Dragon Quest Naruto!
Written by The FormerPrinceofDDR
Summary: While fighting against Orochimaru, Naruto and Tsunade, thanks to a Jutsu by the Snake-Sannin, are flung into the world of Dragon Quest VIII! And Lo and Behold, Orochimaru is sent there as well! The three have NO CHOICE but to work together to get back home. But will they be able to without KILLING each other first? A Naruto/Dragon Quest VIII Crossover. No Parings, but will involve a Tsunade/Naruto: Mother/Son type relationship.
Okay! Thanks for the reviews last chapter! As a thank you, this chapter is a lot longer! Enjoy!
Last time on 'Dragon Quest Naruto'…
"Uhhh… Ow…My head really hurts…" Naruto said as he began to regain consciousness. He sat up and saw Tsunade still unconsciousness on one side, and Orochimaru in the same state on the other.
"So, we got sent here with that Snake-freak as well, huh?" Naruto said to himself. He stood up, albeit a bit shakily, and looked around.
They were in a huge forest clearing. There was a waterfall, huge trees, sparkling water, and a town that he could see far off into the distance.
As Naruto took in this sight, he could only think one thing.
'Something tells me that we're not in Fire Country anymore…'
Chapter 1: A brand new adventure!
After Naruto took a good look around the clearing, he decided that he should wake up Tsunade so they could begin to figure out a way to get back home. But just as he was walking towards her, he froze in his tracks when he saw Orochimaru's prone body.
As he gazed upon the Snake-Sannin's body, Naruto began to feel a deep hatred boil up within him. A type of hatred Naruto never felt for ANYONE. Not even the villagers, despite all they did to make his life hell.
Naruto could only see red as he remembered all the horrible things that the Snake-In-Human's-Skin had committed. Having that gigantic snake in the Forest of Death nearly devour him whole. Biting into Sasuke's neck, and giving him that Curse Mark. Fooling the Sand into joining Sound and attacking the Leaf together.
And the number one crime on Naruto's list. …Killing the Third Hokage, Sarutobi.
The only man who (before Iruka) ever cared for him.
The only man who Naruto could call Old Man, in a good way.
The only man who Naruto could ever consider family.
He was dead.
He would never come back.
And it was all…
This…
Bastard's…
FAULT.
Naruto snapped.
With a crazed look in his eyes resembling that of the Snake-Sannin, he, without a word, snatched up a kunai from his ankle pouch, twirled it in his hand, and gripped it, the point right next to the still unconscious Orochimaru's neck.
Naruto, who looked like a Madman at this point with his eyes burning red and his face in a savage fox grin that would have done Kyuubi proud, whispered one, single word to the soon-to-be-dead-if-Naruto-had-anything-to-say-about-it Snake.
"SUFFER."
He threw the kunai.
Only to have it blocked by a shuriken.
Stunned, Naruto turned to see Tsunade standing her with her arm outstretched; indicating that is was she who threw the shuriken.
Naruto began to feel the rage boiling up again.
Only this time, it was aimed at Tsunade.
It only got worse as Tsunade uttered her next words.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, brat?"
Naruto snapped for a second time.
Luckily, he expressed this in his tone of voice, and NOT with his weapons.
"What the hell do you think YOU'RE doing, old lady?-!" Naruto growled, his voice sounding like a combination of his own, and Kyuubi's. "Why are you stopping me from KILLING this bastard? HE DESERVES IT, AFTER ALL HE'S DONE! So either help me kill him, or get the HELL out of my way. Or I'll kill YOU too!-!"
That was when Naruto felt the fist sock him on the cheek.
HARD.
So hard in fact, that Naruto was sent flying back a couple of feet before he landed.
When Naruto got back up, he was about to give Tsunade a piece of his mind…before he saw the heated glare she was giving him.
"Why don't you try THINKING, brat?" Tsunade spat. "Orochimaru is the reason that we came here in the first place, correct?
Dumbfounded (and back to normal), Naruto nodded.
"Good," Tsunade said. "And, of course, we want to go back home, right?"
Naruto nodded again.
"Very good," Tsunade said. "Then wouldn't it make better sense, mind you, to LEAVE OROCHIMARU ALIVE UNTIL WE FORCE HIM TO SEND US BACK?-!-?-!"
