm not leaving you."
"Um….eh?"
She smiled while hugging his leg.
'What the hell is wrong with this brat?' He thought in annoyance.
'He's all mine.' "Do you want to go out?"
Godzilla slightly jaw dropped hearing that. "Say what?"
"I want you to go out with me." She said again while looking at him. "Besides, I am the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Look brat, just go back wherever you came from, or I'm gonna crush you." he growled.
"Oh? Mmmm, that cock could crush my pussy any day~"
He huffed before transforming into his real form and gave a loud roar that made her hair stand back and saw him narrow his eyes at her. 'This'll make her run for the hills.'
She shook her head at that. "Really? Trying to scare me?" She then slowly grew bigger and changed into a forty five meter tall spider with yellow stripes and a black body. "How silly of you lizard."
"Kumonga?!"
"Hi." She smiled. "Like my beautiful human form? It's sexy right?"
Godzilla growled in anger. "What's the big idea of trying to fool me?"
Kumonga chuckled at that. "Oh nothing really, but I heard you're single. Is that right?"
"No I'm not."
"That is not what I heard."
"Look, right now I'm busy looking for Mothra and Battra, now buzz off." he huffed before walking around her.
Kumonga frowned. "Are you sure? Because they might be oh I don't know...out somewhere away from you because of something you said."
He stopped and turned with a growl. "Butt out, this has nothing to do with you."
"Oh it does, after all they did tell me that they are going to destroy meteors in space." She lied with a grin. "And they said they're through with you."
"So? Do you have proof."
Kumonga sweated. "Well...Battra said...that you are a….poop head."
He raised his eyebrow. "Battra only curses, not say stupid stuff like that."
"I-I-I think she stumbled when she said that!"
"Or you are lying." He frowned before getting ready to blast the spider. "You have five seconds."
Kumonga paled before jumping away. "Shit!"
"Four, three, two…"
"Ahhh!" She screamed even more before going into her cave and jumped into the web. "Stupid mate!"
"Well look who came fucking back." frowned Battra before she and Mothra saw Godzilla enter and saw them in the web.
"What the fuck is this?!"
"Um…" Kumonga gulped. "I'm just….giving them a web bath. Yes! They wanted to look even more sexy so they came to ask me to make their skin shine like sun rays."
"Fuck no! You kidnapped us you bitch!"
"Godzilla get us out of here!" Mothra yelled.
He snarled and glared at the arachnid. "You DARE web them up and plan on eating them? MY mates?"
"I wasn't going to eat them!" She yelled. "I was just going to leave them to starve while...I get laid by you, my mate."
"WHAT?!"
"He he he…" she slowly backed away. "Well um...see you around mate." She quickly went down the pit and vanished from sight. 'Curse you bugs!'
"Get back here!" he roared moving over and charged up his atomic breath.
'Crap crap crap!'
BOOOM!
Kumonga turned before getting blasted by a berm of light and got ignited. "AHHHHH!" 'NOT AGAIN!'
He held the blast for a few minutes before slowly stopping and huffed. "Damn spider."
"Good shot." Battra smirked. "But get us out of here!"
He walked over and started tearing the webbing off Mothra and looked at Battra with a smirk. "You know, you actually make that look good, I think I'll leave you like that."
"Fuck you!"
Mothra sighed. "Godzilla, just get her out. I know she's a bitch sometimes, but she doesn't deserve to starve to death."
"I wouldn't let her stay here, just hold her around like one of those keychains human have, see how long takes before I decide to let her out."
"Don't you dare!"
Mothra shrugged. "Then do it." 'He's still going to do it even if I tell him to stop.'
He moved over and got Battra down, but kept her tied up before picking Mothra up and carried them out of the cave.
"You little bastard!" Battra grumbled. 'I'll remember this when we fuck!'
"I'm not so little right now, and if you keep that up, I might just have to keep from mating you and have you watch me and Mothra do it all the time then. Don't worry, we'll still feed you, if you ask nicely." he smirked sadistically.
"Grrr!"
"Now now, be nice." Mothra said. "She's still your mate, although if you feed her too much she might become a caterpillar again."
"SCREW YOU BITCH!" She snapped in rage. "JUST SCREW YOU!"
"That's my job later." smirked Godzilla while he reached the beach. "Oh, and I got you your whale, you're welcome."
"Thanks." Mothra said while seeing Godzilla changing back to human form, before she kissed his cheek. "You are a great mate."
"Of course, I'm the king."
"King of annoying bastards." Battra muttered while her stomach growled. "Now let me out of this!"
"Forget it." he smirked. "You're not getting out of that unless I hear the magic word."
"Fuck you!"
"In that case, Mothra? Go ahead and gorge yourself."
She nodded before walking towards the whale.
"You sadistic monster!" Battra yelled.
"Say what I wanna hear and I'll cut the threads."
