Raiden has more messages which say the following:
Raiden: If you hear this that means i'm not here and i'm out killing somebody leave your message after the beep
Quan Chi: Hey, did you catch the latest episode of "The Golden Girls" I love that show! (beep)
Kung Lao: I called to tell you that I'm gong to be in a movie called "Indinia Jones turns chinese and kills everyone" that's all (beep)
Havik: Help! I broke my neck! Oh wait, i'm already dead! Oh damn I'm like soooo dense today (beep)
Noob: Hey, I don't appreciate you calling me a Noob, i'm going to kick my borther's ass, he has always been the favorite, like in high school he got frost while i was stuck with Smoke (beep)
Noob: I'm sorry for that message, I understand that you was just saying my name which is "Noob" maybe i should change it to "Boob" haha "Boob" i love that. (beep)
Stryker: I'm famous, on wikipedia it says that i was named most popular, then it says Scorpion is the least popular. (beep)
Scorpion: How dare you take my tuna sandwhich, I shall avenge my sandwhich! (beep)
Stryker: Today is my best day yet, I got some viagra! (beep)
Shao Kahn: Hey, why weren't you at the family reunion, just because i'm evil and your good doesn't mean we can't speak to each other, it's always your evil,evil,evil, don't you just talk to say hi! Anyways come next time to the reunion, you know how your mother Sindel gets when you don't show, she gets really angry! (beep)
Reptile: I just got a magizing called "Playamphibian" it's like Playboy, except with gators, yum!
Walmart:Hi, just calling to verify that was you that ordered our "Barbie gone wild" doll, it costs 5.00 (beep)
Sub Zero: What did I tell you about drinking? You get as crazy as Cho Seung Hui when you do, wait who's Cho Seung Hui? (beep)
Jigsaw: Hello Raiden, I wanna play a game, your whole life involves you teleporting and shocking people, well this time you must play a game of "Mortal Kombat" with me at 4:00 PM if you lose I have to give you a swirlie, If you win You can force me to listen to 50 Cent, that's torture1 (beep)
Jax: I've noticed that your answering Machine is broken, it keeps beeping by itself before your even finished leaving a (beep) huh? See that's what i'm talking about! (beep)
Shinnok: Don't you (beep) call me, if you ever (beep) call me agian I will cut your (beep) off and (beep) your (beep) mom with it you god(beep) son of a (beep)! (beep)
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