Frightened, Naruto franticly nodded.
"Good boy," Tsunade said, smirking. "Now, do you have any rope on you?"
Still slightly frightened of the busty blonde, Naruto pulled out a large rope from his pack.
"Nice. Now help me tie this bastard up…"
(A few minutes later)
Orochimaru was tied up like a hog at a Rodeo.
"Now that that's taken care of, we should probably get some rest and regain our strength. We'll need it for when this bastard finally wakes up," Tsunade said, flicking away some sweat from her forehead.
"I saw a town not too far from here. We can rest up there. Only problem is explaining why Orochimaru is tied up like this," Naruto replied.
"We'll just say that he's a criminal that we have finally captured, and that we are taking him back to the police," Tsunade replied. "Of course, we'll have to take turns watching him while the other rests, so we can make sure he won't get away. Now then, help me lift him up…"
But Naruto wasn't paying attention. He was watching as these weird, blue, blob-like things were surrounding two people. It looked like they were about to attack.
"Hey, old lady! Looks like someone is in trouble!" Naruto said.
"Ignore them, Naruto. It's not any of our business," Tsunade replied with a wave of her hand, not really paying attention.
But Naruto, who couldn't just ignore anyone in need, rushed off to help the two.
"…Sigh." Tsunade said, shaking her head. "The brat truly is stubborn. Heh…almost as stubborn as me."
Without another word, Tsunade rushed off to help Naruto.
Dragon Quest Naruto!
'Oh, bloody 'ell. 'ow many more of these things do we 'ave to fight?'
Things weren't looking too good for the two people, as they were still tired out from the last fight, only to have three Slimes surrounding them.
One of the people was a young man that looked to be only a few years older then Naruto. He had black hair and eyes, and was wearing gray pants, and a blue shirt that went right down to his waist. He also wore a long yellow jacket that was split in the back. The Boy was currently gripping the sword that was attached to the back of his coat, ready to draw it, if need be.
Right by his side was a shorter, stockier, yet very much older man. He donned puffy blue striped pants, and a brown fur vest that displayed his hairy chest. He also wore a yellow spiky shell on his head like a helmet. He had his spiky wooden club drawn, ready to bust some heads.
"This doesn't look too good now, Yangus," The boy said, referring to the shorter man. "Think you've still got some fight in you left?"
"Heh, you know me, guv. As long as I'm fightin' by your side, I'll always 'ave some fight in me!" Yangus replied.
"That's good to hear, because here they come!"
As the words came out of the guv's mouth, one of the slimes leapt towards the two friends.
…Only to get kicked in the side by a blue sandaled foot.
As the slime flew back to it's pack, the two friends turned around to see a kid in a Orange Jumpsuit, and a busty woman in a green robe standing behind them.
"Who the 'eck are you?" Yangus questioned.
Naruto looked at the two people for a second. Then, much to Tsunade's embarrassment, preformed the 'Good Guy' pose before saying, "Naruto Uzumaki, at your service!"
Yangus and the guv sweat dropped.
Tsunade bonked Naruto on the back of the head.
"There will be more where that came from if you EVER do that pose again," Tsunade threatened, cracking her knuckles.
Naruto sweat dropped.
"ANYWAY," Naruto said, trying to play it off. "Those slimy things don't look too happy."
Everyone turned back to regard the slimes, and saw that they were frowning. Especially the one that got kicked.
"…Never knew they could frown like that." The guv said, almost making everyone fall over.
"Well, guess we'll just 'ave to give 'im an attitude adjustment," Yangus replied, getting his club at the ready.
"Heh. I like the way you think, old man!" Naruto replied, causing Yangus to fall over.
"I'M NOT AN OLD MAN!" Yangus declared. "I'M 25!"
"…Coulda fooled me," Naruto deadpanned, causing Yangus to glare at him. Naruto ignored him, and looked at the slimes.
"But enough talk. We can introduce ourselves later.
Naruto got a feral smirk on his face.
"Let's go wild!"
And that ends the next chapter! Hope it'll tide you over for the next one. Until then, catch you next continue!
P.S: I don't know Yangus's true age, so I just made him 25 for the humor part of the story.