"Grrrrr…." she grumbled while looking red in the face. "P-P-Please…."
Godzilla smirked. "What? I couldn't hear you."
"Please...untie me."
"What? Still can't hear you."
"Please untie me! For fucking sake please untie me!"
He chuckled sadistically before breaking the webbing. "See? That wasn't too hard little bug."
She growled before elbowing him in the gut.
"I was joking."
"Yeah." She growled before kissing his cheek and walked towards the whale. "You were fucking joking, Goddy."
"Tch, women." he rolled his eyes. "Do something nice and this is the thanks they give you." He looked at the two and sighed. 'But they are busty that's for sure.'
(Timeskip)
Godzilla snored in his regular form while Battra was laying on his stomach also in her regular form.
"Zzzzz." She snored while not knowing that Mothra was flying towards them.
'I really wish I could just go one day without starting a hurricane. I get it, I'm a giant moth, but my wings aren't that big!'
"Zzzzzzz."
"Zzzzz."
She landed a few feet away and saw the two sleeping. 'How cute, the two most stubborn kaiju in the world are sleeping next to each other. Now if only I had a camera.'
Godzilla grumbled and rolled on his side while Battra moved up near his head and clamped onto it.
'Maybe I should leave them alone?' She thought before looking at Battra and chuckled. 'How adorable, and to think she's a foul mouthed protected of the earth.'
"Zzzzz."
"Zzzzz." Godzilla snored while Mothra landed on his side and clamped right on him.
'I'll join in and see their reactions when they wake up.' She thought before closing her eyes.
(Two hours later)
"Zzzz."
"Zzzz."
"Zzzz."
All three snored while looking like a pile of kaiju flesh and insect scales.
Rodan was flying over and noticed, making him swoop down and land near them. "Huh? How weird, two moths on a lizard." He then got an idea and took a deep breath. 'He he he.'
"Zzzz."
"Zzz."
"Zzzz."
'Hope you like a loud wake up.' He thought as King Ghidorah flew by and saw the sleeping kaiju.
'Now to work the lightning.' All the heads thought before flying off.
"WAKE UP!" Yelled Rodan.
And cue webbing and a headbutt to the face from the now awake kaijus.
"SHUT UP!"
"GAH!" he cried out before tripping and went rolling down a hill and into the sea. "Worth it!"
Battra grumbled before seeing Mothra. "What are you fucking doing here?"
"Oh, I'm just sleeping with our mate." She said while looking a little annoyed. 'Stupid Rodan.'
"Hey, I was sleeping here first."
"And you looked adorable."
"Just fuck off."
Godzilla grumbled while just going back to sleep.
"We can both sleep next to him."
"...fine, but next time if you see me sleeping with him, fucking buzz off."
"No promises."
She grumbled before going back to sleep. 'Damn bug.'
(Timeskip)
Godzilla in his human form sighed while sitting on Mothra's head along with a human Battra. "Why are we going to that human city again?"
"To have a day for clothing shopping, that and you need to be around people more often."
"Fuck you." Battra grumbled. "You know I hate humans."
"And I can't understand so many of their rules." grumbled Godzilla.
"Just be nice and don't hurt them." Mothra said before seeing the city. "Oh and I expect a fancy dinner tonight so no fast food this time."
"Awwww." groaned the both of them.
(In the city)
All three of them, now in human form and wearing either a tux or just a few red and white dresses, walked down the busy street while Godzilla was made to hold several bags of clothing.
Battra grumbled while glaring at a few humans that passed her by. 'Fucking humans.'
"Why do I have to carry these fucking things?"
"Because you were rude when we got them." Mothra chuckled. "That and aren't you stronger then SpaceGodzilla?"
"Of course! That hack wouldn't be able to hold near this many."
"Then don't complain." She said as they walked towards a sushi place.
Battra noticed it and elbowed Godzilla. "Hey look, your favorite place to fucking eat."
He blinked and shrugged. "Not hungry."
She whispered in his ear. "I was suggesting it so we can fucking get away from miss human lover."
"Uh...on second thought, sounds great."
"Then let's go." She said as they carefully walked away from Mothra.
"Hey, do you want coffee...HEY!" Mothra yelled as she saw them running away. "Get back here!"
"Book it!"
"I'm way fucking ahead of you!"
"Get back here!"
(One long chase scene later)
The two panted while finding themselves in the restaurant's bathroom, the girls to be exact, with them ditching the bags somewhere during the chase.
"I think...we fucking lost that bitch…" Battra panted.
"My lungs...are gonna….blow…."
She chuckled before patting his back. "At least we are alone together...right?"
He fell on the ground while looking up and saw it was much cleaner than a boy's bathroom. "Yeah…"
"Say, want to mate in here?"
"Too tired."
"Not even to makeout?" She asked in annoyance.
"I'm not in the mood."
She frowned before giving his cheek a pinch.
"Hey!"
