WTF does snog mean?

L and Light

(I don;t own Deathnote)

I could tell Light was annoyed by the fact I was speaking in english. He claimed to understand it but I could tell by the expression on his face he was clueless as to what I was discussing with Watari.

"-Roger of course, is rather distressed, and is requesting that you punish the lads, though it is your choice Ryuzaki. They are your children, not ours"

"Tell Roger the boys are allow to act how they please. If they want to have a sexual relationship I do not believe it is Rogers place to stop them"

I picked up a doughnut and bit it, trying not to lick my lips

"I understand"

"Good" *lick* damn.

Watari left the room to go contact Roger and inform him that my children where to do what they wanted. I had know Mello and Matt were in love for a while, but it seemed they're little romance had been discovered. Shame

"What was that all about Ryuzaki?" Light asked, giving up on pretending he had followed the conversation.

I looked at him, deciding to tell him the truth. Its always fun to make him uncomfortable.

"It appears two men working for me where caught snogging Light-kun, nothing extraordinary" Well I can't tell him it was my children now could I?

"....What in the name of all that is holy is snogging?" I nearly choked on my doughnut. Had I really used that word, how unlike me.

"Its not important Light-kun" I smirked. Oh he didn't look happy about that

"Tell Me!"

"Light-kun really you don't have to know"

"Ryuzaki I demand you tell me what that is or I will take you doughnut...and eat it!!!"

Not my doughnut!

"Light-kun.." Then I was struck by sudden inspiration. I could still have a way of making Light flustered (which was oh so amusing to watch after all)

"Light-kun, come here and I will show you what snogging is"

He jump up as early as Matsuda and ran over to me. I had never done this before, but people say you learn better through experience.

When he got close enough, I wrapped my arms around his neck, and tilted my head up, molding our lips together. I expected Light to jerk away, but instead he looped his arms around my waist and pulled me close, deeping the kiss that was meant as a joke. Unsure of what to do I simply let him take over, his tongue in my mouth storking my own and his hands on my butt and rubbing my back underneth my shirt. Awkward

When he pulled away his face was red and we were both breathless.

"And that Light-kun, was a snog"

And a damn good one might I add.

I did this tiny oneshot because people were confused when I referred to Matt and mellos kiss as a Snogfess. Its what we call "making out" over here. this just seemed a more fun way of explaining. Review