Dynamite parody: Aperture
Portal 2 fan:
I came to test, test, test, test.
I portaled the floor cause I got a plan, plan, plan, plan.
I got long-fall-boots on, on, on, on.
Some one send that core to space, space, space, space.
These tests are going on and on and on.
Yah, these tests are going on and on and on.
I throw turrets in the air sometimes, singing: PotaTOS, I love you.
I just wanna play Portal 2, and maybe some coop.
Its cause I adore this game,
and every fan will agree,
that we would love to go to,
a place called Aperture.
Wheatley your my favorite core, core, core, core.
Now GLaDOS quit mocking Chell, Chell, Chell, Chell.
I killed you once and I'll do it again-gain-gain-gain.
Just dropped the portal gun...
Aaaand I died, died, died, died.
These tests go on and on and on.
Yah, these tests go on and on and on.
I throw turrets in the air sometimes.
Singing: PotaTOS, I love you.
I just want to play Portal 2, and maybe some coop.
Its cause I adore this game,
and every fan will agree,
that we would love to go to,
a place called Aperture.
I already told you once,
and now I told you twice.
That I want to go to,
a place called Aperture.
I'm gonna play it all night.
And I'm never gonna a stop.
Even if get a game over.
And I'm never gonna stop.
I just, I, love it.
And I, I, I,
just want to play.
Just want to play.
I'm gonna throw a turret in the air.
Turret in the air.
Throw your turret in the air.
I throw turrets in the air sometimes.
Singing: PotaTOS, I love you.
I just wanna play portal 2, and maybe some coop too.
Its cause I adore this game,
and every fan will agree,
that we would love to go to,
a place called Aperture.
I already told you thrice,
and now I told you a fourth.
That I want to go to,
a place called Aperture.