Chapter 2, The Giving of Gifts
Once upon a time, in the far away land of Richmond, Virginia, there lived the king of the Confederacy, King Peter, and his queen, Queen Kelly. They had a beautiful mini by the name of Kimi, after going for many years without being able to have mini's. When Princess Kimi hit her second birthday, Peter and Kelly were so excited, that they threw a huge party for the young princess! Everybody in the land came. Disney characters, pessents, the towns people of Dweeb Land, overruled by Derek, King of the Dweebs, and his younger brother, Squire Bobby Generic. and even the crowd of people who lived in the Playpen, after they were freed by the golden screwdriver, thanks to the heroic act of Prince Tommy Pickles, the famous prince of Yuckingham Palace, who also showed up at the princess's birthday. After all, Prince Tommy Pickles would be two soon, so he didn't want to miss it! The first three to give their gifts to the magnificent princess, were the three good fairies. Philla, Lilla, and ChuckieWeather.
"Now, like, um, you can each only give one gift to the princess ok? No more, no less." Said Queen Kelly.
"Ok your royal hinus." Said Lilla.
The fairies floated above Princess Kimi, raised their magic wands, and began to give their gifts. The first one to give his gift, was Philla.
"Princess Kimi, I, Philla, give you the gift, of summersalts." Said Philla, as he waved his magic wand over the young princess, making swirls of red light appear, lifting Kimi into the air, as she did a series of summersalts. After he was done giving his gift, he put the child gently down on the floor, and moved aside for the next fairy to give their gift.
Lilla stepped up, to give her gift.
"I, Lilla, give you, Princess Kimi, the gift of laughter!" Said Lilla, as she waved her magic wand over Kimi, making swirls of green light appear, making Kimi giggle with delight. When Lilla was finished, she moved out of the way, making room for ChuckieWeather to give his gift to the young two-year-old princess.
"Well, um, uh, my gift to you, young Princess Kimi, will be…" But before ChuckieWeather could finish, a clap of thunder was heard, as the evil Angeficent, burst into the castle.
She was an evil witch, with two blond pigtales, wearing the most beautiful green cape.
"Throwing a party without me, eh?" Said Angeficent, in an angry tone of voice.
"I'm sorry Angeficent, but you weren't wanted." Said King Peter.
"Oh? And why not?" Asked Angeficent.
"Maybe it's because you're always taking our cookies and candy." Said Lilla.
"Well, that's because I'm Angeficent, and anything I want, I can have. Understand?" Said Angeficent.
Everyone just stared in silence, speechless that this greedy witch, would burst in without an invitation, and take whatever she wanted.
"Oh that's right, the majority of you are no better than Princess Kimi. You're a bunch of dumb babies, and because you babies are so dumb, you won't mind if I give my gift to the young Princess Kimi." Said Angeficent, as she took out her magic wand, and started waving it around in the air.
"Young Princess Kimi, you shall grow into a magnificent toddler, looking more prettiful than ever, even betterer than my sidekick Cynthia. But you'd better enjoy your terribelest two's, because when the sun sets on your third birthday, you will eat a Reptar bar for dessert, and die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Said Angeficent, as gray beams of light encircled the princess, and thunder and lightning appeared outside the castle.
After the gray lights disappeared, Angeficent headed to the door of the castle.
"Well, I'd better be going, but you all take care." Said Angeficent, as she let herself out.
Everybody was scared for poor Princess Kimi, to the point, that they almost canceled the rest of her birthday celebration, when Prince Tommy, spoke up.
"Wait, ChuckieWeather didn't get to give his gift to Princess Kimi." Said Prince Tommy.
"Thanks Prince Tommy." Said ChuckieWeather, as he pulled out his magic wand, and hovered above Princess Kimi.
"Young Princess Kimi, when you should turn three-years-old, and the evil Angeficent makes you doomed, doomed, doomed I tell ya, you won't die, but rather, when you eat that poisonis Reptar bar, you'll take a very long nappy, that will last for elevendy bazillion years, until your bestest friend kisses you on the cheak. Only then, will you awaken from your long sleep." Said ChuckieWeather, as swirls of blue light circled above the princess, and he gave his gift.
The following day, King Peter was not taking any chances. He diclaired that every single Reptar bar in all of the Confederacy, be destroyed at once. But Angeficent, had other plans, as she looked at herself in a mirror in her secret lair.
"I don't care if Reptar bars are being outlawed. Nobody, and I mean, nobody, will make me feed my Reptar bars to Hubert, no way!" Said Angeficent, as she uncovered a fifty pound bag, of Reptar bars.
"Look at that Cynthia, all the Reptar bars in the world, and they're mine, all mine! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Said Angeficent, staring at herself in her large mirror, with an evil glair.
Back in the Confederacy, Philla, Lilla, and ChuckieWeather, were not taking any chances, so they decided to take Princess Kimi off to the deepest parts of the deep forrest, on the outskirts of the Confederacy, and raise her as their own, as she lived out her terribelest two's, until the day of her third birthday. The three fairies banned their use of magic, and simply called Princess Kimi, well, just that, Kimi. Over that year, Kimi learned how to talk to grown ups, got potty trained, and did everything that young two-year-olds are suppose to do. Then, came the dreaded day, the day of Kimi's third birthday.
And what happens on this special day? We'll find out, in the next chapter.