"I'm offering you to fuck my body and you're NOT in the mood?! Oh you're a cop out!" She growled while not noticing that a familiar kaiju in disguise was outside the bathroom door.
"Alright fine!"
"Good." She said while letting go of his cheek and pulled down her top. "Now let's get to it, kingy~"
He grinned before they started kissing while Mothra could hear the sounds through the door.
'What is that?' She thought before peeking through a crack in the door and saw them making out. 'What?! They did it without me?!'
(Ten minutes of kissing later)
The two broke the kiss and panted while Godzilla rubbed Battra's ass.
"Mmm, how fucking bold of you." She smirked before getting squeezed. "Oh~"
"I'm gonna make you scream my name." he growled.
"Not if I do that to you." She said while grabbing his junk and squeezed.
And cue Mothra kicking the door in with an annoyed blush. "Don't you dare!"
"Fuck!" Battra said in annoyance. "You HAD to ruin it!"
"You stole him! I was going to ask him for that kiss!"
"Wait...you're not angry about us ditching you?" Asked Godzilla.
"I am!" She snapped. "But I wanted to get kissed too! I mean you just kissed Battra!"
"And I enjoyed it." She grinned.
"Move over." Mothra walked in. "I'm joining."
"Oh?" He said while she kissed him on the lips.
'I'm not losing to that moth!'
(One hour later)
Moaning was heard from the stall with the walls shaking over and over just as a guy walked in and heard the noise.
'What is going on?' He thought while going into the stall and taking a dump.
"Oh~"
"Ah!"
"Grunt!"
'If someone is getting busy why can't they just do it in a motel?' He thought before seeing some white stuff shooting over the stall and landed on his lap. 'What...ew!' "Hey! Go do it elsewhere!"
"QUIET!" yelled the three at once followed by louder banging.
"For fuck sake! Go do it elsewhere!"
"GO SCREW YOURSELF!" they yelled in a mix of all their cries making the man go pale.
'Maybe I should leave.' He thought before noticing that more white stuff started covering the room, and it wasn't semen either.
But webbing!
"AHHHH!" He screamed before running out of the bathroom without his pants.
And inside the stall, was Battra and Mothra, now with small thoraxes and wings, getting fucked by Godzilla as webbing shot out from their breasts.
"Gah! Come on, move that ass like you mean it!" he growled.
"I am!" Battra moaned. "It's hard when we're in a fucking tight space!"
"Ah~" Mothra moaned out. "I-I'm getting close!"
"Then get ready for another load." Godzilla growled while Battra looked ready to faint from excitement.
(Outside)
People walked on by the building before it suddenly burst open and fell down as debris while they turn and gaped when they saw the three kaijus in the middle of banging, causing most to scream, others to video tape it, and the rest pass out from shock.
"Ah!" Screamed a woman before the kaiju finally stopped banging each other, with webbing covering part of the city.
"Ah...ah…." Battra panted. "Looks like we get fucking excited…"
"We did." Godzilla said.
"...sweet."
Mothra noticed that some tanks were going towards them. "We...better get...going…"
"Aw fuck." spoke Godzilla and Battra.
"You can destroy them later." She panted while taking flight and headed back to the island. "See you later…." 'I feel like some eggs are going to be fertile inside me.'
"Ready for a little barbeque?" asked Godzilla grinning.
"You...read my mind." Battra smirked before blasting some tanks and took flight.
-Omake-
(Ten years later)
"Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, hey dad, dad, dad."
Godzilla grumbled while looking at a small boy with green hair and a very tanned skin color. "What?"
"I'm hungry." he spoke before sitting down. "Get me some fish."
"No." He said while laying on his side. "Go get your own fish Altia."
"But mom Battra says you'd listen if I kept asking."
"She's lying to you." He grumbled. "So go bug your sister."
"Dad, dad, dad, can I get fish?" asked a girl with white hair and tanned like the boy who poked his back.
"What is it Grina?"
"I want some fish."
"No." He said in annoyance.
"Please?"
"No." He yawned. "Go bug your mother."
"But she said you could help."
"Well right now I'm napping." He said while closing his eyes. "So both of you go bug one of your mother's."
They groaned and lightly kicked at his back before leaning against him and crossed their arms. "We don't wanna."
"Just go." He grumbled. "Or I might throw you into the ocean."
"They won't like that." Both said at once.
"Then just take a nap if you wanna be lazy about it cause I ain't getting the fish for you."
"..."
"..."
Both looked at each other before farting in his face and ran off. "Ha ha! Fart attack!"
"Gah! Why you little brats!" he growled rolling over and frowning.
"That's what you get for being a big meany!" Both laughed while sticking their tongues out at him.
'I swear those two are getting spoiled. Why when I was their age I learned quickly it was kill or be killed.' He thought before noticing that they also left him a fish, a swordfish to be exact. "...damn brats."
